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2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Swap the shell for a tortilla, and make sure it's a high quality hotdog.

Would crush

You're goddamn right. 

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On 6/20/2019 at 8:08 AM, Parliament said:

Swap the shell for a tortilla, and make sure it's a high quality hotdog.

Would crush

I confess; your post inspired me, I made this using a spicy sausage, guacamole, and sour cream.  It was fantastic.   

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What in the name of God is going on here?

hardly the worst on here, but how can you make common items look so shitty and is that ham pre chewed?

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At first I thought that guy was the poors but meat sticks are like a dollar a piece. That’s a high end $10 taco right there. Look out for the Bag O Dicks TOTM at Torchy’s.


I know a place where it would fit in.


Yes Alex, I’ll take “your mom” for $500
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24 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Woah there.  Wrong thread, Vic.

Probably. Didn't know where else to put it, though.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Probably. Didn't know where else to put it, though.

Really?

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Really?
I don't venture much at all into the Food Travel forum. I'm guessing your thread is in there?

Why yes it is, and those breakfast sandwiches on waffles would fit right in. "Nicely done" to whomever did them.

i feel like that thread should be limited to things we actually ate

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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They cooked 6 cans of Chef Boyardee instead of 2?

On 7/14/2019 at 9:52 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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I hate cold candy bars.
Easily the most wrong thing ever posted in this thread
There was a chick in high school everyone called "snickers" because of a rumor that some dude stuck a snickers in her snatch then ate it.
Was that wrong to do?

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6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I left a snickers in her locker with a note:

"For the record.. I'm into it."

I posted this in the Led Zeppelin thread, but we had a couple in high school who were both Mormons.  We coaxed it out of him that they did it in the butt (which I approve and applaud) but they tried to convince us that they were still “virgins” because they weren’t “having sex”.  I put a copy of Led Zeppelin’s ‘In Through the Out Door’ in their lockers.   She was mortified that people knew.   

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

There was a chick in high school everyone called "snickers" because of a rumor that some dude stuck a snickers in her snatch then ate it.

Yeah, but honestly, as loose as she was, it would have ended up being more like this:

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21 hours ago, elfenix said:
On 7/16/2019 at 6:50 AM, PilotsError said:
I hate cold candy bars.

Easily the most wrong thing ever posted in this thread

I don't like cold candy bars (fridge).  I like frozen candy bars (freezer).  Big diff. 

23 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Was that wrong to do?

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Snickers in a snatch is never wrong.

However never trust chocolate in the bunghole.

On 7/14/2019 at 8:31 AM, CooterBrown said:

 


Look out for the Bag O Dicks TOTM at Torchy’s.

 

"The Stoops"

On 7/18/2019 at 2:09 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

I don't know what to think of this.  

 

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We going to let this bag of deer shit go without comment? Fucking filthy. 

4 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

We going to let this bag of deer shit go without comment? Fucking filthy. 

I was hoping to get to a new page without having to see it again.  That looks like West Hell

Today I Learned something about Mormon poopers 

I don't know what to think of this.  
 
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That looks fucking delicious. Only thing missing is neckbones.

Didn’t know where else to put this. Saw it today:

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I honestly don’t know which restaurant has this on the menu. But I do know the sweet meteor of death is overdue.

Today I Learned something about Mormon poopers 


Youtube up Garfunkel and Oates "The Loophole" for further education
Didn’t know where else to put this. Saw it today:

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I honestly don’t know which restaurant has this on the menu. But I do know the sweet meteor of death is overdue.
What rock have you been living under?

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