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Just now, Loop 1604 said:

Disu has zero athleticism. None.

his movement looks like an 8th grader that grew a foot and a half over the summer and has no idea how to control his limbs

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Just now, hayden_horn said:

his movement looks like an 8th grader that grew a foot and a half over the summer and has no idea how to control his limbs

I want to blame his knee, but it's been long enough...

Just now, hayden_horn said:

his movement looks like an 8th grader that grew a foot and a half over the summer and has no idea how to control his limbs

That’s a perfect description…

Just now, hayden_horn said:

his movement looks like an 8th grader that grew a foot and a half over the summer and has no idea how to control his limbs

Baby giraffe stuck in mud 

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
6 minutes ago, ztejas said:
It's hard to put in words how amazing Brock has been so far. 

Thanks, Fran.

Except I'm not overrating his presence. He's the only reason we're in this game. 

Ramey has now twice held onto the ball entirely too long. Do something! 

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Can someone tell me how this year’s offense is any different than the previous 6?

You could watch the games 

Terrible spacing and can't get a clean look at all. Come on baby

Fuck these announcers. They can't hide their ACC\VT bias. It's irritating as hell.
What???!!?? They sound bored as hell and I can't blame them.
Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Can someone tell me how this year’s offense is any different than the previous 6?

Our guards have no explosion and are inconsistent shooters.

Foul on Texas...

Under 4min timeout   Vtech leads  23-22 

Ugh

If we would move the fucking ball around properly our offense would be much better. They make 1 pass and hold it. Don't have time to think here you have to know where you're going with the ball before you catch it

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Can someone tell me how this year’s offense is any different than the previous 6?

Tell me you don't watch a lot of Texas basketball without telling me.

Just now, Beau Vine said:
2 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:
Fuck these announcers. They can't hide their ACC\VT bias. It's irritating as hell.

What???!!?? They sound bored as hell and I can't blame them.

but it's a rockfight!

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

No one on this team is a good finisher down low, especially above the rim.

Correct. It's a crap shoot for our guys underneath. No explosion. Better off stepping 3 to 5 feet away and trying to convert from there. 

What???!!?? They sound bored as hell and I can't blame them.

Watching this game from a Chili’s in Iowa with no sound. Sounds like I’m winning.
Just now, Pancho said:

VT shooting 53%

Texas - 27%

That should scare VT. They are up 1 and their 2 best players have 2 fouls.

Just now, Pancho said:

VT shooting 53%

Texas - 27%

We're winning offensive boards 5-0 and turnovers 1-4.  We should be up several points right now, but we can't score the god damned ball.  Same thing it's been all year.

WTF is up with our lineup?  Disu sucks, get him off the floor.  Febres?  At least he hit a 3.  

3 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Fuck these announcers. They can't hide their ACC\VT bias. It's irritating as hell.

I'd rather this thread go back to spouting off about how much the refs suck.

 

VT coach has some really fucking stupid ass dumb looking eye brows. That's all i got so far.

Just now, Hermanator said:

If we would move the fucking ball around properly our offense would be much better. They make 1 pass and hold it. Don't have time to think here you have to know where you're going with the ball before you catch it

They also can't beat any VT player off the dribble. So they can't attack.

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

Does anyone believe we are going to win this game?

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Just now, Pam Cummings said:

VT coach has some really fucking stupid ass dumb looking eye brows. That's all i got so far.

You forgot "rapey."

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Can someone tell me how this year’s offense is any different than the previous 6?

The motion and structure is there this team just isn't quick enough in decision making and ball movement. 

Under Shaka it was a ton of standing around and ISO

5 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Disu has zero athleticism. None.

He plays standing straight up. Takes all athleticism out of his game. Looks like a tree.

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Does anyone believe we are going to win this game?

Yes. Go away

also, wtf is the ncaa thinking starting the women's tournament during the men's?


Watching this game from a Chili’s in Iowa with no sound. Sounds like I’m winning.
No, you're in Iowa.
2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Figured out who the VT coach reminds me of:

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Frank Pentangeli's brother (from Godfather 2)?

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Does anyone believe we are going to win this game?

jones does

We're winning offensive boards 5-0 and turnovers 1-4.  We should be up several points right now, but we can't score the god damned ball.  Same thing it's been all year.
I wonder if it's because we try to score things that aren't the ball?

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