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    8? Dude, it’s been 14. One first round win in 14 fucking years. All those NBA players with nothing to show for it, and this roster full of players from the Island of Misfit Toys, an all star squad of

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Fucking amazing!!! Lets fucking go boys!!

Doubted this team since the bracket announcement and through they’re lose by 10. I’ll gladly take my crow, smoked pleas. 

There we go Beard. That's what we hired you for. Now let's beat Purdue.

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BTW - I negged 2 of you for talking shit about Brock - he was the only reason we stayed in the game in the first half. Late in the game he enforces one on that pussy #3 who had been a bitch all game. We still win running away. That isn't a dumb situational play - that's a fucking culture play. Understand the difference. 

Just now, Pods said:

Had the chance to feel great about that and run away with it, but tight win is still a win. Fucking nice to move on to Round 2 for a change. 

yes, but it was only tight because the refs artificially closed the gap there near the end.

but way to close it out, boys!

this sweet 16 suddenly looks a lot more achievable

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Hey guys, don't forget to keep pointing and laughing at Shaka Smart, a current resident of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Hell yeah, let’s remind Purdue of their place in texas history. One solid game away from a legit elite 8 chance. Holy shit.

Fucking spinach salad 

 Beard won Shaka didn’t.  Assholes thinking we didn’t upgrade are a special kind of dumb.  

1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

What time on Sunday?

This.

Did not tune in until after work, second period.

So the two brunettes the cameras kept going to are Coaches daughters?

Just caught that when they talked about the spinach salad.  

Anyone had that salad?  I may need to try it.

2 minutes ago, Pods said:

Had the chance to feel great about that and run away with it, but tight win is still a win. Fucking nice to move on to Round 2 for a change. 

That was not a tight win. Dear God some of you are delusional. 

1 minute ago, troph said:

Hell yeah, let’s remind Purdue of their place in texas history. One solid game away from a legit elite 8 chance. Holy shit.

God I wish we had Mitchell. Edey is a monster 

Just now, ztejas said:

BTW - I negged 2 of you for talking shit about Brock - he was the only reason we stayed in the game in the first half. Late in the game he enforces one on that pussy #3 who had been a bitch all game. We still win running away. That isn't a dumb situational play - that's a fucking culture play. Understand the difference. 

Lulz you stupid fuck. Andrew Jones is the only reason Texas was in the game in the 1st half. You want a culture of Duke uber douche guards. Fuck that shit, you can be tough and not be fucking stupid. Apparently, you can't but Beard doesn't coach that stupid shit from Cunningham.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

BTW - I negged 2 of you for talking shit about Brock - he was the only reason we stayed in the game in the first half. Late in the game he enforces one on that pussy #3 who had been a bitch all game. We still win running away. That isn't a dumb situational play - that's a fucking culture play. Understand the difference. 

Yeah, that first half had nothing to with AJ 

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Hey guys, don't forget to keep pointing and laughing at Shaka Smart, a current resident of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Send him a ticket to Sunday’s game 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Have great 2nd half Texas...   Please!!

 

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Just now, justhookit said:

Yeah, that first half had nothing to with AJ 

Of course it was helped by AJ. Brock gave us at least 4 extra possessions and I think we scored on 3 of those. 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

I'm almost as happy as the pederast cameraman is horny. 

He's going to follow them to the hotel.

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12 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

that bitch tried to hook Brock's arm

This. He hooked Brock’s arm and tried to win an Emmy. It’s clear on replay but these refs are eunuchs.

Just now, ztejas said:

Of course it was helped by AJ. Brock gave us at least 4 extra possessions and I think we scored on 3 of those. 

Brock doesn't want to fuck you.

2 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Here for the link to the @Bitterwhiteguy article!

Yeah; he’s on suicide watch.  

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

That was not a tight win. Dear God some of you are delusional. 

Ended up being an 8 point game at the end due to the refs when it looked like we were going to run away with it. 

Texas Men's Basketball wins an NCAA Tournament game ???

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We in round 2. We beat KU and Tenn. That's what we need to deal with in Purdue. Hopefully it's the Horns that played against the aforementioned teams, not baylor or iTT. But tonight is a good night. Hookem Horns!

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