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On 9/5/2020 at 5:32 PM, tfoolry said:

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mmmm! grapefruit and beans.

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Is that pork loin?  My God, man.

That’s perfectly cooked medium rare chicken breast.
1 hour ago, drifter379 said:


That’s perfectly cooked medium salmonella rare chicken breast.

Fixed it.

On 9/10/2020 at 2:40 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 the wonder that is Totino’s. 

qft 

22 hours ago, Chooky said:

Is that pork loin?  My God, man.

 

6 hours ago, drifter379 said:


That’s perfectly cooked medium rare chicken breast.

tuna. 

3 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Are those round hockey pucks biscuits? 

No, that's the third starch in the meal.

Confucius say "if number of starch on your plate is III, diabetes type II in your future."

On 9/16/2020 at 8:19 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Them's eggs of the hard boiled variety.

What are they??????!!!! Am I looking at boiled potatoes, fried potatoes and peas carrots and broccoli  and beans with raw chicken? I can't make out what the hockey pucks are. 

7 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Are those round hockey pucks biscuits? 

my guess is collapsed cornbread muffins

look kinda like yorkshire pudding done in a muffin tin.  looks like the original image is from u/mgappleyard uploaded to r/shittyfoodporn.  that guy is  in england, so yorkshires would check out. 

dude posts a lot to shitty food porn

Crackhead pizza (cream cheese, ketchup, oregano, chives and jalapeno):

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Middle class poverty pizza

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Tuna, sweetcorn and banana pizza

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6 hours ago, elfenix said:

look kinda like yorkshire pudding done in a muffin tin.  looks like the original image is from u/mgappleyard uploaded to r/shittyfoodporn.  that guy is  in england, so yorkshires would check out. 

dude posts a lot to shitty food porn

Crackhead pizza (cream cheese, ketchup, oregano, chives and jalapeno):

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Middle class poverty pizza

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Tuna, sweetcorn and banana pizza

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Yorkshire pudding is what I was thinking as well.

If you ever make a prime rib roast make sure you use the drippings to make some. It is fucking glorius.

 

 

 

middle class poverty pizza looks delicious.

crackhead pizza looks consumable after a bong rip.

tuna, sweet corn and banana pizza looks like shame and sadness on a plate. 

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On 9/16/2020 at 8:19 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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skyline chili with hard boiled eggs...duh

I think this is a turtle they left the shell on, the shit that Vito Spatafore's kid took in the shower and stepped on, and AIDS chicken legs

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On 5/9/2020 at 11:38 PM, Sbbruin said:

Dollar twice (is how I remember it).

How’s it sold?

nice and cold

what's the jive?

(and I always heard it as two bits twice)

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

I think this is a turtle they left the shell on, the shit that Vito Spatafore's kid took in the shower and stepped on, and AIDS chicken legs

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This might be a first for my experience in this thread. I don’t even have a food-based guess for that brown stuff. 
 

AIDS chicken legs is comedy gold 

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1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

I think this is a turtle they left the shell on, the shit that Vito Spatafore's kid took in the shower and stepped on, and AIDS chicken legs

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ewwww

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I think this is a turtle they left the shell on, the shit that Vito Spatafore's kid took in the shower and stepped on, and AIDS chicken legs

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Refried beans maybe?

On 8/31/2020 at 11:54 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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On 8/31/2020 at 2:32 PM, Cousin Strawberry said:

Is this pic from an autopsy?  What the fuck is that?

 

 

 

I was wondering what kind of head that is.

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Is that a jimmy dean sandwich with cookies as the bread? Definitely that. 

chocolate chip cheeseburger, easy.  probably have swapped bites between cheeseburger and chips-ahoy at some point in my life. 

I don’t know.  that chowder pop doesn’t look half bad. 

the worst past of all that is with the exception of canned clam chowder the rest of it is perfectly acceptable food that someone found a way to fuck up

even that aspic all the shit in it looks good, but what idiot puts carrots with kiwi or olives with kiwi

and really just make jello and leave the rest of the shit in a platter with tongs

On 10/24/2020 at 12:23 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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I'll take eating a bullet as my choice.

7 hours ago, tfoolry said:

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Ghostbusters 2 was a truly terrible movie

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Looks like South Austin’s mom’s butthole when I’m done with her.
27 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 


Looks like South Austin’s mom’s butthole when I’m done with her.

 

One of you prob. needs to see a doctor.  

1 hour ago, luke duke said:

 


Looks like South Austin’s mom’s butthole when I’m done with her.

 

 

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I think it's this thread that has caused my 5 month battle with diarrhea.

2 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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Lobster Mac and cheese? Fancy steakhouses do it all the time!

8 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

Lobster Mac and cheese? Fancy steakhouses do it all the time!

That's Lobster spaghettios

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On 11/9/2020 at 11:36 AM, drifter379 said:

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Thanks for the spontaneous puke session.

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