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she and the victim were together all day smoking meth and having sex. At some point after arriving at the Stony Brook home, they began using chains, at which point Schabusiness said she blacked out and went “crazy” and strangled the victim.

 

“Schabusiness responded that the police were going to have fun trying to find all of the organs as she dismembered the body. Schabusiness stated all of the body parts should be in the basement. Schabusiness stated there should be a foot or a leg in the minivan. Detective Graf asked Schabusiness what she did with the head, and Schabusiness stated she had put the victim’s head in a black bucket and put a blanket over it,” the criminal complaint said.

 

https://www.wfla.com/news/crime/woman-24-arrested-after-severed-head-found-in-bucket/amp/

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Damn, I'll bet she is wild in the sack.

Even wilder in the bucket/

They should nickname her the Preying Mantis killer.

21 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Damn, I'll bet she is wild in the sack.

I dunno.....sounds disappointing:

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“Schabusiness stated the plan was for her to bring all of the body parts with her but she got lazy and only ended up putting the leg/foot in the van and she forgot the head,”

 

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“Schabusiness stated the plan was for her to bring all of the body parts with her but she got lazy and only ended up putting the leg/foot in the van and she forgot the head,” the complaint continued.

lazy ass millennials.

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman is behind bars after she allegedly killed a man and dismembered him before taunting police that they were 'going to have fun trying to find all of the organs.'

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman is behind bars after she allegedly killed a man and dismembered him before taunting police that they were 'going to have fun trying to find all of the organs.'

Edited by Blotto
moar pics

Dude was dying to fuck her.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno.....sounds disappointing:

 

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“Schabusiness stated the plan was for her to bring all of the body parts with her but she got lazy and only ended up putting the leg/foot in the van and she forgot the head,”

They were married?

6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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They "should" all be in the basement. No promises, though.

And at what point does everyone realize you can use the front facing camera on their phones so we don't have to see their shitty bathrooms and their phones?

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

lazy ass millennials.

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman is behind bars after she allegedly killed a man and dismembered him before taunting police that they were 'going to have fun trying to find all of the organs.'

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman is behind bars after she allegedly killed a man and dismembered him before taunting police that they were 'going to have fun trying to find all of the organs.'

Other than possibly being dismembered, I don't see why not.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

lazy ass millennials.

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman is behind bars after she allegedly killed a man and dismembered him before taunting police that they were 'going to have fun trying to find all of the organs.'

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman is behind bars after she allegedly killed a man and dismembered him before taunting police that they were 'going to have fun trying to find all of the organs.'

Has anyone heard from Vic lately??

She has that Jodi Arias vibe going.

When they talked to the perp’s sister, they asked if they were related.   She said, and I quote, “That’s NotSchabusiness”

1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

Other than possibly being dismembered, I don't see why not.

I mean, we’re all going to get nuked anyway.

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

Has anyone heard from Vic lately??

All his parts should be in the basement.

Just now, South Austin said:

I mean, we’re all going to get nuked anyway.

Gotta nuke something.

17 hours ago, Blotto said:

lazy ass millennials.

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman is behind bars after she allegedly killed a man and dismembered him before taunting police that they were 'going to have fun trying to find all of the organs.'

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman is behind bars after she allegedly killed a man and dismembered him before taunting police that they were 'going to have fun trying to find all of the organs.'

Would... regret.

On the bright side, I bet she will hold the record for most meth smoked at one time without dying at her prison. 

 

13 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

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We can only hope. Ive heard meth can give you a limp noodle. 

 

14 hours ago, Deej said:

All his parts should be in the basement.


well… a basement at least

18 hours ago, Blotto said:

lazy ass millennials.

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman is behind bars after she allegedly killed a man and dismembered him before taunting police that they were 'going to have fun trying to find all of the organs.'

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman is behind bars after she allegedly killed a man and dismembered him before taunting police that they were 'going to have fun trying to find all of the organs.'

 

34 minutes ago, hullabelew said:

I'm guessing she looked more like this at the time of the escapades.

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looks like she went from eating dudes she killed to smoking meth and just killing.

“Schabusiness stated the plan was for her to bring all of the body parts with her but she got lazy and only ended up putting the leg/foot in the van and she forgot the head,”

Well duh!  Minivans have lots of legroom but not that much headroom.

3 hours ago, Goredho said:

Would... regret ragret.

 

fixy

 

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since I can't pos rep a thread title, I'll just pos rep the OP

12 hours ago, phdhorn said:

“Schabusiness stated the plan was for her to bring all of the body parts with her but she got lazy and only ended up putting the leg/foot in the van and she forgot the head,”

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Praying mantis in a past life. She deep down wants to eat the head.

  • 11 months later...
9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

She seems stable. 

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That's a rough 25.

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

That's a rough 25.

Strangling and then dismembering a person will do that, or so I'm told.

1 minute ago, midtown said:

This is why I keep it dark
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I got the weirdest boner thinking of making eye contact her doing it doggy style.

1 hour ago, midtown said:

This is why I keep it dark
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Which eye are we talking about here?

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