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35 minutes ago, Player said:

That last picture looks like a wax toilet ring install where the plumber just said “ fuck it”.

Haha yeah that goddamned ring.  

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Every time, every-fucking-time, Chips O'Toole posts on this thread I have to steel myself for a moment before scrolling down. 
He's the worst and I wish he was still at the other site

So I am on the "Cooking on a Boat" group on FB, and someone actually posted this in all seriousness:

"Mothers favorite brand of canned ham, cabbage and white jelly"
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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The fuck kind of pizza is this?

Buffalo chicken mac n cheese w/ smoked bacon and homemade buttermilk ranch.

Elbow macaroni, bacon, sharp cheddar, mozzarella and sour cream.

 

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13 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
15 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:
Every time, every-fucking-time, Chips O'Toole posts on this thread I have to steel myself for a moment before scrolling down. 

He's the worst and I wish he was still at the other site

My sarcasm meter must be broken. Chip consistently brings the abominations that bring the lulz. 

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35 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

My sarcasm meter must be broken. Chip consistently brings the abominations that bring the lulz. 

thats the point. we all cringe when we see "last post by Chips O'Toole"

 

he knows it, we know it. but we still click on it to see what he says, lulz. Of course I dont wish he stayed put 

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

So I am on the "Cooking on a Boat" group on FB, and someone actually posted this in all seriousness:

"Mothers favorite brand of canned ham, cabbage and white jelly"
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Your mom likes ham and white jelly.

49 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I don't see the chicken tho.

SBBruin, has this person been given maximum shit for that abomination?

That is seriously crazy.

The mod is pretty militant about keeping comments civil and positive.  So just the simple:

-Seriously?

- No words.

- Om my.

- (there was this) That's just gross. (to which she was beaten down for the negativity).

 

I’ve seen chum buckets on boats that looked more appetizing than that monstrosity.

42 minutes ago, stupolvo said:

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Straight from the chef Sal Monella cookbook.

2 hours ago, stupolvo said:

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They will leave this world together on the wings of love.

21 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Buffalo chicken mac n cheese w/ smoked bacon and homemade buttermilk ranch.

Elbow macaroni, bacon, sharp cheddar, mozzarella and sour cream.

 

Your level of knowledge and expertise on that is rather.....how shall I say? frightening?

15 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Your level of knowledge and expertise on that is rather.....how shall I say? frightening?

Google image search ultimately identified the photo as being from Vinnie's Pizzeria in Brooklyn - “Mac Attack” pie.  It looked a little too professional to be from one of Vic's fb friends. 

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Google image search ultimately identified the photo as being from Vinnie's Pizzeria in Brooklyn - “Mac Attack” pie.  It looked a little too professional to be from one of Vic's fb friends. 
I saw it posted by someone on my feed. Looked fucking hideous and disgusting.
On 5/11/2018 at 1:44 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Breakfast of Champions
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The Newports really bring the meal together

Wow, great job you healthy vegan, you have sliced a tofu hot dog and dropped it on your homemade pasta with ragu.

 

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17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

That fork looks pretty fucking gay.

Either that or a mother forker.

The fuck kind of pizza is this?
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I’d eat it, minus the sour cream.
5 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 


I’d eat it, minus the sour cream.

 

What if its mayo?

That pizza looks like something Big Tony would whip up in the Harris County jail.

On 5/15/2018 at 3:37 PM, tx ind said:

 

The Newports really bring the meal together

They are dessert.

11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i'd eat that. 

Wow.  Quite a momentary shock.  I clicked on this thread while looking at the Judge Judy thread.

On 5/14/2018 at 8:01 PM, stupolvo said:

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On April 15, 2018 at 12:58 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

Vegan version:

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Cracked me up.  Onion toe nails genius.

 

The veggie stuff duck anus has me crying.

No, that looks like a Quaker State 10w-30 reduction.

On 5/14/2018 at 8:01 PM, stupolvo said:

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Happy anniversary, here's 24 continuous hours on the shitter

On 5/14/2018 at 8:01 PM, stupolvo said:

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Stare long enough, and you can see the wings moving.

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