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1. It's useless. What the fuck is it for? The tides? Well good. Pirates are bad, I hope they get stuck.

2. It's just a bunch of stupid rock, we have plenty of that here. Have you been to earth? It's like 75% rock. We could make several moons from the rock we already have. Build American.

3. The Russians won't expect it. And besides, if we don't blow it up, either they or the Chinese will, and then where will be be. I'll tell you: Without a fucking moon. But we can be *first*. It's our Manifest Destiny.

4. "But, TheRealChuckWoolery, how will we see at night if there's no moon?" Man, fuck you, get a flashlight or start a fire or some shit. It's not my job to take care of your can't see nothing ass.

5. There's nothing to do there. like four dudes have been there ever, and all they ever did was hit a golf ball (that got lost in a fucking sand trap) and pick up rocks. You can do that in Manor, and you don't need a billion dollar rocket for that.

6. The moon industry is 100% full of nerds. They need to be working on something important, like blowing up other celestial bodies that are also in the way. Mars is bullshit, Venus is gassy af, and I'm not sure Jupiter even exists.

 

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6 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Don’t get high on your own supply.

well if you can figure out some other way to blow up the moon so the russians can't do it I would like to hear it

It tends to defend us against impact from space stuff. Which is why it’s full of craters and earth is not. 

Moon's already getting farther away each year.   Without the moon, our orbit changes.  

Scienced, DORK.

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It would solve that pesky werewolf problem.

you should go away, for two minutes and two seconds, think about it, and get back to us.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It tends to defend us against impact from space stuff. Which is why it’s full of craters and earth is not. 

No. It's full of craters because there's no atmosphere (or oceans, plate movement etc.) so the impacts stay visible for much longer. The Earth would look the same if it was similarly barren. 

Look out moon

America's gonna get ya

Gonna go kaboom

Was nice to have met ya

Cuz ya don't mess around

With God's America

Chuck Woolery or Pat Sajak?  Make up your mind, are you gonna shit or are you gonna kill us?

Probably important to point out that the moon has been here for like 5000 years and there’s only been dudes on it. Make if that what you will. 

23 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Probably important to point out that the moon has been here for like 5000 years and there’s only been dudes on it. Make if that what you will. 

Allegedly. 

58 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

It would solve the werewolf and surfer problem.

And the werewolf surfer problem. Or is that what you said?

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And the werewolf surfer problem. Or is that what you said?

They're partners in crime but I wouldn't be surprised if they're romantically involved.

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

It would solve the werewolf and surfer problem.

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And the werewolf surfer problem. Or is that what you said?

 

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

They're partners in crime but I wouldn't be surprised if they're romantically involved.

Obviously this is what he meant

Teenwolf Teenwolfsurf GIF - Teenwolf Teenwolfsurf Surf - Discover & Share  GIFs

 

On 3/6/2022 at 1:53 PM, conVINCEd said:

Don’t get high on your own supply.

Welp, that advice is obviously too late.

23 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Dinklage space pants GIF by Digg
 

Table 5 needs more unlimited breadsticks. 

Leave Ric Flair out of it...

19 hours ago, South Austin said:

 

I celebrate her whole catalog.

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7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

how about we shrink the moon. anyone ever thought of that? huh?

are you five? completely impossible

23 hours ago, South Austin said:

 

Tell em Large Marge sent ya!

On 3/6/2022 at 2:11 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

It tends to defend us against impact from space stuff. Which is why it’s full of craters and earth is not. 

100%

On 3/6/2022 at 3:47 PM, Deej said:

It would solve that pesky werewolf problem.

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We all know the moon is made of cheese. So if gravity pulls it to Earth, do we get delicious cheese? Or will it all become queso from the heat of reentry? I would hope for a bit of both. Get cheese from countries where the cheese fell at night, then, queso from the countries where it was daytime.

CHIEF

 

We all know the moon is made of cheese. So if gravity pulls it to Earth, do we get delicious cheese? Or will it all become queso from the heat of reentry? I would hope for a bit of both. Get cheese from countries where the cheese fell at night, then, queso from the countries where it was daytime.
CHIEF
 

I’ve heard moon cheese melts like a nice raclette so have your toasted french bread and a nice jambon cru ready.
37 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

We all know the moon is made of cheese. So if gravity pulls it to Earth, do we get delicious cheese? Or will it all become queso from the heat of reentry? I would hope for a bit of both. Get cheese from countries where the cheese fell at night, then, queso from the countries where it was daytime.

CHIEF

 

 

27 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


I’ve heard moon cheese melts like a nice raclette so have your toasted french bread and a nice jambon cru ready.


 

It’s framunda cheeese…

It tends to defend us against impact from space stuff. Which is why it’s full of craters and earth is not. 

The moon defends earth from meteors about as effectively as last year’s Texas defense.
42 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


I’ve heard moon cheese melts like a nice raclette so have your toasted french bread and a nice jambon cru ready.

Well its been there a few million years. Maybe we can get some Roquefort, Gorgonzola, and Stilton. A pasty, sharp, and germy blue is right up my alley.

CHIEF

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