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yeah, over on texags some dude is gonna be posting about a sore asshole.

My dude, I think you have a problem with moderation. From way overdoing it on the PED’s, to not having enough women to poke and having to bat for the other team, to tripling the recommended dose of viagra. I’ve seen this story before, and it ended with Freddie Mercury dying of AIDS. Real AIDS, not the Magic Johnson kind.

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58 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

having never used the stuff myself, I have a question: After you cum, do you stay hard?

Asking for my wife.

 

 

Yes typically on Viagra but not on daily use Cialis. It’s hard for me to cum on Viagra though. I sometimes take both Cialis and Viagra even though you’re not supposed too.

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On 2/27/2022 at 9:49 AM, Herbie Hancock said:

My dude, I think you have a problem with moderation. From way overdoing it on the PED’s, to not having enough women to poke and having to bat for the other team, to tripling the recommended dose of viagra. I’ve seen this story before, and it ended with Freddie Mercury dying of AIDS. Real AIDS, not the Magic Johnson kind.

No doubt brother. I got off the Tren but I have 4 bottles of Tren,test and mast mixed. Trying my hardest to not use it. 

3 hours ago, Errestaurants said:

No doubt brother. I got off the Tren but I have 4 bottles of Tren,test and mast mixed. Trying my hardest to not use it. 

hehe

You trying to be the first man to die with a boner or something ?

On 2/27/2022 at 9:49 AM, Herbie Hancock said:

to tripling the recommended dose of viagra

I could be wrong but isn’t he taking like 8x the recommended dose?

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6 hours ago, futureman said:

I could be wrong but isn’t he taking like 8x the recommended dose?

50 mgs is typically prescribed 

So you need Viagra. Noted.

My ER doc buddy told me some guy used to show up regularly with priapism after taking a handful of Viagra. The treatment is to stick a needle/syringe in his dick to attract the blood.

Bernard

2 hours ago, Bernard said:

My ER doc buddy told me some guy used to show up regularly with priapism after taking a handful of Viagra. The treatment is to stick a needle/syringe in his dick to attract the blood.

Bernard

Ever thought maybe that might be a turn on to @Errestaurants.?  I mean people like strange things when they are horny.   And have ended up in an ER because of it. 

 

 

9 hours ago, Errestaurants said:

50 mgs is typically prescribed 

I take 60mg  of the generic version.   Works well, but sometimes I wake up in the morning with  a stuffy nose and sinus pressure unless I take a decongestant a few hours before I take the pills when things are planned if you know what I mean.  If not, oh well....

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3 hours ago, Bernard said:

My ER doc buddy told me some guy used to show up regularly with priapism after taking a handful of Viagra. The treatment is to stick a needle/syringe in his dick to attract the blood.

Bernard

That actually sounds appetizing. 

16 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I take 60mg  of the generic version.   Works well, but sometimes I wake up in the morning with  a stuffy nose and sinus pressure unless I take a decongestant a few hours before I take the pills when things are planned if you know what I mean.  If not, oh well....

I get the stuffy nose and sinus pressure sometimes with Cialis (I've been taking the generic version for the past year and it works just the same), but it's only on the first night. 

On 2/26/2022 at 4:12 PM, Errestaurants said:

My vision is kinda blurry anything else I should worry about?

You should be worried about being a reckless fucking idiot.

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26 minutes ago, Llogg said:

You should be worried about being a reckless fucking idiot.

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On 2/27/2022 at 9:49 AM, Herbie Hancock said:

My dude, I think you have a problem with moderation. From way overdoing it on the PED’s, to not having enough women to poke and having to bat for the other team, to tripling the recommended dose of viagra. I’ve seen this story before, and it ended with Freddie Mercury dying of AIDS. Real AIDS, not the Magic Johnson kind.

 

5 hours ago, Llogg said:

You should be worried about being a reckless fucking idiot.

I think these guys are saying the same thing.  But Llogg was less diplomatic. 

2 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life mister, but diplomatic…..that might be the worst. 

I think it was opening with "My dude."  You got that from Churchill, didn't you?

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

 

I think these guys are saying the same thing.  But Llogg was less diplomatic

You misspelled succinct.

On 3/1/2022 at 2:46 PM, Nueces River Rat said:

Ever thought maybe that might be a turn on to @Errestaurants.?  I mean people like strange things when they are horny.   And have ended up in an ER because of it. 

 

 

 

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On 3/1/2022 at 12:02 PM, Bernard said:

 priapism

Man, they've got a word for everything these days.  When I was a younger man, we just said "boner that just won't quit."  But we weren't into the whole brevity thing.

Does OP still have a boner?  Did he fuck? Did he turn into a smurf?  Need some closure to this.

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A kid at the middle  school did that and he had to go to the emergency room. 

3rd degree burns on his hands.

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