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18 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Great place for a meteor to hit.

Or a jdam. 

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:


oh. 

the secret sauce of young white men chanting 'Putin'? well we know who aggy is rooting for.

39 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Or a jdam. 

 

nuke it from orbit

 

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41 minutes ago, mchookem said:

the secret sauce of young white men chanting 'Putin'? well we know who aggy is rooting for.

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Meanwhile
 

That quote is going to be on a t-shirt. Speaking of, I snagged one of these from Bunker today.
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This didn't belong in the DT thread but I chuckled.

 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

^Prime Minister of Estonia 

Seeing these countries and their leaders do whatever they can to support Ukraine is pretty amazing. None of them want to go back to Soviet-era life after seeing what democracy is like.

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

That was great right there. Wearing a Bulls hat as well made it better for some reason.

3 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

That was great right there. Wearing a Bulls hat as well made it better for some reason.

The spirit of Jordan's iron will to win; I love it. 

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Surprised they didn't do this a couple of days ago.  Can't have your comrades back home watch streaming video of your planes getting shot down and lines of flattened tanks.  All is well, right, fuckers?

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2 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

 

This didn't belong in the DT thread but I chuckled.

 

Geography is hard . . . for Fox news.

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3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Tank drivers are probably using Waze anyway 

9 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

for all the he said she said about who would've done who to what if whomever was president or not, we can all see in plain sight that there are not just americans, not just republicans, but american republican congressmen and women who are cheering putin on.  they are on team-russia.  they are actively rooting against our interests in the name of "america first".

regardless of whatever trump said he wanted to do at some bullshit media appearance, he is the reason for the matt gaetz/jim jordan/margorie taylor fuckheads of the world spewing their nonsense.  in a war where we're not directly involved, this is a pretty defining moment for americans.  i'm grateful some are making it so easy.

In truth, this is always the argument that autocratic types use.  I recall a Saudi guy on TV talking about how much they respect women so much, they want them in the home and not doing dirty man's work.   Neo-Nazi's are not racist, they are just trying to preserve white blood.   Republicans are not all traitors, they just fawn over America's enemies, try to weaken American institutions, undermine our strategic advantages (education, infrastructure, budget) and exploit divisiveness while weakening our alliances and destroying our middle class and trying to overthrow our government.   

 

13 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

If this doesn't win Twitter today, it's pretty close

A masterpiece that rivals the one in Siena (longcat spoiler):

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The Allegory of Good and Bad Government is a series of three fresco panels painted by Ambrogio Lorenzetti between February 1338 and May 1339. The paintings are located in Siena's Palazzo Pubblico—specifically in the Sala dei Nove ("Salon of Nine"), the council hall of the Republic of Siena's nine executive magistrates,[2] elected officials who performed executive functions (and judicial ones in secular matters). The paintings have been construed as being "designed to remind the Nine [magistrates] of just how much was at stake as they made their decisions".[3]

Considered Lorenzetti's "undisputed masterpiece",[4] the series consists of six different scenes (the titles are all modern conveniences):

Allegory of Good Government
Allegory of Bad Government
Effects of Bad Government in the City
Effects of Bad Government in the Country
Effects of Good Government in the City
Effects of Good Government in the Country

 

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I don’t get how European countries can just watch and not get in the fight.

Relevant to the last few pages. Cluster bombs. 
 

Cluster bombs are being used in Yemen too. /ducks and runs….
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1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

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I don't understand why this hasn't already been done.  JFC, get going!

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I guess that explains why Zeus/dash/gruhorn isn’t posting anymore.
8 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

I don’t get how European countries can just watch and not get in the fight.

Because nuclear war sounds bad to everyone. 

Not surprised things aren't going swimmingly for the Russian military.  The only reason the Russian Army looks even somewhat competent is because the Russian Navy exists. 

If you want a laugh, go watch some videos on YouTube about the Pacific 2nd Squadron in the Russo-Japanese War. 

 

1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

If you want a laugh, go watch some videos on YouTube about the Pacific 2nd Squadron in the Russo-Japanese War. 

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22 minutes ago, Nivek said:

In truth, this is always the argument that autocratic types use.  I recall a Saudi guy on TV talking about how much they respect women so much, they want them in the home and not doing dirty man's work.   Neo-Nazi's are not racist, they are just trying to preserve white blood.   Republicans are not all traitors, they just fawn over America's enemies, try to weaken American institutions, undermine our strategic advantages (education, infrastructure, budget) and exploit divisiveness while weakening our alliances and destroying our middle class and trying to overthrow our government.   

 

The podcast, 15 Minutes of Fascism, in an episode describing what fascism is and is not discusses that sentiment. Family, family, family is repeated but that family must fit an archetype and the will subverted to the strongman leader of the state.

 

In the US, Team GQP would use this as a Christmas card photo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

Writing’s on the wall. No one wants to be on the wrong side in a modern world economy. If you don’t bet on the winner, you are properly fucked for generations.
25 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Because nuclear war sounds bad to everyone. 

Yep.  You’re right.  

20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In the US, Team GQP would use this as a Christmas card photo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Ukraine is a country of stone cold bad asses. Gods speed !

10 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

for all the he said she said about who would've done who to what if whomever was president or not, we can all see in plain sight that there are not just americans, not just republicans, but american republican congressmen and women who are cheering putin on.  they are on team-russia.  they are actively rooting against our interests in the name of "america first".

regardless of whatever trump said he wanted to do at some bullshit media appearance, he is the reason for the matt gaetz/jim jordan/margorie taylor fuckheads of the world spewing their nonsense.  in a war where we're not directly involved, this is a pretty defining moment for americans.  i'm grateful some are making it so easy.

it's actually worse that that.

they are actively cheering for the comet to hit the planet.

THE FUCKER HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS YOU DIPSHITS!!!!!!!!

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's actually worse that that.

they are actively cheering for the comet to hit the planet.

THE FUCKER HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS YOU DIPSHITS!!!!!!!!


DON’T LOOK UP !!!!

24 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In the US, Team GQP would use this as a Christmas card photo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the U.S. most of the GQP would take their guns and join the Russians. 

53 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

I don’t get how European countries can just watch and not get in the fight.


moving forward, Every Ukraine adult should be issued a rifle and 200 rounds. Yearly training / qualification should will mandatory. You are organized by your town / block / city grid 

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

In the U.S. most of the GQP would take their guns and join the Russians. 

Vladimir Putin Russia GIF
 

GQP has a Trump crush on Putin 

2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Seeing these countries and their leaders do whatever they can to support Ukraine is pretty amazing. None of them want to go back to Soviet-era life after seeing what democracy is like.

It’s the worst form of government there is, except for all the rest of them. 

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

I don’t get how European countries can just watch and not get in the fight.

 

I guess they figured twice in one century was enough. They're sitting this one out. All except England, and they won't last very long.

 

27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

moving forward, Every Ukraine adult should be issued a rifle and 200 rounds. Yearly training / qualification should will mandatory. You are organized by your town / block / city grid 

That sounds like a well regulated militia. 

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That sounds like a well regulated militia. 

The important distinction 

mentioned already but this seems like an inflection point. 

stewart is a great follow right now. 

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

^Prime Minister of Estonia 

Hey girl:

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and i would follow bianna anywhere. 

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