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2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Counter argument.  Revenge of the Nerds involves a multi-racial and sexual orientation group of nerds and a strong AA national fraternity joining forces to defeat the evil running dog vermin that are the racist, homophobic, misogynist Alpha Betas.

The Mus helped too...so up with women.

Oh yeah agreed. 

They could certainly re-make it along those lines, but my point was there were tons of jokes in the original that would in no way, shape or form fly today.

So no non-consensual cunnilingus using fraudulent identity?  You people are so touchy.  

4 hours ago, Viper said:

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and a bunch of other parts of the movie

 

Came here to post this one.  Definitely the one that stands out the most in my mind.

"I was in my room.  Painting HOMO THINGS!"

Watched Wedding Crashers recently.  The whole "false pretenses to sleep with women" thing would be tossed for sure, but there were plenty of gay jokes that would canned today as well.

Would also add Buck Henry’s Uncle Roy who babysat his two nieces(Radner/Newman) and had them sit on glass table for Glass Bottom Boat Ride while he laid underneath taking pics. 

6 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

LOL Revenge of the Nerds is the first one I thought of.

Tons of casual racism, homophobia along with some light sexual assault.

yeah I think part of it would be fine today, but the sexual assaults that the heroes inflict on the women wouldn't fly. In reality the core premise probably wouldn't fly today because of changes in the current generation pointed out by the 21 Jump Street movie.

7 hours ago, ajax said:

"Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina."

 

That kid got banned from Twitter 

Would also add Buck Henry’s Uncle Roy who babysat his two nieces(Radner/Newman) and had them sit on glass table for Glass Bottom Boat Ride while he laid underneath taking pics. 

That was creepy back then
Would also add Buck Henry’s Uncle Roy who babysat his two nieces(Radner/Newman) and had them sit on glass table for Glass Bottom Boat Ride while he laid underneath taking pics. 

That was creepy back then

I was watching saved by the bell the other day and was reminded of the episode(s) where Kelly is I’m guessing a sophomore and cheats on zac to date her boss from the max. Kinda weird I’ve never heard anyone complain about it. I think he even live kisses her inside the max. He was like 24/25 and she was 15/16 per the show.

17 hours ago, Lobo said:

So no non-consensual cunnilingus using fraudulent identity?  You people are so touchy.  

Also no putting cameras in a women's bathroom then creepily watching in a room full of other dudes? Or non consensual sharing of the nudes obtained?

 

ROTN always bothered me for that reason. That was weird. Also you could still make pretty much any movie today if you wanted. RDJ doing blackface was this century, you know. Then Django wasn't long after. I really hate when people say "you could NEVER get away with making Blazing Saddles today!" Yeah you could, but it wouldn't make as much sense. It's a spaghetti western tribute; people wouldn't understand that today.

Music video on youtube cuts out a few lines....

 

Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these color TVs
See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire
We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TVs
We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these color TVs
Looky here, look out
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera man
We could have some
And he's up there, what's that?
Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free
We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TVs
Listen here
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin', chicks for free
Get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Ooh, money for nothin', chicks for free
Money for nothin', chicks for free (money, money, money)
Money for nothin', chicks for free
Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free
Get your money for nothin' and the chicks for free
Get your money for nothin' and the chicks for free
Look at that, look at that
Get your money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for free (I want my MTV)
Money for nothin', chicks for free (I want my, I want my, I want my MTV)
Get your money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
And the chicks for free (I want my MTV)
Get your money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
And the chicks for free (I want my MTV)
Easy, easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Easy, easy chicks for free (I want my MTV)
Easy, easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for free (I want my MTV)
That ain't workin'
Money for nothing, chicks for free
Money for nothing, chicks for free

I've been binge watching Entourage lately, and I had forgotten the volume of misogynistic and homophobic shit coming from Ari Gold's mouth in almost every episode.  I doubt HBO greenlights that show today, or that Jeremy Piven agrees to play that kind of character. 

7 hours ago, RPM said:

 

Pretty much any Connery Bond film.    

 

I want to mention again pretty much any scene from Bad News Bears:

 

Coach drinking beer in the dugout, giving kids beer.

Kid smoking.

Racial slurs left and right.

Dad slapping tf out of his kid on the mound.

Coach telling a kid to deliberately get hit by a pitch.

 

That's just off the top of my head.

13 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

A white guy playing this role

 

I say  "I'm standing here beside myself" all the time.....drives my wife and grown kids crazy

great line!

On 2/28/2022 at 4:24 PM, Viper said:

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and a bunch of other parts of the movie

 

dont know about public sentiment when it first came out, but already wayyy back in the day when i first saw it that scene felt really inappropriate

On 2/28/2022 at 9:24 AM, Viper said:

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and a bunch of other parts of the movie

 

I think the message the film was trying to convey is that it's not rape if the sex is good.

Wonder Woman 2 got away with raping the possessed body of some random dude. But it's okay because it happened to a guy, and he would have wanted to fuck Gal Gadot anyway.

16 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I want to mention again pretty much any scene from Bad News Bears:

 

Coach drinking beer in the dugout, giving kids beer.

Kid smoking.

Racial slurs left and right.

Dad slapping tf out of his kid on the mound.

Coach telling a kid to deliberately get hit by a pitch.

 

That's just off the top of my head.

Watched it with my son a couple of weeks ago. Still a classic. 

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Wonder Woman 2 got away with raping the possessed body of some random dude. But it's okay because it happened to a guy, and he would have wanted to fuck Gal Gadot anyway.

See the source image

I should have auditioned.

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Wonder Woman 2 got away with raping the possessed body of some random dude. But it's okay because it happened to a guy, and he would have wanted to fuck Gal Gadot anyway.

and?

Not only did they rape that dude in WW 1984, they repeatedly put his life in danger. How did no one involved in that say "Um yeah maybe a superhero wouldn't be treating an average citizen like this?". 

On 2/25/2022 at 5:03 PM, HornPhD said:

All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!

Pretty much that whole movie. It's a near perfect movie.

There are some episodes of All in the Family that featured a lot of George and Louise Jefferson that pretty much couldn't be made today, and some episodes of The Jeffersons.

The play/relationship between Archie and George was great.

 

Every time I watched this when my oldest was obsessed with it I was blown away that it hasn't been Song of the Southed. And that was roughly a decade ago.

 

Just wrapped up “East Bound and Down” for a second time. There are some scenes in there that I laugh at so hard that I’m crying that you’d never see too, especially the season in Mexico.

On 2/28/2022 at 10:41 PM, Texzilla58 said:


That was creepy back then

And hilarious. 

16 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Just wrapped up “East Bound and Down” for a second time. There are some scenes in there that I laugh at so hard that I’m crying that you’d never see too, especially the season in Mexico.

That's racist bro! I love to racist!

On 2/25/2022 at 9:56 PM, shadow_operative said:

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Paul : Every person knows that Homo Sapiens is a killer.

Edith Bunker : Homo Sapiens. Is he an Arab?

Archie Bunker : No, Edith. Homo Sapiens. That's a killer fag.

Hot Dog, the Movie. The girl in the bar that Squirrel gives the "Leg Spreader" drink. She drinks it all and passes out on the floor and Squirrel says "Now that's a lady I can take advantage of." Bunch of other stuff, too, but that one stands out to me.

Where do you get off having tits?! 
 

Yay or Nay?  
 

One of the great lines in movie history. 

33 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Where do you get off having tits?! 
 

Yay or Nay?  
 

One of the great lines in movie history. 

Eh, probably safe today.  I watched that through middle school on HBO.

Porky's wouldn't even be made nowadays.  It had anti-semitism, racism, voyeurism...something for everyone!!!!

I was home sick about a month back and watched on Prime.   I thought it was kick ass when it first came out.  Most recently, it made me cringe.

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In "Z" (zelda fitzgerald) they used an oriental aide for domestic work.  A way different Hopsing than the one I grew up with.   

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