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#305

NOt going to lie.. Chicken Ramen with boneless buffalo chicken wings and sriracha on top is actually really good.  Was eating that when the fiancee was out of town as lately as last year (I'm 33).

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On 7/5/2018 at 4:27 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

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Found on set of Jurassic World 2??  Brontosaurus that didn't make it off the dock?

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#312
28 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I am lost. Nacho cheese on hot Cheetohs, on a bed of brown rice? Performance art, yes; food, no.

That is what you call penitentiary style pizzas. Which is a big thing when you are doing time.

#314
54 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I am lost. Nacho cheese on hot Cheetohs, on a bed of brown rice? Performance art, yes; food, no.

I thought those were crunchberries

#317
On 6/28/2018 at 10:03 AM, luke duke said:

You needed a recipe to put shredded chicken and cheese inside of a taco shell?

North Dakota man or Minnesota I forget. 

#320
3 hours ago, B1G said:

what is this shit?

Click on the hyperlink I provided, you stooooooooopid fuck.

Kevin Morgan, Eskimo Hut sommelier, regards the Sing Sing Summer Tan over the Folsom Beige VSOP. 

#321
17 hours ago, elfenix said:

ramen, wolf brand, hot cheetos, and rico's nacho cheese. 

Sub the ramen for some tortilla chips and we got something.

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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bet he complains about his wife leaving the two half-drank bottles of juice in there

#332

I looked, but I truly can't identify a single item in that picture that is healthy.  You'd think they'd accidentally have some yogurt or something in there.  Nope.  Wait.  Do I see some eggs above the fridge drawer?  There you go. One thing.

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On ‎7‎/‎1‎/‎2018 at 6:47 PM, Cousin Strawberry said:

 

braunschweiger?

a.k.a. Leberwurst (liverwurst).  It was common in the Dakotas when I was a kid.  We laughed at the city folks who marveled that the Indians (feather) "used every part of the buffalo."

 

I know, they're bison.  And yes, the smart Germans ended up in Texas.

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#340
I looked, but I truly can't identify a single item in that picture that is healthy.  You'd think they'd accidentally have some yogurt or something in there.  Nope.  Wait.  Do I see some eggs above the fridge drawer?  There you go. One thing.

Looks like okra in the bag in the ice tray. Also the bag above and to the right from there may be shrimp. The catfish isn't terrible, either (though it's shitty farmed catfish).   

Everything else is prepackaged carb-laden garbage.

 

 the other problem is that the fridge and freezer are so full I bet the vents are blocked and everything is defrosting

 

 

 

#346
8 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

 

 

8 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Squirrel Salet.

Hey, pal. Didn't get the memo on not using Imgur?

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#349

I don't think that necessarily belongs in this thread. That sounds like a hilarious way to troll your kids. Jello for breakfast!

#350
On 8/6/2018 at 1:32 AM, Homesickhorn said:

 


This^^^. And squirrel is pretty damn good if it’s cooked properly.

BBQ squirrel is some pretty good eats.

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