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On 7/4/2018 at 9:33 AM, Gardner Barnes said:


The olives add a bit of class.

Whoa, think I threw up a little....or a lot.

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On 7/18/2018 at 5:57 PM, Trey3216 said:

Fucked up like a surf-sword right there 

 

On 7/18/2018 at 6:14 PM, AM Wood said:

Now they are just fucking with us.

What in the name of jebus is that?

21 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

What in the name of jebus is that?

It's akin to a soup sandwich, or a football bat

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This guy’s backyard needs to be dug up pronto. Every missing person in a 50 mile radius will be found there.
I looked, but I truly can't identify a single item in that picture that is healthy.  You'd think they'd accidentally have some yogurt or something in there.  Nope.  Wait.  Do I see some eggs above the fridge drawer?  There you go. One thing.

There are frozen catfish filets. Maybe they aren’t breaded?
Looks like okra in the bag in the ice tray. Also the bag above and to the right from there may be shrimp. The catfish isn't terrible, either (though it's shitty farmed catfish).   Everything else is prepackaged carb-laden garbage.
 
 the other problem is that the fridge and freezer are so full I bet the vents are blocked and everything is defrosting
 
 
 

Think I see a banana in the middle. Just one though.
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These were delicious!!! Wish Jason would have ate it and not have to make himself a pizza....at least I had willpower and still eat healthy!!!

 

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So I had to look further into this one, apparently the "watermelon ham" is a thing.  A horrible, upsetting, thing.

 

roasted watermelon for dessert might be good.

 

also, would.

20 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

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This belongs in the low carb thread, because that looks pretty damn good.

15 hours ago, Parliament said:

Are those eyeballs?

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On 8/7/2018 at 11:11 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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That looks like the fucking bear from The Prophecy.

How are these people not constantly shitting themselves from salmonella? 

On 8/24/2018 at 9:39 AM, Chips O'Toole said:

Total mindfuck.  

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Always wondered how one of those would taste.

 

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Those food items just don't belong together. Why? That looks like black out drunk food.

In fact, that can be the name of a cook book and this dish should be a signature entree.

Those food items just don't belong together. Why? That looks like black out drunk food.
In fact, that can be the name of a cook book and this dish should be a signature entree.

You’ve never made a “clean out the leftovers from the fridge” plate? A bbq rib, some broccoli, some fried rice, and a slice of pizza? That’s the good stuff.

THERE IS NO REASON TO DRIZZLE KETCHUP ON GREEN BEANS!!!!!!

I have strong feelings about that, apparently. I've been afraid to look too closely, but what is that stuff over by the sausage? Is that rice with gravy????

I was assuming it was hot sauce.

oh no....I took a close look. You are right, that is not ketchup but the brown thing next to the sausage looks like meat!!!!! Yuck!!!!

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^ ditto.

Wouldn’t post a picture of it though

Would smash. Would not photograph.

before this thread and the prior one on kevin's scat emporium i had no idea people ate so much boxed mac & cheese. 

On 8/3/2018 at 11:56 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Bob Stoops would deep throat that calzone.

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Is that rice with gravy????


Rice with giblet gravy is a really common bohemian side dish down around Shiner. It’s served with bbq often. It’s fucking delicious.


Rice with giblet gravy is a really common bohemian side dish down around Shiner. It’s served with bbq often. It’s fucking delicious.

Rice and gravy is fucking delicious. It’s also a coonass thing.
On 9/23/2018 at 8:00 AM, deft said:

Would smash. Would not photograph.

This.  Wings look pretty good.  Salats always look pitiful.  Like they want to say they eat salad, but really don't want to eat salad.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Rice and gravy is fucking delicious. It’s also a coonass thing.

grew up in katy.  school lunches came with rice 2-3x a week.  steak fingers with rice, gravy all over, sop it up with the roll.  good stuff, at least as far as school lunch went.  way better than the shitty burger. 

 

before this thread and the prior one on kevin's scat emporium i had no idea people ate so much boxed mac & cheese. 
My 3yo eats the hell out of the puppy dog pals mac n cheese where you mic it for 3.5 min in water.

I havent had a boxed mac n cheese with milk in a while. Sounds pretty good

Not close to the worst thing on here but the Styrofoam plate captures the spirit.  

Also, are these people boiling their chicken or just not baking it long enough?

2 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

Is that tar?

worse.  sweet baby ray's.

grew up in katy.  school lunches came with rice 2-3x a week.  steak fingers with rice, gravy all over, sop it up with the roll.  good stuff, at least as far as school lunch went.  way better than the shitty burger. 
 


Not a damn thing wrong with gravy on rice. That shit goes hard

I had no idea rice and gravy wasn't a universal staple of the meat and 3 plate all over America.

Is that really an oddity to some on here?  What about plain buttered rice?

White rice with mushroom gravy and sizzle steak...with mushroom gravy is a staple in rural Ohio.  #respect

Beef Tips over rice is one of my all-time favorite meals.  Shit is delicious comfort food 

I never had homemade unless it was from a white friends family but I loved that shit

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