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  • Typically don't venture into other clubhouses, but this was pretty cool thought maybe yall would want to see Good luck ladies!

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    CAL FUCKING RALEIGH!!!!!!!  OFF THE FOUL POLE!  PLAYOFFS BABY!!!!!!

  • Tip of the cap for an epic series, Mariners.  

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I hope I get into the spirit of things as the season approaches.  Lockout stuff, blackout stuff, rule changes, e.t.c. has me wondering how much time I'm giving to watching billionaire's pawns these days.  Like every season I'm sure I'll sucked back in.

And now even if the M's make the playoffs its under the 12 team expansion playoffs.  bleh.

 

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38 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

nd now even if the M's make the playoffs its under the 12 team expansion playoffs.  bleh.

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yeah, 21 years just hasn't been long enough

My point was as a M's fan I would have liked to have seen them improve enough to where they could make the playoffs w/o the need for them to be expanded.

Mainly just bummed about how the lockout just put owner greed in the face so obviously.  And they essentially won, as they always do.  And the parallels to America and corporate life.  Baseball certainly mirrors a lot of society, both good and bad.  The owners of this country always win.  Oops, slight CR there.  Sorry, but not totally sorry.

 

 

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7 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

My point was as a M's fan I would have liked to have seen them improve enough to where they could make the playoffs w/o the need for them to be expanded.

Mainly just bummed about how the lockout just put owner greed in the face so obviously.  And they essentially won, as they always do.  And the parallels to America and corporate life.  Baseball certainly mirrors a lot of society, both good and bad.  The owners of this country always win.  Oops, slight CR there.  Sorry, but not totally sorry.

 

 

Jeez, Debbie Downer over here.  Turn that frown upside down.  Save it for when we miss the playoffs by one game again.

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15 hours ago, miguelito said:

I've got my Moose gifs ready to go.

 

seattle mariners mariner moose Sticker by MLB

Sorry man. Meant to tag you. Let’s do this shit!

I planned a trip to Seattle for the opening weekend, but I guess I'll go to Husky-UA baseball games instead.

Don't get me wrong, I like the additions.  But if Jerry isn't posturing then I am disappointed. 

 

 

Not exactly the 'opening the checkbook' we were promised.

 

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Did not know Winker was the third-slowest LF in all of baseball last year. 

Then they should move him to 3B and let him attempt silly steals when he gets on.

 

 

On 3/14/2022 at 6:32 PM, Beau Vine said:

I planned a trip to Seattle for the opening weekend, but I guess I'll go to Husky-UA baseball games instead.

Is proof of vaccine required for Mariners games?  Looked at tickets and instantly got a message about it.  

**Not looking to CR this thread, just wanting to know.

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is proof of vaccine required for Mariners games?  Looked at tickets and instantly got a message about it.  

**Not looking to CR this thread, just wanting to know.

It was for Kraken games.  And to get into fucking Buffalo Wild Wings in Tukwila.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

It was for Kraken games.  And to get into fucking Buffalo Wild Wings in Tukwila.

Thanks.  Me and the wife have been looking for a ballgame/stadium trip possibly this summer since we haven't been to one pre-covid.  Safeco (or whatever the hell it's called now) has always been high on my bucket list.  I'm also looking into maybe Marlins or Red Sox.  These three are about the only stadiums left for us that are kinda' out by itself and not close enough to other ballparks to do two or three in one trip.

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Biff won't care, but MC should be pumped. 

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Outfielder Julio Rodriguez, the Seattle Mariners' top prospect, has made the team's Opening Day roster, manager Scott Servais announced Monday.

ESPN's Kiley McDaniel ranks Rodriguez as the No. 3 overall prospect in Major League Baseball. He joins No. 2 prospect Bobby Witt Jr. (third baseman, Kansas City Royals) among the top three prospects in McDaniel's rankings to make an Opening Day roster. Baltimore Orioles catcher Adley Rutschman, the No. 1 prospect, won't be ready for Opening Day because of a right triceps strain he suffered last month.

Rodriguez, 21, has a .419 batting average with three home runs and eight RBIs in Cactus League action. He is expected to be the Mariners' center fielder.

"It's time for Julio Rodriguez to play in the big leagues," Servais told reporters.

Last season, Rodriguez dominated at every level he played in the minors, finishing with a .347 batting average, 13 home runs and 47 RBIs, and he shined for the Dominican Republic during the Tokyo Olympics, helping his country win the bronze medal.

The Mariners open the 2022 season on Thursday against the Twins in Minnesota.

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17 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Biff won't care, but MC should be pumped. 

If it means more wins, let's do this shit.

Typically don't venture into other clubhouses, but this was pretty cool thought maybe yall would want to see




Good luck ladies!
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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Typically don't venture into other clubhouses, but this was pretty cool thought maybe yall would want to see
 

 

 


Good luck ladies!

 

 

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

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Well this isn't starting well.  Grand slam.  5-0 bad guys, bottom 1.  C'mon Marco.

On 4/8/2022 at 10:05 PM, miguelito said:

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Ok, there's one. 

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And I just don't think Kelenic is gonna get it.  I would lose no sleep if we traded him tomorrow.

On 4/8/2022 at 10:05 PM, miguelito said:

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I said A loss, not 4, you idiots.

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Another day game.  This one going much better.  Haniger with a 2 run bomb.  5-1 Ms, top 8.

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Let's beat these goons.  I'm blacked out.  With the broadcast.  Might be on my way to the other kind with the way these Horns are playing.  Fuck you Astros.

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Kelenic is so fucking worthless.  Whoopee!  He got a homer yesterday?  He's gonna fuck it up!  Let him loose.

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