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They even have a linen table cloth. This is true chefs kiss.

Just now, deft said:

They even have a linen table cloth. This is true chefs kiss.

you know it is not Vic's friends because no paper plates

that’s a plate from bob’s.  everything on that plate is fucking delicious.  y’all are idiots. 

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

that’s a plate from bob’s.  everything on that plate is fucking delicious.  y’all are idiots. 

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Bob's is way overrated. if you insist on going to a chain steakhouse at least go to fucking Perry's.

Had Bob’s once and it was def not worth the price. And I ended up getting sick as shit. 

way too many vegetables to be any of vic's friends.

On 5/3/2020 at 11:35 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

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The wine stain really brings this one together.

1 hour ago, lockport said:

The wine stain really brings this one together.

That's not wine.  It's Thunderbird.

2 hours ago, lockport said:

The wine stain really brings this one together.

If you look closer than the wine stains, you can see the little corona virus drippings on the tablecloth too!

13 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

What’s the word?

The bird.

 

Only really old fucks will get this.

Or anybody who has ever watched family guy. Ever.

On 5/1/2020 at 6:14 AM, deadshank said:

Bird'sEye veggie medley pizza.  That is exactly the pizza my sister would order. Exactly. 

 

But my sister would delete the crust and cheese. 

I would call it the part of the Banquet TV dinner you never eat pizza.

On 5/8/2020 at 11:11 PM, deft said:

Or anybody who has ever watched family guy. Ever.

Which is way too damn many people.

3 hours ago, deadshank said:

50 twice

Dollar twice (is how I remember it).

How’s it sold?

13 hours ago, happyhookem said:

What's the price?

you got fifty-nine cents?

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There is a 0% chance that any of Vic’s friends know what a chia seed is.
4 hours ago, tfoolry said:


Mac n cheese meatloaf  

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I always like my food to look like it’s been infected with bot flies.   

5 hours ago, tfoolry said:


Mac n cheese meatloaf  

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I mean, it doesn't look particularly well executed, but I am somewhat intrigued by the concept. 

10 hours ago, Blotto said:

I mean, it doesn't look particularly well executed, but I am somewhat intrigued by the concept. 

yeah, the thing is, with a creative and skilled cook something like that could turn out fantastic. i could probably pull it off.

but that^ looks like some alien organ 😐

Stumbled across this random person on Facebook who was a covid conspiracy theorist. Scrolled through a few posts and came across this and thought of this thread immediately.

 

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This thread is harmful to my health. The revulsion always makes me laugh so hard that the back of my head hurts. 

I mean, it doesn't look particularly well executed, but I am somewhat intrigued by the concept. 
That is college bong creation food. Brilliant.
3 hours ago, Covri said:

Stumbled across this random person on Facebook who was a covid conspiracy theorist. Scrolled through a few posts and came across this and thought of this thread immediately.

 

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Official ribs of the Texas Longhorns twitter account?

On 5/18/2020 at 7:34 PM, Covri said:

Stumbled across this random person on Facebook who was a covid conspiracy theorist. Scrolled through a few posts and came across this and thought of this thread immediately.

 

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Where are the ribs?

Shoes for Vic's laydeez?

 

Back of Kentucky Fried Chicken® Classic Clogs featuring logo and Colonel Sanders.

Profile view of Kentucky Fried Chicken® Classic Clog featuring a drumstick Jibbitz™.

 

Kentucky Fried Chicken® Classic Clogs featuring drumstick Jibbitz™ on top.

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Moar pics.

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This piece of performance art could be x-posted in this thread, steelshank's, derkadogs and vic's tinder saga.

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  • 3 weeks later...

That doesn't look good but I am intrigued because mozzarella cheese might taste really good with strawberries. I really like strawberries in salads so I am going to allow it. 

caitie delaney can eat a bag of dicks.  cheez-it burger looks awesome. 

On 6/7/2020 at 2:45 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

This piece of performance art could be x-posted in this thread, steelshank's, derkadogs and vic's tinder saga.

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"Eat My Hot Dog" is the sequel to "Bathe In My Milk."

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12 minutes ago, Parliament said:

 

rip state fair

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