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On 4/15/2018 at 12:58 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

Was it raining INSIDE THE OVEN???

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I'd be moving to the fucking desert if it were me.

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3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

I'd be moving to the fucking desert if it were me.

Take that shit with you. Looks like it's got a loooooooong shelf life.

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Next time my little girl wants “noodles and sauce”, I’m serving that shit up in a vase!

Fetus fish yolk?

dude said he was gonna have fish n grits with scrambled eggs

Welp, won't have any trouble sticking to my diet/fast today after reading this thread.

If I knew what this was it might have gone in a different thread

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There's a comment in that Onion article about eating hamburgerless Helper because it was cheaper per ounce than Ramen. That shit belongs in the How Cheap a Bastard hall of fame. 

On 5/1/2018 at 2:06 PM, rpspeed said:

If I knew what this was it might have gone in a different thread

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Probably what your shit looks like if you're brave (or stupid) enough to eat some of the concoctions on this thread.

On 3/30/2018 at 7:50 AM, burntorangebongos said:

7f3d0ccfa4e9ea701e8780657ded3dd5--scary-

In the meantime....pickles herring on a sesame seed bun!

Dude I love me some pickled herring I would smash that 

On 4/3/2018 at 7:46 AM, Chips O'Toole said:

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Motivated to what?  Yark on yourself?  Shit yourself?  Both?

14 hours ago, rpspeed said:

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Looks like one of my early attempts at fried chicken. I didn't take pics, though, and sure as hell wouldn't have posted them anywhere if I had.

how is the top clean but not the control panel?  who says 'i'm going to clean half this stove'?

19 hours ago, rpspeed said:

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Charcoal is about ready. Time to put the burgers on.

how is the top clean but not the control panel?  who says 'i'm going to clean half this stove'?
You meant cleaner right? Not clean.
On 5/7/2018 at 12:00 PM, Bat Guano said:

Looks like one of my early attempts at fried chicken. I didn't take pics, though, and sure as hell wouldn't have posted them anywhere if I had.

The question is, wth is that?  Deformed overcooked hamburger patties?

20 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

The question is, wth is that?  Deformed overcooked hamburger patties?

That would be my guess.  With onions mashed into them.

21 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

That would be my guess.  With onions mashed into them.

Dang, "cannot add any more reactions today"

Thanks Judge...

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What's an air fryer? Poors way of saying convection oven?

And GTFO parliament with the poors talk. You never ate that trolling alphabet pie dish.

This was posted in the Houston Foodie group.

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Breakfast of Champions
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That's the breakfast of someone who isn't old enough to buy beer. Real champions drink/eat beer for breakfast.

I completely forgot cookie crisp was a cereal. I'm going to the store tomorrow.

Every time, every-fucking-time, Chips O'Toole posts on this thread I have to steel myself for a moment before scrolling down. 

That last picture looks like a wax toilet ring install where the plumber just said “ fuck it”.

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