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Texas Congressman Rep Van Taylor bangs the infamous "ISIS Bride" gets caught

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10 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

What’s a time job?

Fifty bucks, same as in town. 

a diehard Texas conservative MAGA Republican got caught banging the ISIS Bride?

Shocked The Princess Bride GIF

 

8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

He's an 11/10 goober but after seeing the Mrs. I can't says I blame him for wanting some ISIS poontang.  I would pass on Anne's tonsils.

Yeah, she’s not letting him cum on her tonsils. 
 

No matter how bad you’re day is today, just be glad you’re not Van Taylor. 

Yeah, she’s not letting him cum on her tonsils. 
 
No matter how bad you’re day is today, just be glad you’re not Van Taylor. 

Doesn’t matter had rim.

Wonder what drink he was having. Anyone here an expert on rim job pairings? 

Until proven differently, I'm just going to assume every single GOPer is fucking an enemy,  or cheating on their SOs w/ someone of the same sex, an animal or a kid.  

16 hours ago, Foosters said:

Ah, a man with refined tastes like cumming on tonsils 

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Odd thing is that her tonsils are preserved in a jar sitting on a photo of David Beckham.

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:


You poor, ignorant motherfucker.

Taking a wallflower like that and turning her into a dirty girl is a major accomplishment

 

 

 

Hey, hey, hey, if having a drink while getting a rim job is wrong, I don't want to be right.

 

Also, heard on the news this am that this guy has dropped out, conceded to the 2nd place guy in his primary.

 

 

 
Hey, hey, hey, if having a drink while getting a rim job is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
Also, heard on the news this am that this guy has dropped out, conceded to the 2nd place guy in his primary.
 
 

Yep. And I hear the 2nd place guy is a bigger prick than Taylor

Cumming on the tonsils while being "deep" throated?  Hey Van, be careful where you point that 2 1/2 inches.  

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Yep. And I hear the 2nd place guy is a bigger prick than Taylor

 

he's a huge asshole, dying to choke on trump's balls. perfect for that district 

10 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

What’s a time job?

A time job is when when she is licking your balls and slowly works towards your ass, and just when you think she is about to start a rim job, she starts fisting you like a jack-hammer.   Also known as a "Futureman".

So then she says...'Call me...if you have the TIME.'  You see?  Time?  

5 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

A time job is when when she is licking your balls and slowly works towards your ass, and just when you think she is about to start a rim job, she starts fisting you like a jack-hammer.   Also known as a "Futureman".

 

you know, i enjoy having my balls licked/sucked as much as the next guy, but I've never once thought - 'damn, I hope she licks my butthole next !'

Edited by tx 3 putt

^

Same with me.  Except if I absolutely had to have my asshole licked for Allah, I wouldn't mind if it was this woman doing it.  I mean, if it was for Allah.  

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he's a huge asshole, dying to choke on trump's balls. perfect for that district  this shitty, shit-ass state.

I fixed your typo.

I mean, this is clearly a sparrow like situation right? 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

you know, i enjoy having my balls licked/sucked as much as the next guy, but I've never once thought - 'damn, I hope she licks my butthole next !'

Yeah, you're doin' it wrong

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42 minutes ago, Pasken said:

I mean, this is clearly a sparrow like situation right? 

Typically in the movies the femme fatale has a less conspicuous cover than "infamous former ISIS bride with crazy eyes and a thousand yard stare."

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he's a huge asshole, dying to choke on trump's balls. perfect for that district 

If there's one thing you can count on with the GQP, is the next guy/gal is going to be worse than the piece of shit they're replacing. 

8 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Is this guy getting RJs from chicks this hot on the reg? 

 

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I suppose he still has signs out on the byways? Think I really need one  Really.

On 3/3/2022 at 5:35 PM, Nolacycling said:

I suppose he still has signs out on the byways? Think I really need one  Really.

I would assume so, he’s never taken one down in between elections that I can tell.

On 3/2/2022 at 11:13 PM, DDD Dad said:

What’s a time job?

If you have to ask you can't afford it

Signs are still up just modified a bit:

 

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On 3/3/2022 at 10:05 AM, 6th Street said:

Wonder what drink he was having. Anyone here an expert on rim job pairings? 

Whatever it is, I’d imagine it takes several to get the taste out of your mouth, per friend of course. 
 

On 3/3/2022 at 11:01 AM, Horn Dog said:

A time job is when when she is licking your balls and slowly works towards your ass, and just when you think she is about to start a rim job, she starts fisting you like a jack-hammer.   Also known as a "Futureman".

while donning a Mike White Jersey. 

On 3/2/2022 at 6:03 PM, Foosters said:

Who carved out her eyes and replaced them with stone inlays?

Eye-sis?

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