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https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2022/03/11/woman-steals-rolex-silver-bracelet-worth-20k-from-man-in-north-houston-police-say/

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HOUSTON – A woman remains on the run after police said she snatched a man’s Rolex watch and silver chain bracelet from his wrists while he was asleep at his north Houston home earlier this month.

On March 4, the man told police he was having drinks with a woman who police said introduced herself as “Victoria” at a bar located in the 4400 block of Westheimer Road.

At some point, police said the woman had asked the man if she could go home with him. The man consented, and she followed him to his home where they apparently had several more drinks.

The man eventually fell asleep sometime later that night. When he woke up, police said he realized his Rolex GMT Pepsi and a silver bracelet were taken off from his wrists, valued at $21,500.

The woman had also disappeared and was nowhere to be found.

Police said the woman is between 28-38 years old, measured 5 foot 7, between 140 to 150 pounds, and has large tattoos on both of her thighs. She took off in a black-colored Mercedes-Benz.

 

 

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Edited by Dennis Taylor

Sorry about your watch, Vic.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Sorry about your watch, Vic.

5’7” 140 is a Vic chick now?

1 hour ago, futureman said:

5’7” 140 is a Vic chick now?

She looks much thicker in the photo.  I can’t judge age or weight for shit anymore.  

1 hour ago, Ignatius Reilly said:

This is sketchy, most people I know use the clock on their phone I bet he's lying because of his wife

Can you explain this?

$21,500?  In Philadelphia, it’s worth $50 bucks. 

28 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Can you explain this?

yes there is a clock on my phone i just take it out of my pocket to see what time it is

20 minutes ago, Ignatius Reilly said:

yes there is a clock on my phone i just take it out of my pocket to see what time it is

What does that have to do with the Rolex or the guy's wife (assuming he's married).  

24 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Had she just finished her shift as a hotel maid before going to the bar?

...and on her way to a shift waitressing at the diner. 

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

What does that have to do with the Rolex or the guy's wife (assuming he's married).  

maybe he lost it and didn't want to make her mad

So he saw the tats on her thighs? Doesn’t matter had sex?

Baby, you’re ring is hurting me. 

Ring?  Honey, that’s my watch.  

34 minutes ago, Ignatius Reilly said:

maybe he lost it and didn't want to make her mad

OK, I see your point.  He has two options:

1) Bring a girl home from a bar, probably have sex, fall asleep, get Rolex stolen, tell cops and newspaper reporters about it, explain to wife all of this (except the sex part) and make an insurance claim,

2) Lose watch (or have it stolen by someone) but fabricate a story about innocently bringing a woman home (I guess the wife was out of town?) and having her steal it from him.  But definitely no sex involved.  Make insurance claim.

Got it. 

steak 48 pro is my guess. wasn't me, but i sure want a rolex pepsi gmt 

2 hours ago, Ignatius Reilly said:

maybe they have an open relationship

Was Phil Mickelson even in Houston recently?

Edited by Grade of D as in David

If she wants more than100 bucks for it; she had better get the boxes and paperwork.

16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Baby, you’re ring is hurting me. 

Ring?  Honey, that’s my watch.  

I get this….and it is very funny….

So goes the old saying...if this Benz is a rockin'...don't come a-knockin'!

I also once knew a very thicc chola named Mercedes.  But you gotta put the Madrid lisp on the "c"     Dealer's choice what I mean by "c"

Edited by Lobo

Fucking amateur hour. I would assume a guy that can afford a Rolex GMT can afford to spring for a room at one of the many hotels in the area. 

Never take the whore to your place. 

Never fall asleep while the whore is still around. 

geez. 

Lulz,  this shite has been going on forever in Houston and I assume a lot of other places.   Worked with an older guy who let it slipped that he was hit up by the Rolex Bandit back in the late '80s - early '90s.  Picked up a girl at on of the Richmond bars, took her home and she drugged him.  He didn't show up for work for a day and a half and finally coughed up the story when pressed.

High school classmate of mine used to go to Costa Rica a couple times a year before COVID.  Doesn't go there for the food, doesn't go there for fishing, doesn't go there to lie in the sun...he goes there for the whores.   Upon arrival, he goes to the pharmacy (he's over 50), gets some Viagra, gets some cheap, local food he can keep around his hotel room/apartment and proceeds to bang whores in said room/apartment for 2-3 days.

On one trip, he decided to obtain the services of two young chicas.  He returned to the U.S. without his Rolex.

 

 

Currently searching watch forums for a sweet deal on a Pepsi.

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