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2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

That was great right there. Wearing a Bulls hat as well made it better for some reason.

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  • So our brain dead, demented president has managed to, without firing 1 shot, or risking 1 American life, and with the extremely limited tools at his disposal to respond to a mad man hell bent on irrat

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    The Biden 82nd airborne pizza eating photo? My son is in this photo.

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This asshole can die in a fire:

 

 

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

and i would follow bianna anywhere. 

She’s a babe. She sits in for Christiane Amanpour on Amanpour & Company on PBS. I used to see more of her but that’s the only place I see her now. 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I told you fucking with net neutrality would be bad!

1 hour ago, SpiralOut said:

Not surprised things aren't going swimmingly for the Russian military.  The only reason the Russian Army looks even somewhat competent is because the Russian Navy exists. 

If you want a laugh, go watch some videos on YouTube about the Pacific 2nd Squadron in the Russo-Japanese War. 

 

Dating back to the early days of the Cold War, we've always vastly overrated the Russian military.  Even their best trained troops are a tier down from our standard combat troops.  They're basically just large in number and that was at their peak.  Some of these pictures coming out are hilarious.

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the lights just went off in Kiev.

16 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

She’s a babe. She sits in for Christiane Amanpour on Amanpour & Company on PBS. I used to see more of her but that’s the only place I see her now. 

she anchors on cnn quite often.

11 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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he's too busy suing (checks notes) president biden for (checks notes again) not apologizing to him.

46 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Hey girl:

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hello GIF by Ryan Serhant

meanwhile the rest of the world is like heyyyy with 4 y’s. 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 



For the life of me I don't understand why any person with any sort of public standing would offer anything even remotely resembling support for Putin.

The world is interminably nuanced and rarely are their issues of black and white, but this is such an issue.  Basic concepts of right and wrong can be applied and Papa John either doesn't see it or doesn't care.

 

3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Can't the GOP get one famous person who isn't a god damned lunatic to put in front a camera?

5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

This fucker is still around?

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



For the life of me I don't understand why any person with any sort of public standing would offer anything even remotely resembling support for Putin.

The world is interminably nuanced and rarely are their issues of black and white, but this is such an issue.  Basic concepts of right and wrong can be applied and Papa John either doesn't see it or doesn't care.

 

Completely agree. I was agnostic about the Ukraine situation a few weeks ago and justifiably wondered if this was just a lot of State Dept propaganda as well as dick-waving propaganda from Russia, thinking that Putin was bluffing and he was using Ukraine to negotiate with the West into agreeing that Ukraine would always be a buffer state in the old Cold War paradigm etc.

His invasion in the heart of Ukraine and his obvious goal of overthrowing the Zelensky government makes that view look really foolish now.  

I was 100% wrong. Putin is not a rational actor, he is a madman.

 

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Can't the GOP get one famous person who isn't a god damned lunatic to put in front a camera?

 

Scott Baio, please pick up the courtesy phone.

 

 

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Zelenskyy has huge fucking balls, Putin is mentally unstable, and Papa Johns pizza sucks. 

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5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

It’s like Bill Paxon dogfighting against the aliens. Or something. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

She’s a babe. She sits in for Christiane Amanpour on Amanpour & Company on PBS. I used to see more of her but that’s the only place I see her now. 

And a UT grad.

Russian people need to stop this war. 

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15 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Zelenskyy has huge fucking balls, Putin is mentally unstable, and Papa Johns pizza sucks. 

That is probably the most accurate statement you have ever made on this website.  Kudos to you.

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1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

That is probably the most accurate statement you have ever made on this website.  Kudos to you.

i'm waiting for the post in 10 minutes that says pizza hut also sucks.

34 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:


 

I could get behind a Jon Stewart run.  Maybe not POTUS, but Senator...absolutely.  He is smart and is willing to take the time to learn about an issue.  That puts him heads and shoulders over at least half of the current sitting Senators right there.

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Strongman good.  Crazy strongman bad.

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Interesting 

Plains English: Assassination threat to Putin in Russia by Russians. Aka we don’t like this 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Interesting 

Plains English: Assassination threat to Putin in Russia by Russians. Aka we don’t like this 

Ho.  Lee.  Shit.

Putin will only win his next election by 98%. 

Just now, henrygandorf said:

i'm waiting for the post in 10 minutes that says pizza hut also sucks.

Fond memories of Pizza Hut deep dish. Was one right around the corner from my grandparents house growing up. Through the eyes of a child the deep dish was a special treat when they’d take me over there to eat. Last time I drove out that way it had been turned into a Mexican food restaurant.

But if I wanted a deep dish pizza today I’d either make my own or order 313 if I was being lazy. 
 

 

10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm waiting for the post in 10 minutes that says pizza hut also sucks.

I'm waiting for the invariable boycott of every pizza place but Papa Johns by the GQP.

 

 

7 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Putin will only win his next election by 98%. 

Unless he throws himself off a building.  He does look a little depressed lately...

thread. 
 

This seems like a really really good idea
1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

and i would follow bianna anywhere. 

Same. I love that gal.

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I mean, that all sounds great, but it also sounds like fan fiction.

3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Do It Episode 3 GIF by Star Wars

So where is all the Russian money that pays the Army salaries and expenses?   Is that part of this?

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In the US, Team GQP would use this as a Christmas card photo.

 

Reminds me of Travis' letter from the Alamo in some ways.

 

 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I mean, that all sounds great, but it also sounds like fan fiction.


Well, the guy has some credibility.  He's a member of the European Parliament  and Former Chief of Defense of Estonia.

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