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Poor gals - really gotta be desperate to latch on to those guys.

Which one is Rocko?

there was some show awhile back that documented these "love trips" to eastern europe. basically, a good number of the old dudes just go for sexy time every year or so. the group would travel from shitty town to even more shitty towns for arranged meet-n-greets. one guy who was probably just shy of 90 bragged about all of his conquests throughout the years. probably vice.

I'm pretty sure this one has done porn before.

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For some reason this looks like a decent match. They will enjoy Comic Con together.

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I think that's my pharmacist. Chick will dump him once the citizenship papers clear.

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Cute chick but dude is creepy as fuck. This won't end well.

 

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LOL just no.

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 I thought this chick was into 6th graders.

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4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Probably as good as Jeff Fisher will ever do.

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Back around '99 the place I was working at would need us to pull overnight shifts to babysit equipment. Place would be deserted except for a couple of us guys checking on these tests that were being run. We couldn't full on surf the porn so we got our kicks reviewing the Russian chicks on aprettywoman.com . 

 

9 hours ago, F250 said:

I thought this chick was into 6th graders.

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Then they’ll have something in common. 

15 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Narrator: But the honeymoon was short lived. Just 2 weeks later he was dead after she replaced his nitro pills with artificial sweetener.

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