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HENDERSON, Nev. (KLAS) — A woman is accused of stabbing her date she had met online in retaliation for the 2020 death of an Iranian leader killed in an American drone strike, police wrote in court documents.

Nika Nikoubin, 21, faces charges of attempted murder, battery with a deadly weapon and burglary.

Nikoubin and the victim met online on the dating website Plenty of Fish, Henderson police wrote in an arrest report. The duo then agreed to meet at Sunset Station on March 5, renting a room together.

While in the room, the pair began engaging in sexual activity, when Nikoubin put a blindfold on the victim, police said. Nikoubin then turned off the lights, and several minutes later, the victim “felt a pain on the side of his neck.”

Nikoubin reportedly stabbed the victim in the neck “for revenge against U.S. troops for the killing of Qasem Solemani in 2020,” police wrote in a report.

 

When talking to police, Nikoubin told an investigator “she wanted revenge,” police said. She said she had listened to a song called “Grave Digger,” which “gave her the motivation… to carry out her revenge.”

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that's a man.

did the victim cum first, at least?  because if so:

 

petrino sex

I was at a Persian-American wedding this weekend.

This guy screwed up.

There are plenty of absolutely beautiful Persians out there -- the crowd was stunning.

This person was not one of them.  And the person is stabby.  Bad choice all the way around.

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Maybe she was just kissing his neck and the razor stubble from her lip poked him? 

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

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that's a man.

Counter point:

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Also, website should be named “Plenty of Cray Fish.”

12 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Counter point:

iranian-woman-soleimani-revenge-08.jpeg?
 

Also, website should be named “Plenty of Cray Fish.”

Wait....did you say plenty of crayfish?

Even if you said it like a yankee.....IN....

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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

That’s called playing the long game

To be fair, I once treated an Austrian gal poorly because I was still pissed about the Peace of Westphalia.  Stupid Hapsburgs.

I wondered what happened to Icono

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I was at a Persian-American wedding this weekend.

This guy screwed up.

There are plenty of absolutely beautiful Persians out there -- the crowd was stunning.

This person was not one of them.  And the person is stabby.  Bad choice all the way around.

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50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

To be fair, I once treated an Austrian gal poorly because I was still pissed about the Peace of Westphalia.  Stupid Hapsburgs.

Austria you say?

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

To be fair, I once treated an Austrian gal poorly because I was still pissed about the Peace of Westphalia.  Stupid Hapsburgs.

 

They’re fucking everywhere. Amirite

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Counter point:

iranian-woman-soleimani-revenge-08.jpeg?
 

Also, website should be named “Plenty of Cray Fish.”

"No matter how hot she is, some other guy is already tired of her stabbing him in the neck."

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Counter point:

iranian-woman-soleimani-revenge-08.jpeg?
 

Also, website should be named “Plenty of Cray Fish.”

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25 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

You win the internet today.

thanks. it was just out there like hanging curve ball man

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

Counter point:

iranian-woman-soleimani-revenge-08.jpeg?
 

Also, website should be named “Plenty of Cray Fish.”

"Okay, now you've gotten that out of your system...."

[mention=5490]She looks hairy. Pass. [/mention]

This. I was just thinking I bet she’s got a super huge bush.

Would still hit it.
19 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:


This. I was just thinking I bet she’s got a super huge bush.

Would still hit it.

Oh yeah she got a booger bear up in there. Still would.

11 hours ago, Steel Shank said:


This. I was just thinking I bet she’s got a super huge bush.

Would still hit it.

Just take a flashlight and you'll be fine.

16 hours ago, Steel Shank said:


This. I was just thinking I bet she’s got a super huge bush.

Would still hit it.

Persian carpet rides for everyone!  

17 hours ago, Steel Shank said:


This. I was just thinking I bet she’s got a super huge bush.

Would still hit it.

Muskie pelt?

On 3/14/2022 at 3:34 PM, Goredho said:

Counter point:

iranian-woman-soleimani-revenge-08.jpeg?
 

Also, website should be named “Plenty of Cray Fish.”

Not helping

thanks. it was just out there like hanging curve ball man

It’s still a toss up for me between yours and the “Whatever happened to Icono” post.

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