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I love this shirt.

Wanna beer?

It's 7 o'clock in the morning!

Scotch? 

How'd you like a little trim on that moustache, Ron?

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Tough luck, Jeff.

Personally, I always preferred:

 

220, 221...   Whatever it takes.

Did Jeffrey Tambor ever have hair? 

10 hours ago, mdleast said:

You got two pair... You got... Plenty

And she did at that.  

You fed chili to a baby? 

How can it be Victor’s? He got a vasectomy…

It didn’t take?

On 3/9/2022 at 4:55 PM, Underdog said:

And she did at that.  

You fed chili to a baby? 

Where's mommy keep the extra diapers?

You guys keep it down now. Kevin's about to find out his test results.

Kevin's a skunk!

Yea, but Kevin gets all the girls.

He sure got Nicki!

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