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On 10/3/2019 at 11:19 PM, rpspeed said:

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Anybody who has ever worked for a living has DESTROYED meals worse than that.  

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

Anybody who has ever worked for a living has DESTROYED meals worse than that.  

Especially if somebody else paid for it.

6 hours ago, Parliament said:

Anybody who has ever worked for a living has DESTROYED meals worse than that.  

Last week, I didn't stop to eat lunch until 3 PM.  I was late to a meeting and had to stop for fuel, so I snagged a can of Chef Boyardee and some Buffalo Vienna Sausages and washed it down with a Monster Energy.  So, this hits close to home.

1 hour ago, Spaulding Smails said:

Last week, I didn't stop to eat lunch until 3 PM.  I was late to a meeting and had to stop for fuel, so I snagged a can of Chef Boyardee and some Buffalo Vienna Sausages and washed it down with a Monster Energy.  So, this hits close to home.

My God.  Did you shit out your entire stomach?  

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

My God.  Did you shit out your entire stomach?  

Smooth, double-tapered single wiper.  

Man, some of you need to see a GI doc with your constant digestive complaints. That’s not normal.

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Best I can tell this is Rotel, meatballs, eggs, rice and mustard....

16 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

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Best I can tell this is Rotel, meatballs, eggs, rice and mustard....  disgusting...

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23 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

What are the red things???! 

Tomato’s from the rotel I think.

On 10/22/2019 at 8:36 PM, formermav43 said:

Man, some of you need to see a GI doc with your constant digestive complaints. That’s not normal.

I'd be worried if my body didn't react adversely to ingesting poison. 

Guessing the shitter got a lot of action today.

I’m trying to figure why the pepper is still raw too. 

 

AF1’s chef seems like he/she sucks. 

32 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

AF1’s chef seems like he/she sucks. 

Well, they had a good one, but he got deported.

Meanwhile, I've been staring for five minutes and I can't figure out. What the fuck is that in the top left corner? Dog poop with cream gravy?

A scone? 

Why do the tomatoes still have the stems?  Lazy ass chef.  

If I was served that meal on Air Force One, I'd be like Harrison Ford in Air Force One...

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

A scone? 

maybe the trash can?  I’m lost. 

14 hours ago, spystud13 said:

I’m trying to figure why the pepper is still raw too. 

 

AF1’s chef seems like he/she sucks. 

Cooking for a man who prefers his steak well-done can’t be a boost to employee morale. 

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

Why do the tomatoes still have the stems?  Lazy ass chef.  

Maybe because it is not a tomato but a yellow bell pepper.

15 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Top left of this meal is going viral. 

 

 

If you squint that "scone" looks like Gonzo. 

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Maybe I have had a few drinks this morning. Don't judge me. Go Astros!

Why the fuck does that scone have a bone sticking out of it? I think it’s a boiled chicken thigh.

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Maybe because it is not a tomato but a yellow bell pepper.

There's at least 3 tomatoes on the plate, Mr. Magoo 

i'm the only person here who's had bread pudding before.  weird.

3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Maybe because it is not a tomato but a yellow bell pepper.

he's talking about the cherry tomatoes 

On 10/21/2019 at 2:55 PM, Spaulding Smails said:

Last week, I didn't stop to eat lunch until 3 PM.  I was late to a meeting and had to stop for fuel, so I snagged a can of Chef Boyardee and some Buffalo Vienna Sausages and washed it down with a Monster Energy.  So, this hits close to home.

I don't think there is a flavoring that can penetrate the casing of Vienna sausage.  The flavors just flavor the grease juice.

 

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It looks like something your cat pukes up, but that ingredient list intrigues me.

3 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Ok, Pat. 

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So basically pulverized deviled eggs.  Just wrap the damned deviled egg in the bread.  

So basically pulverized deviled eggs.  Just wrap the damned deviled egg in the bread.  

Possibly the worst shit on the planet
On 10/31/2019 at 1:36 PM, purplepride95 said:

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Now I'm quite curious what the sauce is on the wings. 

I wouldn't eat it, but I might encase it in enamel, and charge $1500 admission to look at it.

On 11/10/2019 at 2:27 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

Ok, Pat. 

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I had to scroll enough to read the caption without seeing the pic. Looks like my vomit after ramen dinner and too much bookers. Then you read about the eggs and you realize someone just ate too many deviled eggs and shit in a bowl. Fucking gagged. Legit gagged. 

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"PINATANTRY PIZZA IN FULL AFFECT... ME N MY NEPHEW FINNA GO IN..."

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37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"PINATANTRY PIZZA IN FULL AFFECT... ME N MY NEPHEW FINNA GO IN..."

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That's definitely prettiest "spread" I've seen.  That dude is an artist.

37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"PINATANTRY PIZZA IN FULL AFFECT... ME N MY NEPHEW FINNA GO IN..."

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That's definitely prettiest "spread" I've seen.  That dude is an artist.

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