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  • So our brain dead, demented president has managed to, without firing 1 shot, or risking 1 American life, and with the extremely limited tools at his disposal to respond to a mad man hell bent on irrat

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    The Biden 82nd airborne pizza eating photo? My son is in this photo.

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These guys are fucking soft serve. 

 

1 hour ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Putin repeatedly "we are fighting drug addicts and neo-Nazis", but isn't that Trump's base?  This is so confusing. 

the mayor of kiev and the president of the country are both jewish

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5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

These guys are fucking soft serve. 

 

Do you think he has a choice to be there? He likely can't quit the army and go to college instead. Kid was probably conscripted into the military and sent to fight in this pointless war on behalf of a dictator that has no concern for him or anyone in the Russian army.  You have to think many of their infantry know they are the aggressor in this war. 

58 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Russian people need to stop this war. 

devastating economic sanctions will lead to Putin's sacking by Kremlin insiders, maybe up to an assassination. Russia withdraws shortly thereafter and the west rebuilds Ukraine. 

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

devastating economic sanctions will lead to Putin's sacking by Kremlin insiders, maybe up to an assassination. Russia withdraws shortly thereafter and the west rebuilds Ukraine

Send the bill to Germany as retribution for what they did to Ukraine in WWII.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the mayor of kiev and the president of the country are both jewish

I hope there is a story about the link in the news in Canada this month and the Ukraine invasion. How propaganda was used almost perfectly in conjunction with alt right outlets and Russia news seamlessly in between both stories. A week before, Canadian truckers were using a Jewish woman in their parliament as a shield for their rhetoric and now Putin is shielding himself as a Nazi fighter. The actually Nazis around the world seem to be going back and forth with propaganda attacks with Russian aid. 
 

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Russian people need to stop this war. storm the fucking kremlin.... wait, we've got a playbook for that.....  round up all of the 1/6 "legitimate political discoursers" and let musk land them in red square.

P 9.95

7 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Do you think he has a choice to be there? He likely can't quit the army and go to college instead. Kid was probably conscripted into the military and sent to fight in this pointless war on behalf of a dictator that has no concern for him or anyone in the Russian army.  You have to think many of their infantry know they are the aggressor in this war. 

many 'experts' cited low morale on the side of the russian soldiers as a big reason ukraine had a fighting chance here, especially if it went beyond a few days.  i don't think the russian soldiers want to be there at all.

we've all heard and read about the outdated equipment and that the big advantage russia has is their sheer numbers.  that goes out the window as soon as they look around and say fuck this shit.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

cnn: germans in for 1000 anti-tank weapons and 500 stingers

i don't want someone to end this war.

i want someone to win this war.

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Zelenskyy has huge fucking balls, Putin is mentally unstable, and Papa Johns pizza sucks. 

Erudite, concise, and not about you?  Your account has been hacked.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Interesting 

Plains English: Assassination threat to Putin in Russia by Russians. Aka we don’t like this 

that is fucking badass

58 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Fond memories of Pizza Hut deep dish. Was one right around the corner from my grandparents house growing up. Through the eyes of a child the deep dish was a special treat when they’d take me over there to eat. Last time I drove out that way it had been turned into a Mexican food restaurant.

But if I wanted a deep dish pizza today I’d either make my own or order 313 if I was being lazy. 
 

 

okay, you're back....   simulation resumed

32 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

hmm. 

more than hmmmm

that's a lot of fucking smoke right there

17 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Send the bill to Germany as retribution for what they did to Ukraine in WWII.

Demand reparations from Germany, incite radicals, fascists rise to power, and it’s game on again!  

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Can't the GOP get one famous person who isn't a god damned lunatic to put in front a camera?

Unpossible.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Scott Baio, please pick up the courtesy phone.

 

 

He's a lunatic as well

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

I’m struggling to understand the message.  Who FAFO’d?  Putin or Zelensky?  Seems he’s suggesting Putin, but not sure he’s going to find out.

ukraine is claiming 2 iL-76 transports.....   for anyone that doesn't know what those are, they are the soviet equivalent of the c-131 starlifter.   they can carry about 250 full equipped troops so if they were fully loaded that is some real demoralizing shit for the russian air force.   very rugged birds but not known for their takeoff and landing performance.....

 

admittedly i did not have “the invasion was a good thing” on my bingo card but here we are. 

Did he at least put in a good word?

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1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

And a UT grad.

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seems significant

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KYIV, Feb 26 (Reuters) - Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy welcomed moves to disconnect Russia from "global financial civilisation" in a video message on Saturday.

A French presidential official said earlier on Saturday that European Union members were close to agreeing to exclude Russia from the SWIFT international payment system. read more

"Our diplomats fought around the clock to inspire all European countries to agree on a strong and fair decision to disconnect Russia from the international interbanking network. We also have this victory," Zelenskiy said.

"This is billions and billions of losses for Russia - a tangible price for this vile invasion of our country... Ukraine won the attention of the entire civilised world. And the practical result? Here it is - SWIFT... Disconnecting from global financial civilisation."

He also welcomed proposals by Turkey and Azerbaijan to hold peace talks with Russia, and singled out his conversation with Italy's Prime Minister Mario Draghi as key agreeing more international support to Ukraine.

"We will fight as long as it takes to liberate the country," Zelenskiy said in the short video, adding his country was currently lacking oil and oil products.

 

https://www.reuters.com/world/ukraines-zelenskiy-welcomes-peace-talks-proposals-video-message-2022-02-26/

Belarus gonna find out as well

 

 

22 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I’m struggling to understand the message.  Who FAFO’d?  Putin or Zelensky?  Seems he’s suggesting Putin, but not sure he’s going to find out.

he may not die in a bunker, but the entire world has turned against him and it can't possibly be going the way he thought it would go.

will ferrell GIF

7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

he may not die in a bunker, but the entire world has turned against him and it can't possibly be going the way he thought it would go.

Well, not the WHOLE world.  Certainly not the Republicans.

Truly inspiring heroism from everyday heroes of Ukrainian democracy

 

8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

acds2 die GIF by Anime Crimes Division

9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

There’s probably a hell of a lot of Americans that be willing to go fight for Ukraine.

35 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 


he has the pope’s blessings, go slay !

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


he has the pope’s blessings, go slay !

wonder if he gave him the Holy Hand Grenade

11 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Truly inspiring heroism from everyday heroes of Ukrainian democracy

 


Gods Speed !!!

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Isn’t having citizens fight bad? Rules of treatment of non-combatants no longer apply and things like that?  


if I was a citizen fighter, they’d be zero prisoners 

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I have to believe Putin’s ambitions were doomed the instant he associated himself with this LOSER.

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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Biden is weak! But also Putin's puppet master!

- Totally coherent GQP

It's amazing how Biden can be blamed for Putin ordering the invasion of Ukraine, but dont be surprised if Ukraine prevails, they will say it's because of Trump.

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


Gods Speed !!!


I love that they're wearing North Face gear. Because when you're fighting Russians you want the best. None of that Academy Surplus Columbia crap. 

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

cnn reporting the kremlin's site is down.....  gird your loins

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27 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Truly inspiring heroism from everyday heroes of Ukrainian democracy

 

That's great and all but have they ever been forced to wear a mask when they went to the grocery store.

10 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I have to believe Putin’s ambitions were doomed the instant he associated himself with this LOSER.

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Trump poisons or destroys everything he touches eventually. Evan Vlad.

I see people on social media saying they will never buy a Papa John's pizza again.  I wonder if Papa John's franchisees can sue Papa John for damages.

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