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16 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I would eat a guinea pig.

That’s the biggest guinea pig I’ve ever seen.  I thought it was an armadillo.   Lol.  
 

move had cuy before.   It’s tasty 

My kids are 14 and 9 and have never had that disgusting shit in their lives.  Soggy ass "noodles" in vomit-flavored tomato sauce.  Nope.

On November 17, 2020 at 7:08 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Needs cornbread stuffing.

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On 9/7/2020 at 9:06 PM, drifter379 said:

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Any guesses as to which Seagoville trailer park she uses as her address?

On 10/8/2020 at 5:54 PM, ButtFumble said:

I think this is a turtle they left the shell on, the shit that Vito Spatafore's kid took in the shower and stepped on, and AIDS chicken legs

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Japanese scat porn, creamed spinach and, well you can't have a better description than AIDS chicken legs

I don’t know why they call this stuff “Sardine Helper” Clark. It does just fine on its own.

On 12/4/2020 at 5:03 AM, Longhornstampede said:

Any guesses as to which Seagoville trailer park she uses as her address?

I'd smash on those.

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some kind of meat with caramelized onions on top, broccoli and yes, what appears to also be cream of broccoli soup...used as gravy?? more bizarre than gross imo...might not actually taste that bad, i like all of those^ things. 

i hope they didn't try to actually lift that plate!

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proper ratio of gravy to broccoli

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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MMMM.  Medium Raw with a nice microwave sear/coating on the outside!

1 hour ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Curious about the mushroom cap, half shallot and half tomato.  Why?

classy motherfuckers. 

 

Just now, ABSR said:

MMMM.  Medium Raw with a nice microwave sear/coating on the outside!

microwave would cook inside out, that's got to have been put wet into a not very hot pan for 30 seconds a side. 

25 minutes ago, elfenix said:

classy motherfuckers. 

 

microwave would cook inside out, that's got to have been put wet into a not very hot pan for 30 seconds a side. 

Sous vide.  Just Sous.  Way Sous.

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The caption was “Steak, veggies, and mashed potatoes. Best meal I’ve had in a while”
52 minutes ago, drifter379 said:


The caption was “Steak, veggies, and mashed potatoes. Best meal I’ve had in a while”

probably one of those creamy keto steak and potato smoothies

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The southeast corner of this looks like ramen noodles and some kind of hot link, and boys, that has my attention. 

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

The southeast corner of this looks like ramen noodles and some kind of hot link, and boys, that has my attention. 

I do that with Earl's Red Hot Links!

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On 12/20/2020 at 12:14 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Are the orange things Cheetos and the bag is being used as a plate?

On 12/18/2020 at 3:45 PM, drifter379 said:


The caption was “Steak, veggies, and mashed potatoes. Best meal I’ve had in a while”

I take it the steak was hiding because it was embarrassed to be seen with those sides.

On 12/20/2020 at 9:26 AM, elfenix said:

futureman would eat that

lulz. scrolling past the picture I literally thought it didn’t look that bad. and then I see your post. I laughed. 

18 hours ago, tx ind said:

Are the orange things Cheetos and the bag is being used as a plate?

yes?

18 hours ago, tx ind said:

Are the orange things Cheetos and the bag is being used as a plate?

Yes.  The Raman was cooked in the Cheetos bag.  Cheetos removed. Ramen added with hot water to soften the noodles. Then ramen acts like bread or crust and you put your toppings on it.  That dude has definitely been to prison.

On 12/29/2020 at 11:20 AM, Cousin Strawberry said:

Yes.  The Raman was cooked in the Cheetos bag.  Cheetos removed. Ramen added with hot water to soften the noodles. Then ramen acts like bread or crust and you put your toppings on it.  That dude has definitely been to prison.

backpacking on the cheap we'd do something similar.  made bags out of aluminum foil and stuffed them into insulated mailers so as not to let the heat out.  summer sausage or canned meat, canned veg, minute rice or ramen, pour water in, let sit a few minutes. 

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