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Texas Congressman Rep Van Taylor bangs the infamous "ISIS Bride" gets caught

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OP you should be negged for linking breitbart

also where are the pics?

Who among us doesn't want a "long, slow rimjob" while we enjoy a drink?

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Let’s play a game. Everyone text their girlfriend/wife or both this same message and post response

Texas Baptists, “ we can look the other way on the extra-marital affair, that she was a member of Isis, and even the rim job.  But we will not sit by while Our representatives are imbibing alcohol.”

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The worst part is we will now get Keith Self.

Ah, a man with refined tastes like cumming on tonsils 

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

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Let’s play a game. Everyone text their girlfriend/wife or both this same message and post response

I'm willing to wager that those of us with girlfriends will, on average, receive a more positive response than those of you with wives.  

1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

I'm not clicking on that.

Me either so I searched the name.

From the AP:

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DALLAS (AP) — U.S. Rep. Van Taylor of Texas said Wednesday that he is ending his reelection campaign and admitted having an affair about a year ago.

The North Texas congressman made the announcement the day after former Collin County Judge Keith Self pushed him to a runoff for the Republican nomination.

Taylor, a former Marine and Iraq war combat veteran, was considered one of the Texas delegation’s most conservative members when he was elected in 2018. But he has been sharply criticized by the right wing of the party for voting to certify the 2020 election results and for supporting a commission to investigate the Jan. 6 insurrection at the Capitol.

Self is an Army veteran and graduate of the U.S. Military Academy. He has claimed Taylor drifted from his conservative roots in the GOP-dominant district.

He heavily criticized Taylor’s votes on the election result and insurrection investigation, and Taylor vote to remove Confederate statues from the Capitol.

 

 

So since he wasn't totally crazy someone crazier will get the nomination. 

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

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Let’s play a game. Everyone text their girlfriend/wife or both this same message and post response

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This is apparently her:

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Just now, C-Man said:

This is apparently her:

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rimming really isn't my thing, but yeah, I could probably give it a try with her, providing I was enjoying a drink at the time. 

Who carved out her eyes and replaced them with stone inlays?

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here is a pic of her tonsils in case anyone needs that to decide whether or not you would cum on them.

Is next to them an option?

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then . . . oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin' . . .

 

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25 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Who carved out her eyes and replaced them with stone inlays?

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I'd like to think that if Congressman and former Vietnam POW Sam Johnson were still alive that he would shred him to pieces for disgracing his former office. We live ina clown world now.

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 But he has been sharply criticized by the right wing of the party for voting to certify the 2020 election results and for supporting a commission to investigate the Jan. 6 insurrection at the Capitol.

Lulz, this is why he has to step down. Nobody in the GOP gives a fuck about cheating on your wife. Shit the former president was banging porn stars while married. 

https://nypost.com/2022/03/02/texas-rep-van-taylor-drops-reelection-bid-over-affair-with-isis-bride/

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Just before Tuesday’s primary, the conservative news outlet National File revealed Taylor’s affair with British native Tania Joya – the widow of John Georgelas, an American who joined ISIS in 2013. 

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The exposé was orchestrated by GOP candidate Suzanne Harp, who was contacted by Joya in hopes she could help her confront Taylor privately and persuade him to ditch his campaign and resign from Congress, the outlet reported. 

Harp, an outspoken critic of Taylor, decided to send a supporter to interview Joya about the affair and audio of the discussion was then published by National File. The story was later picked up by Breitbart. 

Joya told the outlet she didn’t intend for the story to blow up in the way that it did and was simply irked at having to see Taylor’s smiling face plastered on billboards throughout Plano where she lives. 

 

That’s my congressman - lol! I found it odd that my neighbor that always has a Van sign in their yard had nothing this cycle. Wonder what they knew? I’m sure this would have been kept quiet if he didn’t face a runoff. 

2 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

The North Texas congressman made the announcement the day after former Collin County Judge Keith Self pushed him to a runoff for the Republican nomination.

So for both candidates, the end result of this election will be Self pleasure.

I honestly don't really even know how a Republican cheating on their wife, while proclaiming their "values" is even news anymore.

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

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These seems like the kind of of stuff that you do when you are in the Oval Office.

party of family values!!!!!  

48 minutes ago, Nivek said:

party of family values!!!!!  

Family of party values

Sounds to me like she wanted to get paid for her story, and she found someone willing to pay on the low down. Hopefully she got USD and not Rubles, or else she's gonna have to trap another one.

 

 

He's an 11/10 goober but after seeing the Mrs. I can't says I blame him for wanting some ISIS poontang.  I would pass on Anne's tonsils.

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9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

He's an 11/10 goober but after seeing the Mrs. I can't says I blame him for wanting some ISIS poontang.  I would pass on Anne's tonsils.

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Georgelas returned to Texas with their three children after only a few days in Syria, and went on to divorce her husband who remained in Syria  — where he is now the highest ranking U.S.-born jihadi in Islamic State under the name Yahya al-Bahrumi.

Now converted to Christianity. Georgelas quickly returned to the world of online dating and has a new boyfriend, despite still living with her ex-husband’s parents.

“I went to the dating website Match, I wrote an essay: ‘I have four kids, my husband abandoned me to go become the next Osama Bin Laden’. I got 1,300 replies,” said the 33-year-old, revealing that she met IT worker Craig within 24 hours of joining the site.

 

Nm

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He's an 11/10 goober but after seeing the Mrs. I can't says I blame him for wanting some ISIS poontang.  I would pass on Anne's tonsils.

You poor, ignorant motherfucker.

Taking a wallflower like that and turning her into a dirty girl is a major accomplishment

So she left the guy in Syria after a couple of day, divorced him, and never actually joined the jihad? Do I have that right?

If so, it seems cruel to label her the ISIS Bride if she's not really supportive of their cause. 

Hell yea I'd let her give me a time job. I expected worse 

 

5 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

So she left the guy in Syria after a couple of day, divorced him, and never actually joined the jihad? Do I have that right?

If so, it seems cruel to label her the ISIS Bride if she's not really supportive of their cause. 

Yeah, she should really be known as Tonsils McRimjob.

4 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Hell yea I'd let her give me a time job. I expected worse 

Better off getting a whore. Cheaper and no extortion risk

7 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Hell yea I'd let her give me a time job. I expected worse 

Nothing better than a time job.

What’s a time job?

39 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

So she left the guy in Syria after a couple of day, divorced him, and never actually joined the jihad? Do I have that right?

If so, it seems cruel to label her the ISIS Bride if she's not really supportive of their cause. 

Not exactly. She was a jihadist also, they married in 2003 at which time he was already an extremist devoted to establishing a caliphate. She left him in 2014 or around then.

After she got to the US she began claiming that he was abusive and she never supported any of that.

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