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LSU should go take pics on the field again

Just now, Fletch said:

Hello college baseball world, it’s us, Texas. Remember us? We were hardly gone but we’re very fucking back and we have a lot vengeance and payback to dish out. Prepare your anus. We’re not bringing the lube 

Team is nails.  The bullpen was a bit shaky but still the BP only gave up 1 run and it wasn’t earned.  

Just now, WBT said:

11-0!  Should have been another shutout.

Or, that “single” should have been at 2nd and scored on the following double. 
 

but I’ll settle for zero earned runs for lsu. 

Fucking losers. I do love all these SEC teams fucking around and finding out that they can’t hit like they thought 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Whats our best start in program history?

IIRC I'm thinking 34-0.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Or, that “single” should have been at 2nd and scored on the following double. 
 

but I’ll settle for zero earned runs for lsu. 

This guy gets it. Tigah asses with their vaunted SEC offense sit, tha fuck, down. 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Whats our best start in program history?

James Street threw a perfect game.  

So combine all the runs--earned and otherwise--that SEC teams have plated versus Texas through five games ... and they still wouldn't have been enough to beat what Texas put up in one game today, yesterday, or last Sunday.

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2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

This team may very well start 23-0, 21-2 at worst.

 Don’t do this

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Don’t care about undefeated. I want hardware. It’s been too long.

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Whats our best start in program history?

35-0 in 1977. Team didn't even make the CWS.

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Just now, troph said:

Don’t care about undefeated. I want hardware. It’s been too long.

Agreed. 49, 50, 75, 83, 02, 05, 22 

Fits nicely.

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Has tiger drippings weighed in yet?

Oh I can’t wait to see this 

28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Uh.  Let's...you know...get rid of her.  Man, I suck at subtly.

At least get rid of that bedazzled jean jacket with WITT on the back that she always wears.

she’s not subtle 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Agreed. 49, 50, 75, 83, 02, 05, 22 

Fits nicely.

ya know 22 is the number our skipper wears.

Night boys don’t forget to lock up your whisky and tequila so the teenagers don’t come behind you and finish it off.  Hook ‘em. Fuck the SEC. 

4 minutes ago, troph said:

Don’t care about undefeated. I want hardware. It’s been too long.

Yeah I only want to be undefeated in the last game of the season.

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3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

A Tigerdroppings poster on Stevens:

This pitcher isn’t good. We are right on it. No reason to wait for the perfect pitch if we are getting it early in the count.

 

Hook’Em Horns. 

Suck that dick tiger. 

5-0 against the SEC.

Very unimpressive.

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5 minutes ago, Cajun said:

5-0 against the SEC.

Very unimpressive.

By the end of the season we will have more SEC wins than aggy

Nothing like shutting down those mouth breathers. Obnoxious fan base and shit talkers. Pretty quiet purple trail leaving the stadium. Horns go up [emoji869]tiger pussies.


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33 minutes ago, troph said:

Team is nails.  The bullpen was a bit shaky but still the BP only gave up 1 run and it wasn’t earned.  

been a while, Troph.  good to hear from you.

38 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

We’re never losing.  Undefeated season…let’s go

You joke but I think we have a legit shot at 56-6 like Oregon state in 2017. Except we’d finish 58-4. We wouldn’t cough up the national championship like those chokers 

40 minutes ago, troph said:

This guy gets it. Tigah asses with their vaunted SEC offense sit, tha fuck, down. 

Yeah. Our “small ball” identity just kicked the fuck out of your inflated “gorilla ball” identity. Fucking suck it and get used to it. The sec thinks they’ve seen baseball machines. Nope. Not like this. You toothless fucks know what bama does to y’all in football? Yeah. That’s what we’re going to do in baseball. Hope you had your fun. The sec is ours the second we walk in 

44 minutes ago, troph said:

Don’t care about undefeated. I want hardware. It’s been too long.

Same. Though a 50some odd win season with a big 12 championship and an ‘04 like postseason where we just slaughter everyone until…..well….we’ll just replace next years Florida here. So 04 post season of dominance and championship series where we take early leads and the games are never in doubt 

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Over heard an LSU on the way out …

‘That’s why they’re #1’

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Over heard an LSU on the way out …

‘That’s why they’re #1’

damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad

I don't care about win streaks or obscene records or revenge against Miss State or any of that.

I just want to stay healthy and concentrate on the five championships. Win the games that matter, get to Omaha and then let our nuts hang.

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1 hour ago, DoneWithit said:

Here’s mr. Shoey 

Wasn't this guy shotgunning beers out of his shoe in Omaha last year? I think they showed him on TV.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

I don't care about win streaks or obscene records or revenge against Miss State or any of that.

I just want to stay healthy and concentrate on the five championships. Win the games that matter, get to Omaha and then let our nuts hang.

I totally agree. Just like in 2014. Semi frustrating yet really fun season. Finished 4th but was arguably as talented as this team but Augie didn’t quite have the fire and TNic was a disaster. We met our potential in the tournament and it was fucking awesome!! 
 

But…..was also a tad bit frustrating that we could’ve played at that level all year and won another conference championship and hosted a regional again and yada yada yada. Don’t get me wrong. I’ll take 2014 over 2006 or 2007 any day of the week. But god dammit. It’s time for us to have a historic season. Start number 1. End number 1. Crazy record and stats. Take home the conference championship. Fuck it. Both of em. Why not. And end the year 56-6 or something nuts while beating the VandyBoys like this 

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