Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

#751
2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Swap the shell for a tortilla, and make sure it's a high quality hotdog.

Would crush

You're goddamn right. 

  • Replies 1.7k
  • Views 179.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

#752
On 6/20/2019 at 8:08 AM, Parliament said:

Swap the shell for a tortilla, and make sure it's a high quality hotdog.

Would crush

I confess; your post inspired me, I made this using a spicy sausage, guacamole, and sour cream.  It was fantastic.   

  • 2 weeks later...
#764
5wat21.jpg


At first I thought that guy was the poors but meat sticks are like a dollar a piece. That’s a high end $10 taco right there. Look out for the Bag O Dicks TOTM at Torchy’s.
#769


I know a place where it would fit in.


Yes Alex, I’ll take “your mom” for $500
  • Author
#770
24 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Woah there.  Wrong thread, Vic.

Probably. Didn't know where else to put it, though.

#784
There was a chick in high school everyone called "snickers" because of a rumor that some dude stuck a snickers in her snatch then ate it.
Was that wrong to do?

Sent from my SM-J700T using Tapatalk

#786
6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I left a snickers in her locker with a note:

"For the record.. I'm into it."

I posted this in the Led Zeppelin thread, but we had a couple in high school who were both Mormons.  We coaxed it out of him that they did it in the butt (which I approve and applaud) but they tried to convince us that they were still “virgins” because they weren’t “having sex”.  I put a copy of Led Zeppelin’s ‘In Through the Out Door’ in their lockers.   She was mortified that people knew.   

#787
1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

There was a chick in high school everyone called "snickers" because of a rumor that some dude stuck a snickers in her snatch then ate it.

Yeah, but honestly, as loose as she was, it would have ended up being more like this:

WnqFME.gif

#789
21 hours ago, elfenix said:
On 7/16/2019 at 6:50 AM, PilotsError said:
I hate cold candy bars.

Easily the most wrong thing ever posted in this thread

I don't like cold candy bars (fridge).  I like frozen candy bars (freezer).  Big diff. 

#790
23 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Was that wrong to do?

Sent from my SM-J700T using Tapatalk
 

Snickers in a snatch is never wrong.

However never trust chocolate in the bunghole.

#794
On 7/18/2019 at 2:09 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

I don't know what to think of this.  

 

f4va9ud63za31.jpg

We going to let this bag of deer shit go without comment? Fucking filthy. 

#795
4 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

We going to let this bag of deer shit go without comment? Fucking filthy. 

I was hoping to get to a new page without having to see it again.  That looks like West Hell

#798

Didn’t know where else to put this. Saw it today:

03f0af6070289c4bac8bae5c507f0cf2.jpg

I honestly don’t know which restaurant has this on the menu. But I do know the sweet meteor of death is overdue.

#799
Today I Learned something about Mormon poopers 


Youtube up Garfunkel and Oates "The Loophole" for further education
#800
Didn’t know where else to put this. Saw it today:

03f0af6070289c4bac8bae5c507f0cf2.jpg

I honestly don’t know which restaurant has this on the menu. But I do know the sweet meteor of death is overdue.
What rock have you been living under?

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.