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that's a quality dish, prepared in a high-end oven. 

chicken alfredo dip is probably amazing.  that one almost certainly isn't, though.

Yeah, I'll skip the rice-and-mushroom-soup mixture, but the rest of that plate gets scarfed pretty quickly.

2 minutes ago, Bat Guano said:

That's rice? Looks like something my dog threw up.

username nearly checks out

how do you burn the shit out of one part of the wing while leaving the other part duck of death'd?

On 3/26/2019 at 6:47 AM, Chips O'Toole said:

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Rice actually looks like maybe it's got breakfast sausage in it.   I might eat that.


Rice and breakfast sausage is damn good eating.
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i'm not sure whether to be impressed that the potatoes appear to have been cooked with a modicum of skill from scratch, or laughing at a plate consisting of 3 carbs and a spoon of ketchup

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

Not a paper plate.

Special meal, special occasion so special plate!

Looking at the background they are obviously celebrating moving into a new storage shed.  After the meal they are going to put the gun and the whip on the wall.

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On 3/27/2019 at 5:56 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:

jambalaya, boys...bad jambalaya but jambalaya nevertheless.

i’d eat it all...

That’s what I was thinking, and I concur. 

I like all those things. Not sure if I like them in a tortilla.

41 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Soggy noodles and vomit sauce.

Sounds like a College Station Pho restaurant.

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That might be the worst shrimp boil i’ve seen.

7 minutes ago, demos said:

That might be is without a doubt the worst shrimp boil i’ve seen.

fify

How do you manage to boil all the color out of everything?

By not putting any boil in the boil?

I mean, is that a lemon on the bottom left?   It’s translucent. Did they boil that in bleach? 

That looks a lot better than the shrimp boil

Stars behind it clear evidence of galactic hand  taco 

On 5/26/2019 at 1:19 PM, Parliament said:

 

 

He probably paid about $7.50 for those nachos, so I don't really blame him.

 

7 hours ago, DougO said:

 

He probably paid about $7.50 for those nachos, so I don't really blame him.

 

Wholly gritty, shitty nachos Batman.

On 5/26/2019 at 7:19 PM, Parliament said:

 

I took my old man to an Astros game a couple of years ago and he dropped his nachos about two steps away from our seats.  No doubt in my mind if he had been footing the bill for the evening he would have been like this dude.  As is I just turned around and headed straight back to the nacho stand for a replacement order.  Missed a lead off Springer Dinger in the ordeal, but oh well.

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Swap the shell for a tortilla, and make sure it's a high quality hotdog.

Would crush

Honestly that looks like something I would make after drinking a 12 pack of cheap beer.   I wouldn’t post it on social media though.  

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