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Definitely getting the rich mahogany smell coming through those pictures.  I guess he won a few races?

22 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Are we sure that's not just a Bass Pro Shop?

Beat me to it

Maybe the great American philosopher Toby Keith can buy it.  

NASCAR jokes aside, I get that he probably wanted to have a big spread far away from the public and the media for isolation purposes with his family.  But he hast to understand it unless you’re going to hold it until Death, that’s a really tough ass set to selL while still alive.  Just an hour away from Indianapolis in Cincinnati is not a catchy  as his realtor would have him believe
 

There are some aspects to NASCAR that are interesting to me, though I don't know enough as most fans.  I've enjoyed a few races.  But one thing that was always funny to me was Tony Stewart was at one point considered the "tough guy" of the sport.  I saw him have some heated arguments and get petulant with media.  That's it.  Excellent driver, no doubt.  It was just funny to me that he was "the badass" of the sport.  Little pudgy motherfucker gonna whip everyone's ass.  Okay.

That's one of the tackiest things I've ever seen. Surprised the waterfall isn't just flowing Monster Energy drink

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You guys are missing the most important thing.  You can get anywhere in the house by only turning left....architectural marvel.

You can't buy taste.  Personally, I'd just live at Epcot and save a bunch of dough.

38 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Are we sure that's not just a Bass Pro Shop?

I have a buddy who used tell his kids they were going to the Georgia Aquarium and just took them to the Bass Pro Shop. 

Kid:  Dad, I want to eat dinner at the Rainforest Cafe

Tony Stewart:  We have the Rainforest Cafe at home

 

 

 

disclaimer: i actually have no idea what the a RC looks like inside, but thats what i picture

They could turn that into a Rainforest Cafe with minimal effort. 

2 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

disclaimer: i actually have no idea what the a RC looks like inside, but thats what i picture

 

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24 minutes ago, Foosters said:

That's one of the tackiest things I've ever seen. Surprised the waterfall isn't just flowing Monster Energy drink

Ricky Bobby says hold my Powerade

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

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Zillow must not fish

 

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1 -- $30 million gaudy house for sale in the middle of nowhere.

2 -- Russian dictator who may need a safe landing pad soon.

3 -- ???

4-- PROFIT.

What happened with that incident where a young racer died on a dirt track and Stewart was involved?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

1 -- $30 million gaudy house for sale in the middle of nowhere.

2 -- Russian dictator who may need a safe landing pad soon.

3 -- ???

4-- PROFIT.

2- mar a lago

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

2- mar a lago

Putin and DOTARD could be golf buddies! I imagine Vlad strangling DOTARD to death over a $2 Nassau -- win-win!

MEH MEH MEH!  NO CR!  NO CR!  NO CR!  

"Is it always this hot and humid here in South Florida?"

"Mr. Putin, it's only April.  This is nothing."  

"Fucking-A.  Tell me about Indiana."  

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Putin and DOTARD could be golf buddies! I imagine Vlad strangling DOTARD to death over a $2 Nassau -- win-win!

I doubt trump would feel comfortable cheating when playing putin. 

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Are we sure that's not just a Bass Pro Shop?

Fuck man, took the words out of my mouth

37 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

What happened with that incident where a young racer died on a dirt track and Stewart was involved?

The kid is still dead. 

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What happened with that incident where a young racer died on a dirt track and Stewart was involved?

Kid was high on weed, got out of his car on the middle of the track, and Tony ran him over.

Ward family sued, Tony settled.
1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

Kid:  Dad, I want to eat dinner at the Rainforest Cafe

Tony Stewart:  We have the Rainforest Cafe at home

 

 

 

disclaimer: i actually have no idea what the a RC looks like inside, but thats what i picture

Think about Chuck E. Cheese with fake trees and zoo sound effects.  

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:


Kid was high on weed, got out of his car on the middle of the track, and Tony ran him over.

Ward family sued, Tony settled.

The weed thing true? Who gets stoned and says "let's go racing"?

2 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The weed thing true? Who gets stoned and says "let's go racing"?

A buddy of mine that was a Vietnam vet, that drag raced. He would puff away in his tow vehicle till he was about two cars from the registration table, roll down the windows, and smoke would roll out like a Cheech and Chong movie. He never could figure out why his reaction time was so slow on his time slips, I always knew the reason.

CHIEF

Don you think they have happy hour everyday in the lobby like the other Embassy Suites?

Did every nouveau-riche person in the U.S. have a meeting and decide that "Contemporary Liberace" was the interior design of choice nowadays?  WTF?

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54 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The weed thing true? Who gets stoned and says "let's go racing"?

Toxicology reports revealed Kevin Ward Jr., was under the influence of marijuana on the night he was struck and killed by a sprint car driven by Tony Stewart, Ontario County (N.Y.) District Attorney Michael Tantillo said Wednesday.

At a news conference to announce that a grand jury had declined to indict Stewart in Ward's death, Tantillo said the level of marijuana in Ward's system was high enough to impair judgment.

Has anyone mentioned it looks like a Bass Pro Shop?

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Toxicology reports revealed Kevin Ward Jr., was under the influence of marijuana on the night he was struck and killed by a sprint car driven by Tony Stewart, Ontario County (N.Y.) District Attorney Michael Tantillo said Wednesday.

At a news conference to announce that a grand jury had declined to indict Stewart in Ward's death, Tantillo said the level of marijuana in Ward's system was high enough to impair judgment.

Visibility in that specific type of dirt track car is basically just a little gun slat opening in front, like a chopped Mercury or something. And nobody expects some dude walking around out on a live track. 

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Did every nouveau-riche person in the U.S. have a meeting and decide that "Contemporary Liberace" was the interior design of choice nowadays?  WTF?

I’m gonna add Contemporary Liberace to the awesome band name list. 

5 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

I’m gonna add Contemporary Liberace to the awesome band name list. 

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

Has anyone mentioned it looks like a Bass Pro Shop?

More like Cabela’s.

 Tony Stewart's house reminds me of what Trump's house might look like, if he ever spent a day fishing and a night around the campfire.  Grotesquely overstated in every single way!

 

And unfortunately Russians trying to launder money are pulling back from such properties...

8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:


Kid was high on weed, got out of his car on the middle of the track, and Tony ran him over.

Ward family sued, Tony settled.

And was the inspiration of one of the best bars:

“Been known to lose it though, so if I overdo it, you drove me too it/When I step into the vocal booth like I’m supposed to do I’ma murder you on a [expletive] track like Tony Stewart.”

Recreating an idyllic fishing atmosphere in the middle of a living room. SMH.

Sounds like one of those Adam Carolla "rich man-poor man" jokes: Who can fish without leaving their barca lounger? 

I’ll give this guy a call should I ever win the lottery… 

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No  ceiling rainfall shower head in master.  I’m out.

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