Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

E939FD10-AB91-45FF-8077-11B7F56AA84F.thumb.jpeg.a8289c2a3e17f01e7ba8a578fa525287.jpeg

I’m not telling you how to live your life, but you should eat that ass later.
  • 1 month later...
  • Author

0905FD63-86AE-4629-81FA-5606FF5B27CE.thumb.jpeg.fa85e9213197056e2a986cfbd98260e3.jpeg

Video isn’t working at least on my end so here’s a frame. Humpbacks breaching just a few hundred yards off shore 

Video works, great stuff 

also, hits close to home as I’m watching. Magnum PI reruns 

  • 5 months later...
  • 4 weeks later...
  • Author

 

Can hear whales fuggin in the background throughout this video but especially the end

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

FYI, fish fuck in that water 

great video 

FYI, whales ain't fish. But you were not wrong.

  • Author

AA988994-E2F2-42F8-9810-CDE525C91653.thumb.jpeg.585753b849cfb95b18423a385b8f549c.jpeg

78C5303D-D8F4-40F6-B662-D46E71080B28.jpeg

B190B91E-C7EF-4F85-B168-87FE1DFE9F76.jpeg

C92E367B-EA63-4422-9740-00133947AAAD.jpeg

AB56DBF5-44FB-4BBF-9364-C1D2F0A3A33F.jpeg

4B5ADE13-5B54-4143-A105-3FED9F69194F.jpeg

0A70DEC8-43D9-4C96-AC03-88ED2A6543C2.jpeg

952628E8-AF37-4306-A03D-2095508C8F49.jpeg

469F6206-55D4-4F8F-B5D4-101C31F1B92C.jpeg

CB6E2E99-ABE5-4CF5-B865-0B79C9C36FC1.jpeg

7A72CA8E-ADE3-4DCA-88A0-56698A4D4CF3.jpeg

37FCE4E1-9911-4EF4-AD90-D971EC5297D5.jpeg

A8E2F914-6A03-4984-A9E7-A2F10ED68AC3.jpeg

BB12B761-C311-4A42-83EE-A9FBC0E136DB.jpeg

B8227C78-53AF-4516-AFBB-2FACFDC28D26.jpeg
 

No Aloha, den fuck you

Edited by Hank_Hill

  • Popular Post

Yeah you could move to Hawaii and fuck hot chicks in paradise but have you every thought about getting married and having a job you hate but can’t quit in a miserable city that is 120 degrees everyday? Didn’t think so. 

3 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Quit posting this. I hate you. 


I can’t wait to go visit him !

  • Author
24 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Yeah you could move to Hawaii and fuck hot chicks in paradise but have you every thought about getting married and having a job you hate but can’t quit in a miserable city that is 120 degrees everyday? Didn’t think so. 

Well when you put it that way 

42 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well when you put it that way 

Keep on winning for all us sinners

15 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

AA988994-E2F2-42F8-9810-CDE525C91653.thumb.jpeg.585753b849cfb95b18423a385b8f549c.jpeg

I'll go ahead and admit that I zoomed in to verify if that was a bikini or a huge hair pie.

I was relieved and disappointed at the same time.

 

Hope y'all aren't in the fires. Sounds bad.

We are trapped. Sleeping in an outdoor mall. Hope Hank and the other residents have not lost anything. 

  • Author
1 hour ago, RPM said:

Hope y'all aren't in the fires. Sounds bad.

It’s very bad. Front street is fucking gone. I live in Kihei which is fine for now, another one creeping down from up country quick though.

  • Author
37 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

We are trapped. Sleeping in an outdoor mall. Hope Hank and the other residents have not lost anything. 

Queen Ka’ahumanu or Wailea?

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Allegedly the Banyan tree is toast

Really? We were parked pretty close to the road closure for about 3 hours and could see the fire pretty closely. It looked to me like it was pretty well contained to the south end of town and pushing towards the water. Like maybe around Shaw St and South looking at the map. I hope the rumors are not true.

We are at Wailea. I ain't sleepin tonight that's for sure. Chasing lizards and cockroaches away from the kids. PXL_20230809_094325190_MP.thumb.jpg.da68a5d9c66333d2b10794d62235df54.jpg

I heard Kihei was also evacuated.

Edited by Baboontyme

54 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Really? We were parked pretty close to the road closure for about 3 hours and could see the fire pretty closely. It looked to me like it was pretty well contained to the south end of town and pushing towards the water. Like maybe around Shaw St and South looking at the map. I hope the rumors are not true.

We are at Wailea. I ain't sleepin tonight that's for sure. Chasing lizards and cockroaches away from the kids. PXL_20230809_094325190_MP.thumb.jpg.da68a5d9c66333d2b10794d62235df54.jpg

I heard Kihei was also evacuated.

That Gucci store has really gone downhill with the homeless camps in front of it.

Really? I was thinking this is how you humblebrag. I evacuated to Gucci.

If Gucci were open that would mean the Pint and Cork I'm staring at would be open and I would be drinking myself to sleep instead of typing on my phone with my arms inside my t shirt. Oh well, no complaints, I didn't lose anything other than a chill night at the resort and the chance to do the R2H before we go home. Obviously I planned it for our last day. 

If that ridiculous tree is gone that is saaaaaaad.  Was just there in June and it was a highlight.

  • Author

Yea here’s hoping it isn’t true and someone meant the Banyan Tree art gallery over there. So much loss for a lot of people out here who don’t have much, terrible. Think I’m in the clear. @Baboontymeif y’all need anything lmk, I work very closely with the owner of that urgent care in the Shops at Wailea.

I’ve seen some videos of Front Street, the fire from that area filmed from the water and reports most businesses are gone.  It doesn’t look good at all.   Just terrible, so many people out of work and possibly homes.  

  • Author
18 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I’ve seen some videos of Front Street, the fire from that area filmed from the water and reports most businesses are gone.  It doesn’t look good at all.   Just terrible, so many people out of work and possibly homes.  

Yea, this one is terrifying 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cvt3lMdrAER/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Not the place for a traffic jam. Hope everyone is ok.

  • Author
29 minutes ago, RPM said:

 Hope everyone is ok.

Seen two videos with bodies that I won’t post here and colleagues at the hospital have told me about 3 deaths in the ER so far. With the lack of communication with the west side (cell service completely wiped out) I fear it’s much more than that.

Edited by Hank_Hill

These videos remind me of the Paradise fire that wiped out the entire town back in 2018

  • Author

Yea I have a coworker that moved out here after being displaced from those fires and sure her PTSD is through the roof.

I got married in Lahaina last year - this is heartbreaking.  If you hear of any good relief efforts, DM me please - happy to contribute however I can.

This suuuuuuuuuucks. 

 

Was just there a few weeks ago.  One of the canoe clubs just north of Lahaina was hosting races one day and I walked down to watch.  Ended up meeting a bunch of locals from around Lahaina and chatting for an hour or so while watching the races.  Really cool, friendly guys... thinking about them today.

  • Author
28 minutes ago, texasfight2025 said:

I got married in Lahaina last year - this is heartbreaking.  If you hear of any good relief efforts, DM me please - happy to contribute however I can.

40036367-BCE0-4883-91D8-DAC0B0D295E3.thumb.jpeg.cded86d4341b304bab7b7ce40703c623.jpeg

yeppppp that’d be the Banyan behind that white house. 

Edited by Hank_Hill

Was the same tree pic

Edited by PantsTent
hank beat me to it

what a sad picture, all of the shops are levelled.  

  • Author

Yea, it is much worse than I’d even pictured in my head. It’s completely gone. 

3 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

what a sad picture, all of the shops are levelled.  

Several more at the Redit link. It's truly heartbreaking. No home and nowhere to work either.

This is awful and heartbreaking We were there last March. I just can't believe the tree is gone. That whole area... my god. Absolutely devastating.

10 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Allegedly the Banyan tree is toast

Damn

 

 

Devastating.  Been going to Kaanapali with my family every year for 20 years. Absolutely horrific for local homeowners and business, heartbreaking.   

I pulled this off a timeshare website, on the ground footage that is truly apocalyptic.  Banyan Tree trunks appear okay.

https://m.facebook.com/groups/stolenstuffhawaii/permalink/3538316846430969/?mibextid=Nif5oz

Not sure why it won't embed, link seems to work.

 

Edited by Mach 1

@Hank_Hill  Let everyone know when a legit fund is setup for all the locals who lost their jobs.  Hopefully they get some construction help coming in at some point because Maui definitely does have the materials or construction workforce for a mass semi quick rebuild of everything.  

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.