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  • So our brain dead, demented president has managed to, without firing 1 shot, or risking 1 American life, and with the extremely limited tools at his disposal to respond to a mad man hell bent on irrat

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    The Biden 82nd airborne pizza eating photo? My son is in this photo.

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2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

This guy is fucking great.  Need more like him.

 

3 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Putin repeatedly "we are fighting drug addicts and neo-Nazis", but isn't that Trump's base?  This is so confusing. 

 

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

These guys are fucking soft serve. 

 

Go take his place, badass.

17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I love that they're wearing North Face gear. Because when you're fighting Russians you want the best. None of that Academy Surplus Columbia crap. 


 

Magellan isn’t going to cut it 

10 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I see people on social media saying they will never buy a Papa John's pizza again.  I wonder if Papa John's franchisees can sue Papa John for damages.

Isn't Shaq their spokesman now?  They ousted that guy like 2 years ago

28 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Isn’t having citizens fight bad? Rules of treatment of non-combatants no longer apply and things like that?  

Fuck it, become the militia. Ukraine is literally giving out automatics to its citizens, and the citizens are willing to pick them up. Fuck yeah, make it hurt. Poland doing good work getting back at Russia supplying the Ukrainians witore weapons.

16 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

It’s early, but it doesn’t look like Europe is screwing around. The NATO countries mean business.

3 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

This is exactly why the right hate him.  He is everything they wish they could be.  

5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 


thats going to be a hell of a wedding story 

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Go take his place, badass.

Not without a few care packages of tacos from a repurposed pizza hut. 

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

 

When they elect an actor they get their money's worth. What a strange path to leadership for Zelensky. What a shining man we have come to know. 

I'll be the Pollyanna on this thread to urge something. 

I think we should stop negging on this thread unless someone outright tells a lie. I also think we should try to ignore who posts something and deal with the post itself instead.

Forget your history with another poster for awhile. I would really like to keep everyone posting here no matter their beliefs. I reading mostly honestly held opinions. 

Okay, I'll go strap myself to the waterboard.

20 minutes ago, Satchel said:

It’s early, but it doesn’t look like Europe is screwing around. The NATO countries mean business.

Hey Dems. Take note. This is how you stand up to bullies. 

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

When they elect an actor they get their money's worth. What a strange path to leadership for Zelensky. What a shining man we have come to know. 

 A good man is a good man regardless of profession or circumstance.    Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Dick Cheney, Palin, MTG, Tits and a Gun, Hotwheels (Texas), Hotwheels (beefcake), Desantis,  pRick Scott, drug-addict pillow man with a porous brain.   They cannot fathom this concept.  THey think leadership is just barking at others and sitting back collecting checks.  

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I'll be the Pollyanna on this thread to urge something. 

I think we should stop negging on this thread unless someone outright tells a lie. I also think we should try to ignore who posts something and deal with the post itself instead.

Forget your history with another poster for awhile. I would really like to keep everyone posting here no matter their beliefs. I reading mostly honestly held opinions. 

Okay, I'll go strap myself to the waterboard.

generally agree with this.  I only fired a few negs towards our Gru/DSA/Zeuss guy.  I did hurl a few insults though elsewhere.  

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

generally agree with this.  I only fired a few negs towards our Gru/DSA/Zeuss guy.  I did hurl a few insults though elsewhere.  

I think Zeus is the latest incarnation of Zavala.

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56 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I see people on social media saying they will never buy a Papa John's pizza again.  I wonder if Papa John's franchisees can sue Papa John for damages.

It’s nice to be able to participate in this protest without having to change my behavior at all

How much monetary support does Trump get from Russia?  Will some of these financial sanctions also pinch Putin's orange oligarch?

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I'm in for $1000.  What does a stinger cost?

Only $120k

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55 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Isn't Shaq their spokesman now?  They ousted that guy like 2 years ago

Yeah, sucks for the average schmo franchisee.  They’re fucked.

4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

What in the ever loving fuck?  She needs to be airdropped into Kyiv to confirm her suspicions.  Parachute not required.

3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Hold up.  Uh, what are the words I'm trying to find?  Please be patient.  I want to express this delicately.  Oh yeah!  Here it is:  "fuck you, you stupid bitch."

3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Only $120k

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Man, when I hit the Powerball I'm gonna buy a dozen of them.

9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Synapses. Use em or lose em.

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Rs suck.

 

Generally agree but I’m about truth, and that cpac claim isn’t true. 

Just now, bluto said:

Generally agree but I’m about truth, and that cpac claim isn’t true. 

It wasn’t cpac, but it was mtg. 

14 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

All part of the GQP formula. You saw it happen with the pandemic.

1. Declare it's fake.

2. When it's obvious it's real, declare it was caused by your political enemies. In this instance, Biden is behind it, as revealed by foreign policy wonk Papa John. 

18 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Are you a God?

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There's also this...

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45 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I'll be the Pollyanna on this thread to urge something. 

I think we should stop negging on this thread unless someone outright tells a lie. I also think we should try to ignore who posts something and deal with the post itself instead.

Forget your history with another poster for awhile. I would really like to keep everyone posting here no matter their beliefs. I reading mostly honestly held opinions. 

Okay, I'll go strap myself to the waterboard.

Most people love a good underdog story. Ukrainian people doing great with what they have against a power that in all intents and purpose should steam roll them, but they aren't. 

I'm hoping Taiwan is looking at this with a very diligent eye, and they likely are. 

3 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Do you think he has a choice to be there? He likely can't quit the army and go to college instead. Kid was probably conscripted into the military and sent to fight in this pointless war on behalf of a dictator that has no concern for him or anyone in the Russian army.  You have to think many of their infantry know they are the aggressor in this war. 

It also appears that the Ukrainians, while fighting fiercely, are being pretty humane to their captives.

I suppose many of them understand, better than we do, the plight of the Russian private soldier.

Generally agree but I’m about truth, and that cpac claim isn’t true. 
Too many assholes to keep straight. CPAC is where Papa John claimed Biden caused Ukraine as a smokescreen. It should probably be on the list.
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17 minutes ago, bluto said:

Generally agree but I’m about truth, and that cpac claim isn’t true. 

As one should be. Mea culpa. SK has been reliable: I’ll be more careful in the future.

56 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I think Zeus is the latest incarnation of Zavala.

I believe you are correct, sir.

LMAO at @bluto drawing the "truth" distinction because it wasn't CPAC.  Oh, the horror.

Come on, dude.

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