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#251
46 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Do these ignorant mongoloids boil their chicken?  

uhm, that's insensitive. the politically correct word is retard.

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#254

Shouldn’t have looked at that in detail; I think my stomach rolled over and died.

 

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This one might be the one that breaks me. Unless whoever posted this isn’t polishing his newly acquired trolling trophy.


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#260
13 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


Pretty certain that the pink stuff on the right is hot dog matter in its original form.

Heathen.  That's obviously Pâté.  It goes well with spaghetti noodles and ketchup (or catsup).

#263
On 6/10/2018 at 11:24 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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MMMMMMMM... Beans and rice with catshit for a protein boost....  Can't beat that.

#269
10 hours ago, EastTexan said:

But with mustard.

And some canned chili and fritos if you are living large.  Basically a chili cheese dog on a tortilla instead of a bun.

#271
And some canned chili and fritos if you are living large.  Basically a chili cheese dog on a tortilla instead of a bun.

Growing up, my mom just called em Mexican hot dogs, and I loved em. Also, when she grew up in the valley, one of the drive-ins served “crispy dogs” - wrap it in a corn tortilla and deep fry it.
#273
1 hour ago, drifter379 said:


Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Except the ominous bottle of ketchup in the background.  It is entering the no-fly zone and can ruin this masterpiece if its evil is left unchecked.

Now some salsa would really tie the dish together.

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#274
5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Growing up, my mom just called em Mexican hot dogs, and I loved em. Also, when she grew up in the valley, one of the drive-ins served “crispy dogs” - wrap it in a corn tortilla and deep fry it.

The Fairfield Inn Monterrey would serve those for breakfast. We started calling them Mexican corndogs. They were the perfect way to start your day...

#275
On 7/3/2018 at 9:32 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Hell, that's still a pretty regular thing for me (but no damn ketchup on my dogs). But I split the weiners longwise so they fill up the tortilla better. They go great with some Dona sauce on them, but otherwise usually some French's spicy deli mustard.

#278
36 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

This is like bragging about the mansion you just purchased and then posting a pic of a bridge hovel.

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Fantastic.  "Pinto Beans" and "Lots of Greens" is code for canned black eyed peas and a few pieces of wilted lettuce.  

#279

Dumb fuck doesn't know the difference between black eyed peas and pinto beans. Could go with either right now with some cornbread.

#283

Resting... They look like they were just thawed out from a glacier for a couple million years.

#292
On 7/5/2018 at 7:45 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

This is like bragging about the mansion you just purchased and then posting a pic of a bridge hovel.

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That bread looks like wood paneling.

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