Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Replies 1.7k
  • Views 176.6k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Peanut butter and jelly deviled eggs. 

Peanut butter and jelly served in egg whites.  But without enough care to fully remove the yolk.

Buy some damn crackers!

i make PB/J wings...and they rock.  this shit though...no way.

Edited by Kyrie Eleison

It's been said a million times, but I just can't get over the fact that people post this.  Is it to say "look, I won't starve today!"  

What’s with the fork under the chicken drummy? It’s like he was trying to take the pic before anyone could catch him.
On 1/14/2020 at 11:40 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Bologna cake with mayo and mustard (maybe) for the frosting. Yummy!

12734153_1663211203944034_61237713040107

This legitimately made me dry heave.

i make PB/J wings...and they rock.  this shit though...no way.

Newsletter. Subscription please.

easy...per Hay Merchant:

PB&J Wings
20 chicken wings
6oz creamy peanut butter
6oz grape jelly
1.25oz Sriracha

1. Combine all ingredients to make the sauce.
2. Season wings with salt and pepper. Place on a grill over medium high heat until the wings have a nice char, then move them to a cooler part of the grill to finish cooking. Cook until chicken is 165 degrees, then remove from heat and let rest.
3. Toss in the sauce, sprinkle with crushed peanuts and serve.

Edited by Kyrie Eleison

  • Author
#mealprepsunday
mob8xlw5hzb41.jpg
I've always wanted to meal prep the shits I take.

It looks like he shaved the rug to make the base layer for the turds. 

On 12/2/2019 at 8:29 AM, Chips O'Toole said:

62m92gm5s3241.jpg

 

I think that is Big Tony's lungs

6 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

83701095_612907659526430_281991224478190

At first glance I thought those were Oreos.

However I would eat that sans the burnt sausage.

At first glance I thought those were Oreos.
However I would eat that sans the burnt sausage.

I thought they were as well until I read your post. Still would that plate but pitch the sausage
6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

At first glance I thought those were Oreos.

However I would eat that sans the burnt sausage.

that plate has made an appearance here before.  the plastic is still on that 'cheese'

6 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

83024804_751713465315499_198793315491617

belongs in the steel shank thread. 

Edited by elfenix

I

8 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

At first glance I thought those were Oreos.

However I would eat that sans the burnt sausage.

I’d eat it all. 

I
I’d eat it all. 

Yep. And that cheese doesn’t have the plastic on it - that’s how preformed cheese slices look when you heat them slightly. Trust me, I’m a pro at this.

Seriously, that's not a half-bad looking omelette (note the bacon peeking out -- solid choice), genuine fresh fruit, a frozen hash brown patty topped with a slice of cheese, and granted....they overcooked the sausage (I'd probably still eat it, but that's really the only thing close to a "fail" on the plate).

Y'all is some snobby mofos.

That’s a hash brown? I thought it was cooked spam (and those Oreos too as others thought). It probably tasted decent all around. Unlike 99% of this thread. 

11 hours ago, Covri said:

That’s a hash brown? I thought it was cooked spam (and those Oreos too as others thought). It probably tasted decent all around. Unlike 99% of this thread. 

Shit I would eat that whole plate if those were Oreos.

22 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

83024804_751713465315499_198793315491617

Butterbeans, cole slaw, and Texas Toast?   I would eat that.

I saw refried beans and eggs before zooming in. Username checks out I guess

3 hours ago, baboso said:

Butterbeans, cole slaw, and Texas Toast?   I would eat that.

on a rectangular styrofoam plate.  it's magnificent. 

Butterbeans, cole slaw, and Texas Toast?   I would eat that.

Navy beans, cooked with a hambone. I’d fucking destroy that. Other than the styrofoam China, it doesn’t belong in this thread.

You're right on the beans and destruction.

On 1/31/2020 at 12:52 PM, markstanco said:
On 1/12/2020 at 6:38 PM, Vic Mackey said:
82479410_10158764541997502_2571444693036433408_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeGoZ2-LTcEXEQHcVkmAuIoqASV4SPOgsg0o39Yocbph6MMhJfllOcfu7UyWKOQ9SR9JYhrGSaHxuL7WgbVdri6aw2J8Btuipqblk2y_e9xTXg&_nc_ohc=UID4nZJA8c8AX_gA-aj&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=aed2c83ee1cb9276e689f811e7233997&oe=5EA615AB

That's high AF type of creations.

It's crying out for ranch dressing!

Yeah with ranch, I’d try that.

 

 

Y’all never had bahn mi pizza? Me neither but it sounds good.

On 2/4/2020 at 11:07 AM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

It's crying out for ranch dressing!

A sorority girl will eat anything that has Ranch on it.

On 2/4/2020 at 7:49 AM, purplepride95 said:

83923398_3197128313648054_40659677400856

Yeah what’s the problem here? That there’s no Bud Light in the picture? 

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

A sorority girl will eat anything that has Ranch on it.

What about wives?  Will they put anything in their mouth that has ranch on it?  Asking for a friend.  

52 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yeah what’s the problem here? That there’s no Bud Light in the picture? 

I mean, if I were hungry enough, I'd eat those crock pot ribs.  

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Yeah what’s the problem here? That there’s no Bud Light in the picture? 

3 kinds of carbs, all from a box. just missing some bag salet covered with ranch and cheese shreds. 

Look, bag salet doesn't deserve that level of scorn

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.