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#202

Reach out to...  No, bitch, you called them, texted them, or otherwise tried to communicate with them.

The thing about it is...  Especially when it is used about every fifth sentence in a conversation.

#204
11 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

When my prick boss from NY is debating me on my finances or budget or monthly statements and he says , "I am looking at this from the 30,000 ft. level".

If any phrase deserved a cock punch....

#205
19 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

When my prick boss from NY is debating me on my finances or budget or monthly statements and he says , "I am looking at this from the 30,000 ft. level".

That is awful.  So awful I am going to start using it on a regular basis starting next week.

#206
19 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

When my prick boss from NY is debating me on my finances or budget or monthly statements and he says , "I am looking at this from the 30,000 ft. level".

Your prick boss must be flying commercial.  Surly 1% elite are flying private at 40,000 feet. 

  • 3 weeks later...
#207
Your prick boss must be flying commercial.  Surly 1% elite are flying private at 40,000 feet. 


Well pretty much any level kills me, my old boss was fond of 10,000’ levels himself.

I’ll add “choice”. As in that dude’s Jeep is so choice.

And as mentioned before, at the end of the day.
#208

Message boards like this make me appreciate that grown, educated adults are still capable of not using the word "like" every 6 words in writing.  But they still do it while speaking.  For fun today, after lunch, go back to work and count silently (or on your hands) how many times myriad people at your workplace say the word "like" incorrectly in a given 60-second interaction.  If you're not sick to your stomach by 3:30p, it's only because you're bad at counting.  

#210

The "just sayin" folks of 5 years ago are the "literally" folks of today. 

Today's rival to "literally" is "super".  Super excited or just merely excited?

If you talk to someone who over uses "super", odds are that they are "just sayin" and "literally" people too.  You get a free pass if you just walk away from the conversation.

#212

I’m not gonna lie to you...

 

and in my head, I say, “ yes you are,” or “ This time.”

#219
10 hours ago, You don't know me said:
10 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:
"Your reputation proceeds you".
The hell does that even mean?

Things I am embarrassed to admit thread is that way. Your reputation precedes you.

I meant the ambiguity of the statement, not it's definition.

#220
On 6/9/2018 at 9:29 PM, BurntOrangeCrush said:

When my prick boss from NY is debating me on my finances or budget or monthly statements and he says , "I am looking at this from the 30,000 ft. level".

I always took that to mean they were on vacation...

#221
Bae. I cannot fucking stand that word. 
Also “on fleek” just say on point since it means the same thing.


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#223

40 years ago, I had a ‘senior’ engineer, when asked what the problem with a particular well was, would always reply “It’s dark down there”.  Definitely pnuchable.

#225
On 6/27/2018 at 6:31 AM, Quagmire said:

“ I can’t even”

Buddies wife uses it constantly when talking about their young kid.

 

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#230
10 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

People who put the emphasis on the second syllable of "mustache" so it sounds like muh-STASH instead of MUSS-tash. 

Also ragey? "moo-stAHsh" 

#233
On 1/11/2024 at 11:49 AM, Chico_SA said:

Fuck!! I've had it with...."With that being said"....Tought time of year

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#235

When did we go from "I need/I want/I like" to "I am needing/I am wanting/I am liking"? I want to slap MFers who call and say "I am needing help with XYZ". 

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