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14 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Solopreneur--what a stupid fucking word. 

Never heard that term, but yes I agree. It sounds stupid. 

On 5/30/2018 at 1:30 PM, Art Vandelay said:

"Full stop" to assert an opinion. Or worse, "Period. Full stop."

Well shit, I was going to challenge you, but since you pulled out the old full stop I guess it's game over. Full stop.

Where the hell are you from?  I’ve LITERALY never of either of those

Parents that convert their toddler’s age into months.

”Hi, this is my 42 month old son, Chaysden.”

No, your son is not 42 months old, dipstick.  He’s 3 1/2 years old.

24 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

"Sustainably sourced".   fucking yuck.

Easier than saying "We flew to Honduras and gave a dime extra to some poor fucker while slicing some other poor fucker's throat out of his 20 cents because even though he is also a poor fucker with a large poor fucking family he is technically a "middleman" and that's bad. Also, we built a church."

15 hours ago, Sandman said:

I want to punch every motherfucker that drives a Ford "Ex-cape". The name is on the car, can't you read?

Also guys that refuse to use the make and model of their car, instead choosing to use the engine code that only they and their shitty ilk seem to know.  "Oh, I drive an E92." "I really love my w112". Fuck you. You drive a 328i, just admit it. You're not fucking special.

And when did "Merc" become the go to nickname for Mercedes Benz? It will always mean Mercury. GTFO with that shit.

Yep.  Even worse is the LHN commercial with Dale Watson singing "The Eyes of Texas" when he very clearly sings, "Do not think you can ex-cape them..."

Makes me ragey.  Can't believe they put that shit on the network.

3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

"It is what it is".......

No shit Einstein I am pretty sure we are aware of that.

 

But what if it isn't what it is, didja think of that? Huh?

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

But what if it isn't what it is, didja think of that? Huh?

It depends upon what the meaning of the word "is" is.

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

It depends upon what the meaning of the word "is" is.

Damned straight. Otherwise, you run the risk of ruining a perfectly good cigar.

On 5/27/2018 at 4:54 PM, Lhorn said:

Always hated "making plays in space."

I immediately turn off the sound when announcer utters this bullshit.  That fucking dipshit from Fox Sports who uttered this phrase no less than 50 times a game needs a cock punch.

Any use of the word "brother" in most informal settings (by people who aren't professional wrestlers) instead of "man" or "dude" - "see you later, brother," "hey, brother, how are you?" and similar.

Maybe this belongs in the Trivial thread (or even Unpopular Opinions) but something about it just seems like contrived earnestness or forced intimacy or something along those lines. 

"speak my truth"

 

10 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Parents that convert their toddler’s age into months.

”Hi, this is my 42 month old son, Chaysden.”

No, your son is not 42 months old, dipstick.  He’s 3 1/2 years old.

Your son Jack is 3 1/2 years old.  Fuckin Chaysden has to be 42 months.

People answering you with, "Cool, cool..."

On 5/28/2018 at 11:01 AM, pyrohornIII said:

And i use the phrase "in any event" way too much when i speak.  I catch myself saying it and I hesitate mid sentence, wanting to flog myself. 

British it up and go with "in the event" instead.

Any words written by coonasses that they end with “eaux”. 

I kneaux, tell me about it.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

I kneaux, tell me about it.

 

 

 

I don't think you kneaux who you're talking to. 

23 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

“Can I axe you a question?”

No, you may ASK me a question. 

When people ask if they can ask a question is annoying as hell to begin with.  Just ask the damn question - don't ask me if you can ask a question, that's like asking TWO questions!!!!

"There's a lot to unpack here" -- and you're not talking about luggage. I don't know when this started but I'm seeing it more and more. Annoying as hell.

On 6/1/2018 at 3:51 PM, Angry Gorilla said:

Sammich

how about skangvitch?

13 minutes ago, deadshank said:

how about skangvitch?

Milos Skangvitch of the Detriot Pistons? What about him?

I want to punch every motherfucker that drives a Ford "Ex-cape". The name is on the car, can't you read?
Also guys that refuse to use the make and model of their car, instead choosing to use the engine code that only they and their shitty ilk seem to know.  "Oh, I drive an E92." "I really love my w112". Fuck you. You drive a 328i, just admit it. You're not fucking special.
And when did "Merc" become the go to nickname for Mercedes Benz? It will always mean Mercury. GTFO with that shit.

‘Merc’ when referring to a Mercedes Benz, is pronounced ‘mers.’ I would imagine it’s pronounced ‘merk’ when referring to a Mercury but you’d have to ask one of the poors.

^^

That's as annoying as people insisting a "beamer" is a motorcycle and the cars should be called "bimmers."

When an announcer uses contain as a noun, as in they did a good job keeping contain.  Just say they did a good job containing the quarterback.

2 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

"Chip on their shoulder" Run into the fucking ground

And it only took three hundred years.

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On 5/30/2018 at 2:12 PM, irockalltherocks said:

Throw shade

 

Shook

 

Clap back

“Clap back” and “shoot the fade”, which apparently means “fight”. I particularly hate that second one, as there’s zero discernible reason to call a fight “shooting the fade” other than trying to sound cool.

Paradigm shift

Metal wood and/or fairway metal.  

I'm cool the corporate speak, it's just jargon. I think I'm in the minority with that. 

Optics

Fuck that word, unless you are using it to talk about lenses, the study of light, etc.

I must be old or something because I haven't heard the vast majority of these phrases.

My kids use some of them, but I just assume they are dumb assholes.

"just" 

the word just grates me the wrong way

 

"to be honest"

convinces me that they're usually full of shit

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