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I would like to understand how people who are paralyzed, like FDR, or Governor Abbott are able to make love. I assume there is some difference between the two, as FDR had nominal use of his lower body, at least as far as I understand how polio works. But was Abbott permanently flaccid before he was injured, or is that the tree's fault?

Given user name seems like you should know the answers to these questions.

Abbott is the kind of crippled whose dick doesn't work. When I'm feeling down I think of that and smile.

 

 

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I learned that some paralyzed dudes can still fuck by watching He Won't Get Far on Foot.  Something about the dick nerves getting some signal from the spinal cord below the break.  I don't think they can feel it, but I guess it's fun for them to see titties bouncing again.  

11 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Abbott is the kind of crippled whose dick doesn't work. When I'm feeling down I think of that and smile.

fify ...

Abbott is a dick that doesn't work.

I mean I could hit you in the back with a baseball bat, but it’s going to cost you. 

While I cannot personally speak for Governor Hotwheels, IMO having to look @ this would definitely not induce me to get a Woodrow Wilson:

Eleanor Roosevelt's autobiography – archive, 1962 | Biography books | The  Guardian

 

 

Then again, Marguerite wasn't exactly a bombshell either:

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(mistress to FDR)

While I cannot personally speak for Governor Hotwheels, IMO having to look @ this would definitely not induce me to get a Woodrow Wilson:

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Then again, Marguerite wasn't exactly a bombshell either:

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(mistress to FDR)

Damn, I thought the first one was a dude. Reminds me of a an actor but the name is escaping me at the moment.

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