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I like my hard boiled eggs cooked hard. Make the whole yolk turn grey/green. That way, I don’t get crumbles of it mixed up with my pastel mini marshmallows by accident. That would just ruin my appetite before I get to my Sysco nuggets.

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Goddammit, I wandered into this thread hungry, now I just want to cut out my tongue an J-B weld my mouth shut.

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

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This is the BEFORE right?

Right?

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Penitentiary pizza, please.

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

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This looks like what is left over after the farrier gets done cutting and trimming a diseased hoof.

Probably smells better too….but not by much.

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I think they’re just really fatty hamburgers. So as long as they’re still cooking, I am with MIA- wood. 

On 2/26/2025 at 11:48 AM, tfoolry said:

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Everyone probably knows by now. But I won’t be eating that. 

13 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

May be an image of text that says 'MILK CHICKEN POULTRY AND GAME CARD 2'

Looks like a rogue Swanson TV dinner. And by rogue I mean like Rogue Shop and someone was really high. 

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20 hours ago, tfoolry said:

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That’s a peyronie pierogi. 

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That's just a quick bake away from a steelshank masterpiece 

The winner (loser?) is definitely Ohio valley pizza served where OH, PA, and WV come together 

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1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Hold up on that second one, Rage. 

- Mild Pace Nacho Cheese Sauce...not even Rico's

- Southgate Chili with beans....this stuff is under a dollar even at dollar stores, is made in TN and is mostly Soy

- the "chef" here is a garbage human, so I'm betting the hot dogs are Bar S brand, which are made from recycled boxes and cow hoofs. And soy.

 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

That's just a quick bake away from a steelshank masterpiece 

Just say "I will literally eat garbage, I don't care"

10 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Hold up on that second one, Rage. 

 

8 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

- Mild Pace Nacho Cheese Sauce...not even Rico's

- Southgate Chili with beans....this stuff is under a dollar even at dollar stores, is made in TN and is mostly Soy

- the "chef" here is a garbage human, so I'm betting the hot dogs are Bar S brand, which are made from recycled boxes and cow hoofs. And soy.

 

Just say "I will literally eat garbage, I don't care"

Well not all of us are Surly 1%.  Our holdings a getting walloped by tariffs.

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9 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Just say "I will literally eat garbage, I don't care"

Why do you hate America?

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