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5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Don't forget Scottish golf courses.

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Free artillery.

What Putin said after Trump pulled out of Syria overnight.

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Dan Patrick playing both sides of this, apparently.  Kissing Putin's ass, but praising this young (true) patriot.  

I guess they figure with so much being said so quickly that they can hide anything later that might seem traitorous.

 

AND fucking Gabbard.  Why in the living fuck would she think Putin would pay any attention to her input?  Just had to say it to get some shit out there on the other side too.  Just like Patrick.    Spineless grifters.  

 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ukraine seems surlier than . . . surlyhorns.

Seeing an entire country mobilize against an aggressor like this in real time is stunning to watch. I feel bad to find this fascinating to see because here I am sitting in the comforts of where I live while several million Ukrainians are fighting for the survival of their nation both day and night. There’s only one paper tiger in this conflict and it isn’t the one being invaded. 

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4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

This man fucks.

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8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

So this is what The Most Interesting Man in the World looked like as a younger man.

6 hours ago, horn4life said:

Who do you think led the Charge? Republicans?

No, other countries. Countries that do it better than us. 

3 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Really stupid to post that to let the Russians even know.  

protip: they already knew

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

protip: they already knew

You’re giving them too much credit.

37 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Chuckle. Now let’s do Tucker Carlson: 

 

53 minutes ago, troph said:

Don’t know about the socks. But I’ll own my birks and my guns and stock of ammo too. Fuck the invaders. #liburlslovefreedomtoo

Ring the bells that still can ring.

16 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

You’re giving them too much credit.

their sigint *may* not be as good as ukusa, but the starlink constellation isn't exactly cloaked in leo

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

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34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 


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I heard a woman I knew who grew up in Soviet Union talk like that.  including the bastardos

5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Hey, you motherfuckers and your "Come and Take it flags."

This is what that means.

Some people just don’t get it

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19 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Ring the bells that still can ring.

Can’t resist.

 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We live in the dumbest universe.

 

 

So Putin and the oligarchs would have seen the financial freeze coming from a mile off, right?  What do they do ahead of time to lessen the pain?

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 


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Ukraine elects a TV star and gets a hero

We elect a TV star and get

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1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Chuckle. Now let’s do Tucker Carlson: 

 

 

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31 minutes ago, Chris Dishman's Donut said:

So Putin and the oligarchs would have seen the financial freeze coming from a mile off, right?  What do they do ahead of time to lessen the pain?

Crypto 

I don't think Putin thought Germany would agree to any major sanctions, because of NS2. That caught him by surprise. 

I really don't think he foresaw losing access to Swift. Germany was extremely unlikely to go along until Putin announced he wanted to reform the Russian Empire/USSR.  and then showed massive weakness. Hungary and Cyprus were solid no votes in Putin's back pocket

Cutting off access to over 600 billion the Russian Central Bank has in its reserve rainy day fund will be the coup de grace.

You gotta hire me before I tell you how I would fix all your problems!!!

6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

He'll reveal his big plan in two weeks. 

Right along with My Pillow guy’s “evidence”.

His brain is just stuck in a never-ending loop of saying the exact same thing no matter the topic when he’s asked to provide actual ideas. Millions of people will hear that same statement and say ”See that? Trump always has a plan and won’t let anyone in on it! That’s one smart fella to hide his knowledge about the war from the libs!”

6 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

His brain is just stuck in a never-ending loop of saying the exact same thing no matter the topic when he’s asked to provide actual ideas. Millions of people will hear that same statement and say ”See that? Trump always has a plan and won’t let anyone in on it! That’s one smart fella to hide his knowledge about the war from the libs!”

Well in his own words he knows more than the general and what not.

Open from SNL.  Wow.

 

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Never forget that the Russian army is trash and has been for about 50 years.

Mike DeWine says no Russian vodka for you.

https://www.nbc4i.com/news/local-news/columbus/dewine-orders-stop-to-sales-of-russian-vodka-in-ohio/

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COLUMBUS, Ohio (WCMH) — Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine has ordered the state to stop buying and selling vodka made by a Russian-owned distillery after the country invaded Ukraine earlier this week.

DeWine has directed the Ohio Department of Commerce to stop both the buying and selling of vodka made by Russian Standard, the only overseas, Russian-owned vodka distillery selling the spirit in Ohio.

Russian Standard vodka is sold under the brand names Green Mark Vodka and Russian Standard Vodka.

In a statement from DeWine’s office, the Ohio Division of Liquor Control estimates there are approximately 6,400 bottles of vodka made by Russian Standard currently on sale in the state’s 487 liquor stores.

The state said other brands of vodka, even those with Russian names, are bought by the state from distilleries outside of Russia.

Ohio’s move joins a growing list of states, bars, and liquor stores pulling Russian-manufactured spirits from their shelves after Russia launched an invasion of the country Wednesday morning.

 

5 hours ago, CoachTex said:

Well in his own words he knows more than the general and what not.

He’s a very stable genius. He says so. And no one who isn’t a very stable genius would ever say that. 

What is Poland doing with all the Ukrainian refugees? Are they separating kids from parents and putting kids in cages while their President calls it an "invasion"?

5 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

His brain is just stuck in a never-ending loop of saying the exact same thing no matter the topic when he’s asked to provide actual ideas. Millions of people will hear that same statement and say ”See that? Trump always has a plan and won’t let anyone in on it! That’s one smart fella to hide his knowledge about the war from the libs!”

This. Literally millions of Americans think he would actually be better than Biden (or anyone) right now. They don’t know why. They just know. 

6 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

He'll reveal his big plan in two weeks. 

Spoiler alert: It's a big, beautiful negotiation with Putin with no US translators.

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

So he only offers to do anything if it benefits him.  That's public service in a nutshell, right?  Any MPPs from LBJ School want to weigh in?

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3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Spoiler alert: It's a big, beautiful negotiation with Putin with no US translators.

We still need to interrogate that translator from the Helsinki meeting who was, presumably, the only American in the room. 

6 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

He'll reveal his big plan in two weeks. 

It'll probably involve giving Putin documents trump stole from the WH and took to Mar a Lago.

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