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On 11/8/2018 at 1:10 PM, Player said:

That's a black bean compote with a nutella reduction topped by a couple of dingleberries. 

It's really frightening that you know that.

Yo dawg - I heard you liked to stuff beavers. 

So we put a stuffed beaver on yo plate so you can eat stuffed beaver while stuffing mike's mom's beaver. 

possum bowls are going to knock bread bowls right out of the market.

On 11/11/2018 at 9:10 AM, Chips O'Toole said:

Just one word.  Just three words.  Just three words and one emoji.

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gumbo z'herbes? missing rice though. 

1 hour ago, Chips O'Toole said:

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When in Peru, do as the Peruvians - eat guinea pigs.

3 hours ago, AM Wood said:

possum bowls bowels are going to knock bread bowls right out of the market.

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this year for christmas let's all chip in and buy faith a fucking brillo pad.

4 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

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Does she normally cook crude oil on that 'stove'?  

i'll take one of those ass herpes steaks and a large helping of the sink made potaty salet.

3 hours ago, AM Wood said:

i'll take one of those ass herpes steaks and a large helping of the sink made potaty salet.

That pan has locked in flavor breh 

I’d eat that. Not enough kitchen sink and salet for meh status.

kinda looks like a chicken fried pork chop

Glad I discovered this thread. I have some zingers.

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Yes that is hummus.

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Don't ask. I dont even remember.

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

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Don't ask. I dont even remember.

That looks like corned beef hash.   The real offense here is the metal fork being used in that pan.

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Glad I discovered this thread. I have some zingers.

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Yes that is hummus.

Is that an Opas jap and cheese?

1 minute ago, ABSR said:

That looks like corned beef hash.   The real offense here is the metal fork being used in that pan.

I think it was some amalgamation of Mexican food. And that pan is very used. I was definitely not sober enough to worry about scratching the bottom. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Glad I discovered this thread. I have some zingers.

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Yes that is hummus.

Logical. that makes it healthy.

I recently discovered some chipotle mustard that would have been a fine substitute for that hummus.

6 minutes ago, DougO said:

I recently discovered some chipotle mustard that would have been a fine substitute for that hummus.

You're acting like I planned that meal out beforehand.

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Green bean casserole I made for "worksgiving". As you can see, I made too much of it. I will likely eat half the pan later tonight after 6 vodka sodas and half a xanax.

You are posting shit you made in this thread? lol

4 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Is that an Opas jap and cheese?

Johnsville brats?

1 hour ago, EE2B said:

You are posting shit you made in this thread? lol

Bold move. Gotta hand out some rep.

1 hour ago, EE2B said:

You are posting shit you made in this thread? lol

I'm a 23 year old bachelor with concerning substance abuse problems. I'm what this thread was made for.

Btw- that green bean casserole will knock your fucking socks off. Never said I couldn't cook.

57 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Johnsville brats?

That was from awhile ago. Yeah it was brats but prob not some johnsonville trash.

Honestly this thread would be better if everyone posted the disgusting shit everyone eats when feeling that type of way.

Obv it's easy to peruse the interwebs and find garbage shit - I want to know what you fucks are turning to at 1 in the morning after 12 cocktails. 

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

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Green bean casserole I made for "worksgiving". As you can see, I made too much of it. I will likely eat half the pan later tonight after 6 vodka sodas and half a xanax.

Up the numbers on the sodas and drugs. This a vacay week.

19 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

God damn.  I just can’t fathom chicken like that.  I can barely look at it.  

That’s not chicken; those like a miniature Beluga whale fetuses. 

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Honestly this thread would be better if everyone posted the disgusting shit everyone eats when feeling that type of way.
Obv it's easy to peruse the interwebs and find garbage shit - I want to know what you fucks are turning to at 1 in the morning after 12 cocktails. 
I get my pics from my friend's list.
23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Up the numbers on the sodas and drugs. This a vacay week.

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16 minutes ago, TK421 said:

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You. I like this guy. 

27 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
47 minutes ago, ztejas said:
Honestly this thread would be better if everyone posted the disgusting shit everyone eats when feeling that type of way.
Obv it's easy to peruse the interwebs and find garbage shit - I want to know what you fucks are turning to at 1 in the morning after 12 cocktails. 

I get my pics from my friend's list.

I think this thread deserves better.

6 hours ago, tfoolry said:

That’s not chicken; those like a miniature Beluga whale fetuses. 

That yard bird looks raw as hell.  How in the world can someone cook something and it still look raw?  Or not kill somebody?

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