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Can anyone explain to me or direct me to an explanation of how the commentators are chosen for each game?

I’m currently operating under the assumption that I heard the Tennessee guys last night and at hearing the lsu guys tonight. 

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I thought this was airing on MLB, what am I missing other than the game?

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

15 pitches vs 48. 

Lsu dude will be lucky to see the 4th

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Yea, the big league park camera locations are awesome, everything else not so much. 

Announcers have done a bit less secsec ball licking today. 

Replay work has been terrible, camera work has been terrible, awful commentary.

I mean we literally couldn’t review a play yesterday because the shit camera work didn’t catch the play

1 minute ago, BERT said:

That’s what she said 

The camera adds ten pounds.

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

What is Steven's typical fastball velo?  He always acts like he is some soft-throwing flunky.

 

High 80s.  He’s about sink.  Or at least he is when he’s on. 

1 minute ago, LW Goatman said:

I thought this was airing on MLB, what am I missing other than the game?

Blacked out on MLB if you’re in the AT&T Sports coverage area. Try that channel…or YouTube if you don’t have it.

30 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Dude, play your cards right and you can take that home tonight 

I asked why she wasn't updating her scorecard much. Looks pretty empty...I think I blew it

Daly is just too easy right now to get out 

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

Blacked out on MLB if you’re in the AT&T Sports coverage area. Try that channel…or YouTube if you don’t have it.

Ty

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

High 80s.  He’s about sink.  Or at least he is when he’s on. 

Sink, location, and pound the strike zone

2 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

I thought this was airing on MLB, what am I missing other than the game?

I'm watching it on mlb.com

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Always one in the crowd

 

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Pack of losers

Fucking shit Daly. I know he’ll break out of it eventually and he’s shown his at the plate is coming back, but fuck he can’t hit a beach ball right now

Why does this guy think LSU has a 15k seat baseball park?

He’s said it twice now

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1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

I'm watching it on mlb.com

Same.  And this ump's zone is high.

6 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

You need to be streaming on YouTube, sir.

 

The youtube stream seems to be the strongest of the various.  And offers the most options for "viewing."

As much as I dislike/distrust google, their platforms tend to work pretty well.

Come on 2 out magic. Keep the pressure on this guy. 

Just crushing this pitcher.

Sure knocked a lot of the cocky out of LSU players and fans so far.

2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Fucking shit Daly. I know he’ll break out of it eventually and he’s shown his at the plate is coming back, but fuck he can’t hit a beach ball right now

Daly hits about as well as a drunk Cantu.

Glad to see Stehly succeeding.  I was afraid he might get lost in the shuffle.

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Always one in the crowd

 

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Why isn’t that fucking loser up in Frisco watching the fighting Texas aggies take on the most feared baseball program in America, the Iowa Hawkeyes….

So Stehly or however the fuck you spell his name needs to stay in the lineup going forward.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So Stehly or however the fuck you spell his name needs to stay in the lineup going forward.

You got it right.  It's the pitcher Sthele that's the mind-blower/tongue-twister.  Same pronunciation, though.

Phteven.

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1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Just crushing this pitcher.

Sure knocked a lot of the cocky out of LSU players and fans so far.

They was real loud… talking a lot shit… and rowdy… pre game and early … then Hodo shut dem hoes up… real quick.

They kinda quiet now. Be quiet coonasses… grown folk is on the field 

2 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

These dudes keep talking about how "these guys are used to playing in front of 15-20K every game." Is he a an idiot?

I think they are saying every weekend- as in 5k for 3 days.  Maybe I’m giving them too much credit. 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So Stehly or however the fuck you spell his name needs to stay in the lineup going forward.

I think he needs to swap with Daly

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I think they are saying every weekend- as in 5k for 3 days.  Maybe I’m giving them too much credit. 

The first time he said it he said “15k people every game”.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

So Stehly or however the fuck you spell his name needs to stay in the lineup going forward.

You spelled his name correctly. Here’s a cookie. And yes. Daly is a beast but he’s just lost right now. Really wish we’d give him a couple games to clear his head and let Stehly or Campbell’s play some 2nd and DH. Those 2 need as many reps and ABs as possible 

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You got it right.  It's the pitcher Sthele that's the mind-blower/tongue-twister.  Same pronunciation, though.

Phteven.

And yet no one spells it like Layne.  RIP.

5 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

These dudes keep talking about how "these guys are used to playing in front of 15-20K every game." Is he a an idiot?

Narrator: "He is."

Just now, Fletch said:

You spelled his name correctly. Here’s a cookie. And yes. Daly is a beast but he’s just lost right now. Really wish we’d give him a couple games to clear his head and let Stehly or Campbell’s play some 2nd and DH. Those 2 need as many reps and ABs as possible 

Yeah, he just needs a reset. 

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6 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

These dudes keep talking about how "these guys are used to playing in front of 15-20K every game." Is he a an idiot?

Stadium capacity is listed as 10k. Math is hard. 

21 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Whenever I see the LSU 1st baseman… spacer.png

Looks like King Julian

7 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Just crushing this pitcher.

Sure knocked a lot of the cocky out of LSU players and fans so far.

What do they have to be cocky about? They haven't done shit in years.

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Lulz, where was that pitch, blue?

Hasn't called a high strike yet, to our advantage so far.

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