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Boiled it. The trick is to season it right after it comes out of the warm chicken water. That way it sticks. Learned that from chef Prudhomme.

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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I am pretty sure this would set off a Geiger counter. 

Why would any one want to eat boiled chicken or raw chicken with creamed corn? Do you reeaally want to see the diarrhea that combo produces? Poor people are crazy.

On 11/20/2018 at 4:18 PM, ztejas said:

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Don't ask. I dont even remember.

Looks to me like "Chicharron prensado" which translates to fried pork skin that is mashed up like a jerky bar....

really deliciuos if cooked properly

On 11/20/2018 at 10:01 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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The boiled chicken is probably really tasteful...

The mac&cheese looks decent...

but the other stuff looks like someone puked it out.... disgusting 😕

 

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cause

On 11/21/2018 at 4:41 AM, ztejas said:

Never said I couldn't cook.

You're probably too fucked up to tell the difference.

19 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You're probably too fucked up to tell the difference.

No I'm usually just too lazy to do things properly. 

On 11/20/2018 at 11:33 PM, ztejas said:

Honestly this thread would be better if everyone posted the disgusting shit everyone eats when feeling that type of way.

Obv it's easy to peruse the interwebs and find garbage shit - I want to know what you fucks are turning to at 1 in the morning after 12 cocktails. 

 

10 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

Gracias

On 11/20/2018 at 7:45 PM, EE2B said:

You are posting shit you made in this thread? lol

Are you gonna tell me that the green bean casserole picture doesn't belong in here...?

Some of my Thanksgiving meal at my Aunt's place would have been Vic Mackey worthy if I had taken pics, but that would have been a bit awkward. We had green bean casserole that was pretty close to that pictured earlier in this thread, and just regularass green beans as well. Kraft Mac & Cheese from the box. Watery sweet potatoes with little marshmallows floating on top like an island plastic bottles in the Pacific. Turkey was already mutilated into little shreds, no real evidence that  it was actually from a live turkey, hardly even a trace of skin in the batch. Store-bought coconut cream pie ran all over the plate when "sliced."

Which was all good because I wasn't into eating carbs this year, so it wasn't hard to resist any potential good stuff. Turkey and gb casserole and unleaded green beans was 90 percent of my plate. The best part was none of that shit was in my fridge when it was all over.

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5 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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It looks like it’s still in the plastic.  Are we sure that’s safe to cook?

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edit: Also not sure if that is queso on the bottom of the pan or all the flavor and moisture that was cooked out.  

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23 minutes ago, Player said:

 


Bring out the gimp.

 

Looks like someone smoked a turkey for about 30 hours. I'm guessing the liquid in the bottom of the pan is where they put two sticks of butter in the body of the turkey. My brother-in-law did that some years back and couldn't figure out why no one would eat the turkey.

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I was redirected here from Steel Shank. I'll never cheat on you guys again. 

I call this Stewloaf. Leftover chopped up meat loaf with tomato and brown gravy, brussel sprouts and green bean side orders included, simmered down and reduced with heavy whipping cream, olive oil, butter, and sriracha.

Good for clogging arteries or drowning crippling depression - especially on a cold November evening (as it was).

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I hate places where everything is in a bed of rice.

A redeeming pic from one of my FB friends. 

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A redeeming pic from one of my FB friends. 
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The plate ruins any redeeming qualities.
19 hours ago, Doze said:

A redeeming pic from one of my FB friends. 

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Did he cut that thing with a chainsaw?

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Saw this on Facebook. Caption was “beef bolognese boiiiiiiiiii”


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looks like a chili’s queso bowl with like what you would get if you put a few of those little baby mice that are all pink with their eyes closed into a nutri-bullet and pulsed it like 5-6 times and then mixed that into the queso bowl. 

Looks like it needs to cook down but that's what it looks like after adding the dairy

 

edit: does it already have pasta in it?  couldn't see that on my phone.  it shouldn't have pasta in it at that point.

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2 hours ago, futureman said:

looks like a chili’s queso bowl with like what you would get if you put a few of those little baby mice that are all pink with their eyes closed into a nutri-bullet and pulsed it like 5-6 times and then mixed that into the queso bowl. 

Pinkies?

11 hours ago, BearCountry11 said:

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Saw this on Facebook. Caption was “beef bolognese boiiiiiiiiii”


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Image result for velveeta philly cheese steak skillet

 

 

13 hours ago, elfenix said:

Looks like it needs to cook down but that's what it looks like after adding the dairy

 

edit: does it already have pasta in it?  couldn't see that on my phone.  it shouldn't have pasta in it at that point.

I can't tell if it's pasta or not.  I think it might be not-so-finely chopped onions.

I ate some hamburger helper last week.  Looked like shit.. tasted like shit.  Heated it up for leftovers the next day and it tasted like heated up diarrhea with some melted rubber cement in it to make it extra sticky shit tasting.

Was pretty awesome.  Bachelor life. 

No food pic, but very relevant to the spirit of this thread.

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that's more steelshank

this would be "roses are red, tacos are delicious.  i make dinner in the sink because i don't have dishes."

I ate some hamburger helper last week.  Looked like shit.. tasted like shit.  Heated it up for leftovers the next day and it tasted like heated up diarrhea with some melted rubber cement in it to make it extra sticky shit tasting.
Was pretty awesome.  Bachelor life. 

I love good food. But this makes me jealous.

Roses are red
NM peppers are hatch
This sandwich goes well
With bud light and snatch

5 hours ago, Doze said:

No food pic, but very relevant to the spirit of this thread.

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Paper plates are the correct dish for tacos, because when you finish the shells you can fold your plate into a taco shape and pour the fallen remains of the tacos into your mouth.

I ate some hamburger helper last week.  Looked like shit.. tasted like shit.  Heated it up for leftovers the next day and it tasted like heated up diarrhea with some melted rubber cement in it to make it extra sticky shit tasting.
Was pretty awesome.  Bachelor life. 
That's college poor or ex wife lawyer crushed you kind of poor.
8 hours ago, markstanco said:

That's college poor or ex wife lawyer crushed you kind of poor.

The main ingredient in that stuff has to be salt. When it looks the same in both the bowl you put it in the fridge in and the bowl you shit in you really don’t know what you fucking ate. Beef stroganoff was the flavor. Added a pound of ground sirloin to class it up. 

So Hamburger Helper is Vic Mackey food?


Only on special occasions.
So Hamburger Helper is Vic Mackey food?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Is it on a plate with a banquet fried chicken leg, 4 french fries, mashed potatoes with shredded imitation cheese and bac-o's, and 6 shreds of lettuce with the same imitation cheese and fake bac-o's?

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