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I don't want to jinx anything by commenting on Hansen's pitching today, but...gottdam.

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21 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Sling carries LHN?

Yes. That's how I get it. 

I can't remember which package carries it. I just got the Orange and Blue sports package, plus whatever add on is required for LHN. That's the key. It's not included in any of the basic sports packages. You also have to purchase an add on. I don't remember the cost. It's not prohibitive as streaming services go, but it's not dirt cheap, either.

I miss the Playstation network. That thing was great. Didn't even require owning a Playstation. But alas, it bit the dirt.

2 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

I don't want to jinx anything by commenting on Hansen's pitching today, but...gottdam.

You just did

Little tag line in the box score in the upper left hand corner said "4th strikeout tonight."

Does 4:51pm constitute "night" these days?

Oh, damn. A double. Leave 'em stranded, Bama!

How cold is it, anyway?

Has anyone licked a bat and frozen their tongue on a triple dog dare?

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

You just did

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Jarvis must be smart. Dude's from San Diego and chooses to live in Tuscaloosa.

These Bama unis are embarassing. We can't let them win in this JuCo bullshit. 

3 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

How cold is it, anyway?

Has anyone licked a bat and frozen their tongue on a triple dog dare?

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

These Bama unis are embarassing. We can't let them win in this JuCo bullshit. 

My adult league baseball team jerseys are better than this crap. @B00M can confirm 

Henry Kissinger's son is a Longhorn fan keeping track of the game on his scorecard behind the plate shading to 3rd. 

Nice solid contact. That Bama CF needs to be a little less speedy.

BTW - it's 36 degrees outside. They have "cocktail - premixed" on the menu. I ask the guy what cocktails.

"Paloma or margarita"

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Anyone following the thread, it's a scoreless game at the end of 2. 

3 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Henry Kissinger's son is a Longhorn fan keeping track of the game on his scorecard behind the plate shading to 3rd. 

Nice solid contact. That Bama CF needs to be a little less speedy.

We’re squaring up on this dude. The hits will start falling. Hansen is making them his bitch right now

Top of the order coming around for their second look at him. We'll start pushing people across. 

Fuck Yeah -- Andre Robertson in the House !!!  🤘

Two double baggers with 2 outs. Two Bama players stranded. That was nice contact by the Bama player to third, though.

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Powerhouse Penn finishes the job. 

aggy will be a good mid week tuneup in a few weeks

2 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Top of the order coming around for their second look at him. We'll start pushing people across. 

Yeah we saw him pretty well the first round through. Let’s get hodo on and open that ridiculous door of opportunities him on base and  Kennedy at the plate give us 

and damn Messinger is giving me some Maroul flashbacks 

Just now, SL Xpress said:

That was nice contact by the Bama player to third, though.

Not really. It died right in front of Messinger. The two doubles were great hitting though. 

This is another example of why I would prefer Daly 3rd, Melendez clean up. Get the speed on base for Melendez to drive in 

The RF bus has the right idea. Individual little tent things and Uber eats. 

This team has been tremendous with 2 outs so far. Let's take advantage of this break. 

Really enjoyed Andre Robertson in the booth. That was great stuff. Wish he'd brought some runs with him, though.

1 minute ago, SL Xpress said:

This team has been tremendous with 2 outs so far. Let's take advantage of this break. 

Jinx

4 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

I don’t think this game/series is worth losing Kennedy.  Hamstrings … replace  him.

And we can get Campbell some reps in left. I hope like hell Todd can make it through the year, he deserves to have a hell of a year, but we need Campbell and maybe even Stehly to be ready to step up in left or right 

Christ Kennedy that’s centers ball all damn day 

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Christ Kennedy that’s centers ball all damn day 

WTF is Hodo yielding to a corner OF, especially on that ball?

3 innings in a row with Bama players getting in scoring position with 2 outs. Thank goodness Hansen and Co. have been up to the challenge each time.

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

@zlavydra start talking shit. About anyone. Everyone. We need your magic 

I can't fucking believe Hansen doesn't have 12 K's. He sucks, along with all of our pitchers.

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

sweet! no runs.. LFG

Hansen is doing Friday night starter things. Time to back him up. We’re gonna need a little bit of small ball today. Shorten up. Contact is more important than power today

Just now, zlavydra said:

I can't fucking believe Hansen doesn't have 12 K's. He sucks, along with all of our pitchers.

Better….keep it up 

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

babes in the crowd! 

They’re sadly wearing too much clothes 

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We need to get through this asshole. 

6 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Christ Kennedy that’s centers ball all damn day 

Yeah Hodo would have been able to read it better. Oh well.

I can't imagine barehanding a foul ball in this weather. Might break a bone.

We are seeing some stellar defense from both teams this afternoon.

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