May 27, 20187 yr 100-105 F every day? WTF is wrong with the weather? Are we gonna have another summer of 2011?
May 27, 20187 yr Yeah, this is fucking bullshit. We had about two weeks of real spring and now it’s hot as fuck and were not even to June yet. Fuck everything.
May 27, 20187 yr Not even June. I think we’ll have a scorcher for many many days this year. Was it 2011 when it was triple digits for more than 60 days in a row? i feel like we’re on pace for something like that or worse.
May 27, 20187 yr Was 88 degrees in northern North Dakota today. Won't have highs below 80 until Tuesday.
May 27, 20187 yr Now I get to point and laugh for the next 4-5 months at your misery. Highs in the 60s and 70s as far as the weather app goes out.
May 27, 20187 yr What's the root cause (not global warming but more specific) for this heat now? Is it because of lack of rain this spring?
May 27, 20187 yr Meh, I’ll do what I do every summer: swim, enjoy cold beverages, do the usual stuff outside then cool off with a/c or cool shower, eat some bbq, swim some more. Choose this everyday over cold weather for months.
May 27, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, RD3 said: What's the root cause (not global warming but more specific) for this heat now? Is it because of lack of rain this spring? Jet stream has bent way up into Canada. The allows heat from Mexico and moisture from the gulf to pour up across the middle of the country. It’s been in the 90s in fucking Minneapolis.
May 27, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, bschoolprof said: Jet stream has bent way up into Canada. The allows heat from Mexico and moisture from the gulf to pour up across the middle of the country. It’s been in the 90s in fucking Minneapolis. Maybe we do need a wall then.
May 27, 20187 yr This is a bit better than the biblical floods we've had on some recent Memorial Day weekends.
May 27, 20187 yr Should have titled this “Texas Heat Wave”. Now you’ve left the door open for the jackass posters who live in Wyoming, Minnesota, the Dakotas, etc to tell us how awesome their summer is while conveniently forgetting their home sucks shit the other eight months a year.
May 27, 20187 yr This says hotter than normal June, then perhaps cooler than normal July for the Texas area. https://weather.com/forecast/national/news/2018-05-16-summer-2018-us-temperature-outlook-june-july-august-the-weather
May 27, 20187 yr Was it 2011 when it was triple digits for more than 60 days in a row? i feel like we’re on pace for something like that or worse.It was 90 days actually. I believe the first one was in mid June however. Not a good sign for this summer. https://www.statesman.com/news/local/2011-was-austin-hottest-year-record/R07lnW9a9SfQuxRECy1p7K/
May 27, 20187 yr I cracked yesterday and had Amazon deliver an above ground pool. I don't care how white trash it looks. Floating around in that thing with a beverage is fantastic. Fuck this heat.
May 27, 20187 yr Should have titled this “Texas Heat Wave”. Now you’ve left the door open for the jackass posters who live in Wyoming, Minnesota, the Dakotas, etc to tell us how awesome their summer is while conveniently forgetting their home sucks shit the other eight months a year. Sir, I'll have you know my home is warm and comfy all winter. (I burn buffalo chips.)
May 27, 20187 yr Yeah, we're "supposed" to have a brutal June, but then an average July-September. But we'll see. Anxious for an update from PhDhorn
May 27, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said: Meh, I’ll do what I do every summer: swim, enjoy cold beverages, do the usual stuff outside then cool off with a/c or cool shower, eat some bbq, swim some more. Choose this everyday over cold weather for months. Gross. I’m gonna try to not be out of the a/c longer than the walk from the house to the car for about 6 months.
May 27, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Deej said: I cracked yesterday and had Amazon deliver an above ground pool. I don't care how white trash it looks. Floating around in that thing with a beverage is fantastic. Fuck this heat. Spoiler
May 27, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Chet Steadman said: Should have titled this “Texas Heat Wave”. Now you’ve left the door open for the jackass posters who live in Wyoming, Minnesota, the Dakotas, etc to tell us how awesome their summer is while conveniently forgetting their home sucks shit the other eight months a year. It is pretty awesome. Enjoy the triple digits, Ill enjoy the upper 70s-mid 80s the rest of the week.
May 27, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, Chet Steadman said: Should have titled this “Texas Heat Wave”. Now you’ve left the door open for the jackass posters who live in Wyoming, Minnesota, the Dakotas, etc to tell us how awesome their summer is while conveniently forgetting their home sucks shit the other eight months a year. Comfortable low 70’s here in SoCal. But it is that way all year round.
May 27, 20187 yr feels 2011 ish. that was the hottest MF summer in my 41 years on earth sitting outside at 10pm in the dark, its still 100F outside and i have a running water hose in one hand, margarita in another hand, and lady friend on third appendage.
May 27, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said: It was 90 days actually. I believe the first one was in mid June however. We were in the 90's in April, and 100 on May 25.
May 27, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Lobo said: Yeah, we're "supposed" to have a brutal June, but then an average July-September. But we'll see. Anxious for an update from PhDhorn The NOAA climatology page is not quite so optimistic: July-August-September looks hotter'n Hades. Edited May 27, 20187 yr by Walden Ponderer
May 27, 20187 yr Author By July of the 2011 summer, I started having thoughts that death wouldn’t be such a bad alternative to “that”.
May 27, 20187 yr What sucks, is the windows in my truck won't roll down and I have no AC in my truck. Driving is going to suck donkey balls.
May 27, 20187 yr What sucks, is the windows in my truck won't roll down and I have no AC in my truck. Driving is going to suck donkey balls. When my truck AC was busted, I at least had the window option.Of course, I burned the shit outta my left arm that way...you gotta be careful.
May 27, 20187 yr I don't know what I'm going to do. Windows are stuck up and my vents only blow warm air.
May 27, 20187 yr Just now, Shmitty said: I don't know what I'm going to do. Windows are stuck up and my vents only blow warm air. Public transportation options work well for poors....
May 27, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said: Public transportation options work well for poors.... Not in the McKinney/Frisco area. And not if you are starting out in a new sales career.
May 27, 20187 yr I don't know what I'm going to do. Windows are stuck up and my vents only blow warm air. Here are some options:1. Fix A/C2. Fix Windows3. Get a new vehicle4. Smash windowsI’ll send my paypal info in a DM.
May 27, 20187 yr 39 minutes ago, Shmitty said: I don't know what I'm going to do. Windows are stuck up and my vents only blow warm air. you're going to die
May 27, 20187 yr UPS trucks dont have AC so hopefully I blow out a shoulder or knee here pretty quick
May 28, 20187 yr 52 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said: Here are some options: 1. Fix A/C 2. Fix Windows 3. Get a new vehicle 4. Smash windows I’ll send my paypal info in a DM. 5.
May 28, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Celery Man said: i hope you're not selling shirts I'll be selling ice cream pops.
May 28, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, miguelito said: Can I have your watch when you are dead? Sure, it's a Casio. Don't think it will add much to my estate.
May 28, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Shmitty said: Not in the McKinney/Frisco area. And not if you are starting out in a new sales career. I had a job interview in June of 1995 in Addison back when I drove a truck with no A/C. I think I might have stopped sweating by the time the interview was over. Amazingly, I got the job.
May 28, 20187 yr Four drownings in the last 3 hours in western DFW. Don’t go inside to grab a fork, take a piss, or even to walk around the side of the house to fart in private. Keep your eyes on your kids at all goddamned times. Fucking fuck.Is this true? Because that's fucking awful.
May 28, 20187 yr I did a bunch of yard work today and it was hot as fuck. Did it because it’s going to be hotter than fuck forever now.
May 28, 20187 yr I would run up a credit card bill on repairs before I drove a car in Texas with no ac.
May 28, 20187 yr As uncomfortable as this summer is doubtless gonna be, I just hope no one in Central Texas has to deal with wildfires again. Seven years later and I still don't like driving out 71 and seeing the remnants of that shit.
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