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I never understood the way people like rice. No flavor or odor. Reminds me of a food version of water.

 

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3 minutes ago, Hugh G. Rection said:

I never understood the way people like rice. No flavor or odor. Reminds me of a food version of water.

 

that's why you put beef tips or shrimp etouffee or sweet and sour pork on it.

On 9/26/2018 at 10:42 PM, Zepol87 said:

 


Not a damn thing wrong with gravy on rice. That shit goes hard

I didn't know there was any other way to have rice unless you're dumping one of the other meal items on top of the rice.

On 9/29/2018 at 3:32 AM, Hugh G. Rection said:

I never understood the way people like rice. No flavor or odor. Reminds me of a food version of water.

 

Has obviously never had Thai jasmine rice.  Cook some up and you can smell it throughout your entire house, and it's fucking awesome.

Has obviously never had Thai jasmine rice.  Cook some up and you can smell it throughout your entire house, and it's fucking awesome.



Correct. Texmati has a very distinct flavor as well. As does that very specific Louisiana brand of rice that is served with Cajun/Creole food.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.






Correct. Texmati has a very distinct flavor as well. As does that very specific Louisiana brand of rice that is served with Cajun/Creole food.


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6 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

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Famous or infamous?  Typhoid Mary was more infamous than famous.  Giving all of your guests a foodborne illness is not going to make it famous.

2 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Famous or infamous?  Typhoid Mary was more infamous than famous.  Giving all of your guests a foodborne illness is not going to make it famous.

They got sick walking in the door there.....food or no food- those guests are DOA.

What about food borne aids?

28 minutes ago, Parliament said:

What am I missing here?

that exactly 1 of vic's friends knows what delicious is.

10/10 would eat many many many times.

That looks amazing but the size of the pepperonis suggests it is either fake or somebody used a hole punch to make pepperonis for ants.

You absolutely gotta put the pizza toppings on the inside of the bun, not on top. Otherwise it's too messy. Sure, it looks good with the cheese and pepperoni and shit on top, but just try eating that. That's why it belongs on this thread. Flip that shit over.

Buncha fuckin' amateurs.

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1 hour ago, Bat Guano said:

You absolutely gotta put the pizza toppings on the inside of the bun, not on top. Otherwise it's too messy. Sure, it looks good with the cheese and pepperoni and shit on top, but just try eating that. That's why it belongs on this thread. Flip that shit over.

Buncha fuckin' amateurs.

will ya look at the hamburger engineer over here?

1 hour ago, Bat Guano said:

You absolutely gotta put the pizza toppings on the inside of the bun, not on top. Otherwise it's too messy. Sure, it looks good with the cheese and pepperoni and shit on top, but just try eating that. That's why it belongs on this thread. Flip that shit over.

Buncha fuckin' amateurs.

Check out the big brain on Bat!

22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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"I stuck to my low carb diet today by having a burger without a bun!"

9 hours ago, Bat Guano said:

You absolutely gotta put the pizza toppings on the inside of the bun, not on top. Otherwise it's too messy. Sure, it looks good with the cheese and pepperoni and shit on top, but just try eating that. That's why it belongs on this thread. Flip that shit over.

Buncha fuckin' amateurs.

It just posed like that so you can see the pizza. It's turned over before eating commences. Follow an Instagram foodie once in awhile dude. He posed it for the likes.

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. Follow an Instagram foodie once in awhile dude.


You are making fun of him for not following an IG food account?

Make fun of me too then.
1 hour ago, markstanco said:

 


You are making fun of him for not following an IG food account?

Make fun of me too then.

IG is for caseboon

On 8/3/2018 at 4:59 PM, Brisketexan said:

I looked, but I truly can't identify a single item in that picture that is healthy.  You'd think they'd accidentally have some yogurt or something in there.  Nope.  Wait.  Do I see some eggs above the fridge drawer?  There you go. One thing.

I think that’s a bag of frozen human testicles next to the ice maker. Or maybe chicken gizzards. 

12 hours ago, pacman said:

It just posed like that so you can see the pizza. It's turned over before eating commences. Follow an Instagram foodie once in awhile dude. He posed it for the likes.

Instagram? No way.

Foodie? No fucking way.

You sound like a fuckin' amateur.

2 minutes ago, Bat Guano said:

Instagram? No way.

Foodie? No fucking way.

You sound like a fuckin' amateur.

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Truly amazing how much DOD chicken is being "cooked" out there.  I mean, cooking isn't hard...at all.  Being a chef is, but just cooking regular shit in your home is really really easy.  On top of all that, if you're really struggling with baking some chicken legs in the oven there are literally thousands of resources at your disposal.  People.

On 10/4/2018 at 8:18 PM, luke duke said:

 


A Jack in the Box taco.

 

This guy’s going places.

What am I missing here?


A fried egg?

I'll take "Things Found in Jeffrey Dahmer's Fridge" for $500, Alex.

Vegan weenies and milk seem like they should go with aggy vegeterian beans.

 

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These are not the droids we're looking for. Move along.

Yeah but lil Caesar’s trash ass pizza with shit ass whisky/coke on a Friday night? I can think of worse.

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