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1 minute ago, SL Xpress said:

I hate it that we're having Nixon throw so many pitches, but maybe tomorrow the lead is big enough he can be rested for Sunday.

Does Pierce even consider bringing in a new pitcher in the 9th in hopes of saving Nixon for a few pitches against Lsu ??

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Southard's era still pristine. He owes Nixon a nice blowjob 

 

Just now, Beau Vine said:

And we could also just kick the shit out of LSU so that we don't even need a closer.

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Just now, D3zii said:

 

I mean, if Nixon is into that, sure. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Who?

Typo 

 

A-Aron 

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Does Pierce even consider bringing in a new pitcher in the 9th in hopes of saving Nixon for a few pitches against Lsu ??

We score a few runs here I don't see why he wouldn't.

Goddamnit, stop saying Crawford Boxes! 

It’s like that song Rock Lobster on a 24/7 continuous loop.

2 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I hate it that we're having Nixon throw so many pitches, but maybe tomorrow the lead is big enough he can be rested for Sunday.

 

Just now, Fletch said:

Seriously. Let him close it out. He can throw 70 or so pitches this year. And I highly doubt we’re going to need Nixon against UCLA. We’re going to destroy them

……..

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Stop. We have bullpen arms for days Nixon throwing 30 pitches tonight doesn’t rule him out for tonight or tomorrow. 

You and I would’ve included Southard as one of those “bullpen arms for days” and look what he did today. And yeah he might be technically ready for tomorrow but he could not be as fresh if you take off another 10 or so pitches

Lucky there’s no concussion protocol in baseball. He would be heading to the tent.

watching these bitches some more, gawd those Vol unis are terrible

Another great replay.  It's like none of the cameramen have any idea where the action is going to be.

So this is the Astro's network, no?

Why aren't they using the usual camera setup?  Or at least something other than the Webb telescope?

Just now, OB3 said:

You and I would’ve included Southard as one of those “bullpen arms for days” and look what he did today. And yeah he might be technically ready for tomorrow but he could not be as fresh if you take off another 10 or so pitches

Fortunately, near as I can tell, Southard threw no pitches today. 

Hope the weekend camera crew is a lot better than this shitshow tonight... 

The guy with the highest era tonight looks like Cy Young 

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Fortunately, near as I can tell, Southard threw no pitches today. 

I keep trying to make a "You're Only Lonely" joke about Southard, but can't, so I give up.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

I keep trying to make a "You're Only Lonely" joke about Southard, but can't, so I give up.

Southard still has not given up an earned run at Texas. He should buy Nixon lunch for that.

18 minutes ago, Fletch said:

His arm will be a whip tomorrow. Seems like every time you can’t find the zone one night, the next your arm is loose and you’re pumping them in there 

^^^^^^^^

2 minutes ago, OB3 said:

You and I would’ve included Southard as one of those “bullpen arms for days” and look what he did today. And yeah he might be technically ready for tomorrow but he could not be as fresh if you take off another 10 or so pitches

Have you ever played baseball before? Your arm isn’t perfect every fucking night. Some nights it’s just not quite as loose as usual. The best day your arm is a whip is your damn near untouchable. In my and everyone I’ve ever played with along with an ocean of evidence to this being the case from years of playing and watching baseball. 

Uh oh!!!!! Nixon is back out!!!! We’re totally fucked!!!! What’re we gonna do without our close this weekend?!?!?

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So this is the Astro's network, no?

Why aren't they using the usual camera setup?  Or at least something other than the Webb telescope?

*Astros'

Texas - Where undefeated SEC teams go to shed that word.

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So this is the Astro's network, no?

Why aren't they using the usual camera setup?  Or at least something other than the Webb telescope?

That’s what I was wondering. Seems like those guys might need some work.

 

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

^^^^^^^^

Have you ever played baseball before? Your arm isn’t perfect every fucking night. Some nights it’s just not quite as loose as usual. The best day your arm is a whip is your damn near untouchable. In my and everyone I’ve ever played with along with an ocean of evidence to this being the case from years of playing and watching baseball. 

Yea it’s not like your arm is 100% or 0%. And it’s not even necessarily just tied to getting pitches in. Sometimes it’s just right. Sometimes it’s not quite.

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Faltine is so smooth. 

It would be so fucking cool to be able to do that even one day in my entire life.

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Not as ugly as Tenn’s uniforms!

Clown uniforms for a clown team with a clown coach.

8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So this is the Astro's network, no?

Why aren't they using the usual camera setup?  Or at least something other than the Webb telescope?

They're locked out?

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Clown uniforms for a clown team with a clown coach.

There coach is a glorified hs coach , can’t stand that guy he’s bb dad on 10x

4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

^^^^^^^^

Have you ever played baseball before? Your arm isn’t perfect every fucking night. Some nights it’s just not quite as loose as usual. The best day your arm is a whip is your damn near untouchable. In my and everyone I’ve ever played with along with an ocean of evidence to this being the case from years of playing and watching baseball. 

Yes I played for ehhhh about 15 years. I’m just saying I would rather have a arm I’ve consistently seen in that situation for closer games. Rather than I don’t know what this guy is gonna give me today

Just now, OB3 said:

Yes I played for ehhhh about 15 years. I’m just saying I would rather have a arm I’ve consistently seen in that situation for closer games. Rather than I don’t know what this guy is gonna give me today

Yea but if that’s the argument why not secure the win tonight? It’s not like this was sealed up when they put runners on. The tying run was on deck. Secure the win today. Worry about tomorrow tomorrow 

the HBP earlier was worse than that one.  Tenn seems like the perfect bitch team to do this type of stuff on the reg.

"The only argument Texas has is that he intentionally moved his hands in to get hit."

REALLY??!?!?

 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

"The only argument Texas has is that he intentionally moved his hands in to get hit."

REALLY??!?!?

 

Well we don't really need a second argument 

Just now, Beau Vine said:

"The only argument Texas has is that he intentionally moved his hands in to get hit."

REALLY??!?!?

 

So… the only argument that matters 

2 minutes ago, Cajun said:

                         Bush

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