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I can set my watch to Vic re-posting the same shit on this and other threads on a year over year basis. At least you’re consistent, fella
Boo fucking hoo.
On 6/1/2021 at 12:28 AM, Fat Bastard said:

I can set my watch to Vic re-posting the same shit on this and other threads on a year over year basis. At least you’re consistent, fella

Username is ironic username...

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It ain’t pretty, but not gonna lie, I’d probably eat that, especially if drunk or stoned.

It ain’t pretty, but not gonna lie, I’d probably eat that, especially if drunk or stoned.

This….it’s Ramen, with “other food I had on hand” thrown in. We’ve all been there.
17 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

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I’d eat that. Much better than Jade’s chili.

Looks like chocolate chip cookies that didn't scrape off the cookie sheet neatly.  I'd eat that with a spoon and some vanilla ice cream (if that's what it is).

Don't drink and snapchat, kids.  You'll embarrass yourself:
 
 
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I’ve been high before too.
18 hours ago, miguelito said:

Looks like chocolate chip cookies that didn't scrape off the cookie sheet neatly.  I'd eat that with a spoon and some vanilla ice cream (if that's what it is).

Yeah, not sure if people understand this thread.

umm yeah...half baked warm gooey chocolate chip cookies belong in the 'shit i've cooked lately' thread...or at worst Steel Shank's thread 🤣

Here’s recipe in case anyone is interested. 
 


Ingredients

Ingredient Checklist
  • 2 ¼ cups cricket flour 
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda 
  • ½ teaspoon salt 
  • 1 cup butter, softened 
  • 1 cup sugar 
  • ½ cup brown sugar 
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 
  • 2 eggs 
  • 1 12-ounce package chocolate chips 
  • ½ cup dry-roasted chopped crickets

Do you posted it without context expecting us to be grossed out?

Still would 

honestly, the crickets likely do nothing more than add some crunchy texture, like pecans. bet they're still tasty!

... and certainly better than 99.99% of the 'meals' in this thread with more traditional ingredients 😝 lol

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Put a couple of them on a biscuit and I might be in.

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17 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

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... to the hospital

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Go home sonic, you’re drunk.

59 minutes ago, demos said:

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Go home sonic, you’re drunk.

I would eat those for sure.

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52 minutes ago, demos said:

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Interesting. I didn't realize all these years I've been making vegan pepperoni at 7:30 sharp every morning. 

Guaranteed no one will steal that out of the office refrigerator.

I ate corn on the cob over the weekend so that hits home.  

6 hours ago, demos said:

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Dogs got into the bird feeder again. 

Looks like vegan food tastes, so at least it's not deceptive.

Probably easier on the digestion, cuts out the middle man, conserves energy.

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On 9/23/2021 at 11:04 AM, demos said:

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Eat that, wait a few hours, and I bet you'll see it looking exactly the same when it comes out your butt.

21 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

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I'd eat that. 

39 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'd eat that. Looks like someone already did and then put it back on the plate

 

On 6/19/2021 at 10:20 PM, ButtFumble said:

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poached eggs, sausage, ramen. delicioso. 

poached eggs, sausage, ramen. delicioso. 

You think something about that plate says that person took the time to make a poached egg?
28 minutes ago, EE2B said:


You think something about that plate says that person took the time to make a poached egg?

I choose to believe it’s a perfectly poached cage-free egg. 

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SpaghettiOs and cheez whiz? Why would you fuck up bacon and cheese and a fried shrimp with that?

This could be posted in the Holy Shit thread, imo.

On 9/20/2021 at 10:52 PM, ButtFumble said:

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Sad. Air Fryers are so cheap these days, any fool should be able to cook chicken until it is done.

9 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

and a fried shrimp

That's a bagel bite. 

is the implication that there's vodka in the spaghettios?

somehow that makes it worse

this person reused a takeout container 40 times

 

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