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That's a lot of diarrhea. Shoulda just dug a hole in the backyard.

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Might wanna use some Easy Off on that cookie sheet after this batch....or get a tetanus booster before you eat those things

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Ah that sheet just adds more flavor

they are pretending it is a cast iron cookie sheet

7 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Might wanna use some Easy Off on that cookie sheet after this batch....or get a tetanus booster before you eat those things

Foil is your friend.

The squash actually looks damn good, and low carb. I'm not sure how well the shrimp goes with it, but why the hell not.

Yeah, I'd eat it too. They put too much cheese but I like chease so no worries for me. The shrimp would just be bonus if I could taste it. 

The poors don't believe in wastin' no foil.

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On 2/9/2021 at 8:38 AM, ButtFumble said:

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"No - I ain't never had that bullshit"

- friend from MO

So you're good with the hotdogs in the cereal but question the cheese?

On 2/9/2021 at 8:38 AM, ButtFumble said:

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This is a "If you ate this then at some point CPS took your or your siblings out of your house" meal.

the rolos really bring that dish together

All the food groups are represented.  Appetizer, main course & dessert. 
And the condom bowl brings it all together. 

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obviously not Vic's friends since they are traveling by plane not Greyhound, but I present the granola sandwich!

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Bologna cake with mustard and mayo as the frosting

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My reaction to the entire thread is a mix of

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I've had worse at CiCi's.

Rectangle school pizza that some of y'all are nostalgic for is worse

horrifying, but probably tasty, especially with some cream cheese frosting on there. 

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That says something when the shit loving fly prefers a foot to the food.

That might be the winner right there.  Fack me

On 5/22/2021 at 12:02 PM, Parliament said:

Don't drink and snapchat, kids.  You'll embarrass yourself:

 

 

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What’s your problem?
1. All food is safe to eat.

2. It wouldn’t be unreasonable to see everything on the same plate in normal circumstances.

3. No sign of a hell mouth of a kitchen.

overall, pretty fuckin mild for this thread. My biggest complaint is that it looks like it would be dry.

Ham and mac will be my black Friday lunch

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Snackronomicon.

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I can set my watch to Vic re-posting the same shit on this and other threads on a year over year basis. At least you’re consistent, fella

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