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#853
On 10/3/2019 at 11:19 PM, rpspeed said:

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Anybody who has ever worked for a living has DESTROYED meals worse than that.  

#855
6 hours ago, Parliament said:

Anybody who has ever worked for a living has DESTROYED meals worse than that.  

Last week, I didn't stop to eat lunch until 3 PM.  I was late to a meeting and had to stop for fuel, so I snagged a can of Chef Boyardee and some Buffalo Vienna Sausages and washed it down with a Monster Energy.  So, this hits close to home.

#856
1 hour ago, Spaulding Smails said:

Last week, I didn't stop to eat lunch until 3 PM.  I was late to a meeting and had to stop for fuel, so I snagged a can of Chef Boyardee and some Buffalo Vienna Sausages and washed it down with a Monster Energy.  So, this hits close to home.

My God.  Did you shit out your entire stomach?  

#861
16 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

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Best I can tell this is Rotel, meatballs, eggs, rice and mustard....  disgusting...

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#864
On 10/22/2019 at 8:36 PM, formermav43 said:

Man, some of you need to see a GI doc with your constant digestive complaints. That’s not normal.

I'd be worried if my body didn't react adversely to ingesting poison. 

#869
32 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

AF1’s chef seems like he/she sucks. 

Well, they had a good one, but he got deported.

Meanwhile, I've been staring for five minutes and I can't figure out. What the fuck is that in the top left corner? Dog poop with cream gravy?

#872

If I was served that meal on Air Force One, I'd be like Harrison Ford in Air Force One...

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#874
14 hours ago, spystud13 said:

I’m trying to figure why the pepper is still raw too. 

 

AF1’s chef seems like he/she sucks. 

Cooking for a man who prefers his steak well-done can’t be a boost to employee morale. 

#875
1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

Why do the tomatoes still have the stems?  Lazy ass chef.  

Maybe because it is not a tomato but a yellow bell pepper.

#876
15 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Top left of this meal is going viral. 

 

 

If you squint that "scone" looks like Gonzo. 

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Maybe I have had a few drinks this morning. Don't judge me. Go Astros!

#878
1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Maybe because it is not a tomato but a yellow bell pepper.

There's at least 3 tomatoes on the plate, Mr. Magoo 

#883
On 10/21/2019 at 2:55 PM, Spaulding Smails said:

Last week, I didn't stop to eat lunch until 3 PM.  I was late to a meeting and had to stop for fuel, so I snagged a can of Chef Boyardee and some Buffalo Vienna Sausages and washed it down with a Monster Energy.  So, this hits close to home.

I don't think there is a flavoring that can penetrate the casing of Vienna sausage.  The flavors just flavor the grease juice.

 

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#891
So basically pulverized deviled eggs.  Just wrap the damned deviled egg in the bread.  

Possibly the worst shit on the planet
#892
On 10/31/2019 at 1:36 PM, purplepride95 said:

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Now I'm quite curious what the sauce is on the wings. 

#896
On 11/10/2019 at 2:27 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

Ok, Pat. 

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I had to scroll enough to read the caption without seeing the pic. Looks like my vomit after ramen dinner and too much bookers. Then you read about the eggs and you realize someone just ate too many deviled eggs and shit in a bowl. Fucking gagged. Legit gagged. 

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#899
37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"PINATANTRY PIZZA IN FULL AFFECT... ME N MY NEPHEW FINNA GO IN..."

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That's definitely prettiest "spread" I've seen.  That dude is an artist.

#900
37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"PINATANTRY PIZZA IN FULL AFFECT... ME N MY NEPHEW FINNA GO IN..."

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That's definitely prettiest "spread" I've seen.  That dude is an artist.

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