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He needs 4 attempts for 2 points. Jfc 

finally, some points inside. 

also, i wasn't paying attention but were they trying to catch out the female commentator for a mispronounced name?

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

you know what else i haven't seen?

men's ncaa swimming.

You would say that you sexist pig. 

No layups falling...is that a problem?  It seems like a problem.

AJ is a great story, and we all watch more Texas games than the average sports fan, but I feel like Ive heard more about AJ in the last few years than Jimmy V since 93. 

I bet the 124.5 point under.
You're gonna feel dumb when we lose 80-45.

honestly, that's a shit foul call, imo, and i'm not being a homer, i don't think. you dribble into three guys, you deserve what you get

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
3 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:
Ball not bouncing our way at the start. 0-4 Horns. I'd rather the ball bounce our way in the second half 

Do baskets count more in the 2nd half?

Well for this year's Horn edition, yeah :), see last game

Thank god for Brock

The chick with the low voice says “Chase Febres” is a confident shooter


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Bishop with a couple of dumbass plays early. Cmon man. 

Of course Bishop doesn't even do anything with his hands after fouling and while the dude is still hanging in the air

I hope febres hits 10 threes today
I hope Salma Hayek comes over and titty fucks me.

Brock Cunningham - son of these hills - keeping us in it. 

Some of these lineups are hideous 

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
8 minutes ago, SDG said:
I bet the 124.5 point under.

You're gonna feel dumb when we lose 80-45.

Naw because I’ll be drunk by then.  

7 points, I can barely catch my breath. 

Just now, Beau Vine said:
1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:
I hope febres hits 10 threes today

I hope Salma Hayek comes over and titty fucks me.

He’s due to hit that many like you’re due for a good titty fucking

If you’re gonna jump bishop, land on his fuckin head so he doesn’t have the easiest and 1 ever. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

I go 8 deep consistently, too, ma'am.

Found South Austin's mom

UT is collecting a metric-ton of offensive boards so far.  5-0 on O-boards.

Dedes can’t even tell their white guys apart 

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

WTF kind of defense is that? 

Bonehead

Bullshit block on AJ. Let em play. 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

thank god for offensive boards, or this shit would be out of control

Seriously, we're up 5-0 on the offensive glass.  That has to be a lead for us, shit.

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