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I'm certainly not expecting to pick again until morning, but I think you should probably set an alarm for about three hours from now just to get up and check on things. 

7 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Hardens stat line looked fine and he was a plus 4- he not play well? 

He was OK, but missed some open 3's and had a killer telegraphed pass down the stretch. It was a great trade, but Harden alone doesn't really guarantee the Sixers anything past the 2nd round. And D'Andre Jordan is horrific.

Anyway, I'll take Gonzaga

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31 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

We should have figured out a way to gamble on what time Derka will make his pick.

Leave Derka alone, I'm sure he's still asleep.  It's barely the crack of noon.  The man is a night owl. 

12 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I'm certainly not expecting to pick again until m̶o̶r̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ dinner, but I think you should probably set an alarm for about three hours from now just to get up and check on things. 

Fifm

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Damn you all for making me take Shaka Smart. I skipped him once on my list but twice would go against my straight list pick unless it's Oklahoma personal house rule. 

Marquette

@shadow_operative

1 baylah
13 akron
14 colg, montana st, longwood
15 del, cal full, jax st, st peters
16 txso/a&mcc, norfolk, ga state, wr st/bryant

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Really sorry. Dog ate it or something. Trying to post while sitting at the Texaco and knocking this out.  

Akron, Baylor, Cal St.-Fullerton, Colgate, Delaware, Georgia St., Jacksonville St., Longwood, Montana St., Norfolk St., St. Peter's, Texas Southern/TAMU-CC, Wright St./Bryant

 

Dammit I'm posting it since I typed it on my phone

Here are the picks from right before 518 decided to brush his teeth. 

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I’m at the beach for the night. Can someone pick TSU/aggy corpus for me?  I get to pick the first 16 seed. If all hell breaks loose and someone fucks up and decides to take a 16 before it’s my turn I will take the non 16 seed. 
It’s my turn after TX Sooner. Someone at Derka for me after it’s my pick please and thank you. 
also/ if we can manage to make it through 9 more picks without someone jumping the gun or taking a team already off the board that will be a first for this draft. No pressure @henrygandorf

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Not to confuse things more, but I have to go out again, but here are my three teams in order of priority:

Jacksonville State

CSU Fullerton

St Peters

So after @henrygandorf picks, I'll take one from that list and pass straight to @Capn81

 

51 minutes ago, Bartles said:

Not to confuse things more, but I have to go out again, but here are my three teams in order of priority:

Jacksonville State

CSU Fullerton

St Peters

So after @henrygandorf picks, I'll take one from that list and pass straight to @Capn81

 

@Bartles will take CSU Fullerton, so it's now to @Capn81

Poster, Current Score, EV
Huckleberry, 0, 93.13
TXSooner518, 0, 70.32
shadow_operative, 0, 69.84
Bartles, 0, 65.10
Prepuce of Doom, 0, 63.73
Capn81, 0, 61.77
henrygandorf, 0, 58.67
Wulaw Horn, 0, 46.97
1. Iowa, 21.00 - Prepuce of Doom
2. Houston, 19.55 - Huckleberry
3. UCLA, 18.22 - shadow_operative
4. LSU, 17.06 - Huckleberry
5. Michigan, 15.84 - Capn81
6. San Francisco, 15.03 - Huckleberry
7. Tennessee, 14.13 - TXSooner518
8. Loyola-Chicago, 13.54 - henrygandorf
9. Texas Tech, 13.09 - henrygandorf
10. Connecticut, 13.05 - Bartles
11. Iowa St., 12.02 - Wulaw Horn
12. Virginia Tech, 11.95 - TXSooner518
13. Purdue, 11.88 - Bartles
14. Auburn, 11.40 - Huckleberry
15. Texas, 11.28 - henrygandorf
16. Alabama, 11.10 - shadow_operative
17. Wyoming/Indiana, 11.02 - Huckleberry
18. Michigan St., 10.69 - Wulaw Horn
19. San Diego St., 10.65 - TXSooner518
20. Kentucky, 10.63 - TXSooner518
21. Memphis, 10.49 - Bartles
22. Illinois, 9.93 - Capn81
23. Ohio St., 9.48 - Capn81
24. Southern Cal, 9.48 - Bartles
25. Marquette, 9.36 - Huckleberry
26. North Carolina, 9.34 - shadow_operative
27. Arkansas, 9.07 - TXSooner518
28. Seton Hall, 8.99 - TXSooner518
29. South Dakota St., 8.91 - Capn81
30. Gonzaga, 8.84 - Bartles
31. Duke, 8.78 - Capn81
32. Creighton, 8.69 - Huckleberry
33. Rutgers/Notre Dame, 8.59 - Prepuce of Doom
34. Villanova, 8.30 - shadow_operative
35. TCU, 8.27 - shadow_operative
36. Miami (FL), 7.79 - shadow_operative
37. Davidson, 7.73 - Bartles
38. St. Mary's, 7.35 - Prepuce of Doom
39. Wisconsin, 6.92 - Prepuce of Doom
40. Vermont, 6.78 - Wulaw Horn
41. UAB, 6.68 - henrygandorf
42. Arizona, 6.51 - Prepuce of Doom
43. Colorado St., 6.39 - Prepuce of Doom
44. Boise St., 6.24 - shadow_operative
45. Kansas, 6.04 - Prepuce of Doom
46. Providence, 6.01 - henrygandorf
47. Baylor, 5.54 - Wulaw Horn
48. Murray St., 5.31 - Capn81
49. New Mexico St., 5.24 - henrygandorf
50. Richmond, 4.83 - Wulaw Horn
51. Chattanooga, 4.68 - Wulaw Horn
52. Colgate, 3.20 - TXSooner518
53. Longwood, 2.11 - Bartles
54. St. Peter's, 1.77 - Capn81
55. Montana St., 1.75 - Capn81
56. Yale, 1.69 - Wulaw Horn
57. Delaware, 1.68 - TXSooner518
58. Akron, 1.65 - henrygandorf
59. Cal St.-Fullerton, 1.52 - Bartles
60. Jacksonville St., 1.17 - henrygandorf
61. Norfolk St., 1.03 - Huckleberry
62. Wright St./Bryant, 0.94 - Prepuce of Doom
63. Texas Southern/TAMU-Corpus Christi, 0.74 - Wulaw Horn
64. Georgia St., 0.58 - shadow_operative

First Four Matchups

(yes I know the same person has both teams but it matters because you want the better team to win and also helps me format my sheets for future updates)

#16 Texas Southern (0, 0.62, Wulaw Horn - 58.56%) vs. #16 TAMU-Corpus Christi (0, 0.12, Wulaw Horn - 41.44%)
#12 Indiana (0, 8.20, Huckleberry - 61.74%) vs. #12 Wyoming (0, 2.82, Huckleberry - 38.26%)
#16 Bryant (0, 0.39, Prepuce of Doom - 44.76%) vs. #16 Wright St. (0, 0.55, Prepuce of Doom - 55.24%)
#11 Notre Dame (0, 4.98, Prepuce of Doom - 54.78%) vs. #11 Rutgers (0, 3.62, Prepuce of Doom - 45.22%)
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As always Huck- thanks for doing all the number stuff. The computer hates my #4 overall pick of Chattanooga. It’s going to be a lot more impressed when they have 39 points and are sitting there chilling in the sweet 16. 

LSU is a top four expected value team with the program in more than the usual disarray staring down the barrel at a potential second round matchup against Wisconsin in Milwaukee?! 

That's a pretty bold computing machine! 

It doesn't care about any of that stuff. If it considered coaching situations and not just scores then Marquette wouldn't be that high. Ha.

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